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Celebrity hair disasters, bad cuts, and out-dated styles.

Carpets & Candids: Kate Hudson’s curls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2016 17:16:16 February 5, 2016 17:16:16
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Photographer Group/ All Access Photo/ Splash News

Kate Hudson had fun with a curling iron last night. I just googled “Kate Hudson short hair”. I scrolled 3 pages. I think this might be the shortest I’ve ever seen it? You like? I think I might like it better if she’d brushed through the curl. Why do people do this? Why do people curl their hair and not at least run their fingers through the sections? Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: January's SAG seafoam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2016 16:09:22 February 1, 2016 16:09:22
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Wenn, Jeff Kravitz/ Jeff Vespa/ Kevin Mazur/ Getty Images

If you’ve been reading this blog consistently, you know I’ve been on this for a while: the January Jones style slide. January Jones used to bring it. She used to be AHEAD of it. Even if it what she wore wasn’t my favourite, at least it had imagination. At least it provoked. At least it wasn’t… seafoam. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kate Beckinsale dresses up for Sundance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2016 17:05:39 January 25, 2016 17:05:39
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C Flanigan/ Jason Merritt/ Getty Images

I suppose it should be no surprise that Kate Beckinsale, the ultimate over-dresser, wore this to Sundance. I’ve covered Sundance several times. Park City is not exactly a ballroom town during the festival. It’s cramped, it’s cold, it’s hard to walk anywhere. Which is why Kate wore pants. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Carrie’s New Year’s shiny suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2016 15:29:25 January 4, 2016 15:29:25
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Jamie McCarthy/ DCNYRE2016/ Eugene Gologursky/ Michael Stewart/ Steve Mack/ Getty Images

I don’t actually mind the suit. It was New Year’s Eve. It was shiny. It was well-tailored. It’s so much better than the dresses she wears to award shows. But then she had to go ruin it with that hair. Please promise me you will never, ever, ever ask for your hair to be styled like this… EVER. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Halle Berry’s long bangs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2015 21:19:07 November 19, 2015 21:19:07
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WENN

Never, ever, ever thought I’d say this… But Halle Berry needs a makeover. This dress. It reminds me of those pieces they sell from fitness clothing stores where they try to convince you that you can wear something to yoga and then unwrap or wrap it around your body 8 times and ta-da! It becomes a dinner outfit. Full Article

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