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Celebrity hair disasters, bad cuts, and out-dated styles.

Carpets & Candids: Halle’s uneven dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2015 17:01:50 February 20, 2015 17:01:50
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Wenn, Jon Kopaloff/ Getty Images

I don’t know what it is about the bottom of this dress but I’m not digging the way it’s falling. Or where it’s falling. Is it hitting her legs at a weird place? Also, this hair, that fringe. Not feeling.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Gillian’s terrible tiers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2014 14:56:52 December 1, 2014 14:56:52
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WENN

If you’ve watched The Fall, you know Gillian Anderson can do better than his dress, and this hair. It would have been better if she’d let it down. It would have been better if those black tiers weren’t there and the small yellow flowers were just left alone to be pretty all by themselves. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kate’s jumpsuit and high pony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2014 17:09:50 July 22, 2014 17:09:50
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FameFlynet, North Woods/ Splash

It’s a good jumpsuit…but everything around it is a problem. The fake hair ponytail, I hate it. Why not just a skinny topknot? Because the combination of the pony and the platforms cheapen the entire look, non? All that’s missing is a French manicure.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kristen Wiig’s shorter hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2014 16:45:17 January 8, 2014 16:45:17
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Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Quite like this dress, especially the detail around the neck, which some of you might say looks like a bib. Works for me. But not the hair. It’s shorter now. And something’s happening in the back. And maybe it’s just the way it’s styled, how it’s jutting out the side there – weak, right? Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Hayden Bangs in a Tight Dress

Duana Posted by Duana at August 29, 2013 16:48:26 August 29, 2013 16:48:26
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WENN

What do you think of Hayden’s new haircut? I’m not sure I’m totally in. But the thing is that the blunt-bangs cut almost never lasts. It always feels like a new, sharp cut but nobody maintains them for long, do they? In fact, the only person who had blunt bangs without them looking like a brand-new thing was Julie Taylor. Full Article

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