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Celebrity hair disasters, bad cuts, and out-dated styles.

Carpets & Candids: Sophia in champagne

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2013 22:33:29 April 28, 2013 22:33:29
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

HATE. All of it. Hate the colour (which I’ve now associated with royal baby swaddling), hate the detail (1995 wedding dress), hate the shoes (divorcee, aged 45), and so much hate the Cinderella wedding fringe. If Mrs Timberlake is growing it out, you know it was never a good idea to begin with. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kate’s pink & leather day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2013 14:24:42 April 25, 2013 14:24:42
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FameFlynet

Two outfits, both featuring pink and black leather. I think I like the all black option more, except I wish the shoes weren’t pink. As for the other look, I like the pink top but hate the zippers on the leather skirt that was clearly inspired by a denim one. Remember what I wrote yesterday re: white pumps? Click here... Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Country Bitch tries floral print

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2013 13:29:41 April 8, 2013 13:29:41
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

Some print is superior to other print. Like... right away, you know, and you don’t even have to be an expert, that this is most definitely NOT Erdem, right? This is Naeem Khan. Who also regularly dresses, ahem, Vanessa Hudgens and Stacy Keibler. So I’m just saying. Oh my God this f-cking hair. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Victoria’s mom hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2013 13:38:47 April 4, 2013 13:38:47
Photos:
WENN

I saw these pictures and was like, oh who’s this 30 year old woman wearing that smart outfit? And then I clicked to open and it’s Victoria Justice. Google check Victoria Justice’s age? 20. Partly it’s the print – that’s like a working woman DVF print, non? Safe for work under a blazer with juuuuuust enough personality – but mostly it’s the hair. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Julie Bowen’s bad hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2013 16:51:53 January 7, 2013 16:51:53
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Charley Gallay/ Getty

What is this?  A curled fringe? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? I’ve seen old ladies in retirement homes with cuter hair than this. It’s objectionable. We are 6 days away from the Globes. She wore gross taffeta at the Emmys. And now this? I worry.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Messy Noomi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2012 14:17:00 December 10, 2012 14:17:00
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Maybe she just didn’t give a sh-t. It certainly looks like it. I mean, it’s not like she did anything with her hair and that’s a nothing dress of a nothing length and a terribly unflattering shoe choice. Messy.  Full Article

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