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Celebrity hair disasters, bad cuts, and out-dated styles.

Carpets & Candids: Kate’s pink & leather day

April 25, 2013 14:24:42 Posted at April 25, 2013 14:24:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet

Two outfits, both featuring pink and black leather. I think I like the all black option more, except I wish the shoes weren’t pink. As for the other look, I like the pink top but hate the zippers on the leather skirt that was clearly inspired by a denim one. Remember what I wrote yesterday re: white pumps? Click here... Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Country Bitch tries floral print

April 8, 2013 13:29:41 Posted at April 8, 2013 13:29:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Jason Merritt/ Getty

Some print is superior to other print. Like... right away, you know, and you don’t even have to be an expert, that this is most definitely NOT Erdem, right? This is Naeem Khan. Who also regularly dresses, ahem, Vanessa Hudgens and Stacy Keibler. So I’m just saying. Oh my God this f-cking hair. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Victoria’s mom hair

April 4, 2013 13:38:47 Posted at April 4, 2013 13:38:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

I saw these pictures and was like, oh who’s this 30 year old woman wearing that smart outfit? And then I clicked to open and it’s Victoria Justice. Google check Victoria Justice’s age? 20. Partly it’s the print – that’s like a working woman DVF print, non? Safe for work under a blazer with juuuuuust enough personality – but mostly it’s the hair. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Julie Bowen’s bad hair

January 7, 2013 16:51:53 Posted at January 7, 2013 16:51:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Charley Gallay/ Getty

What is this?  A curled fringe? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? I’ve seen old ladies in retirement homes with cuter hair than this. It’s objectionable. We are 6 days away from the Globes. She wore gross taffeta at the Emmys. And now this? I worry.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Messy Noomi

December 10, 2012 14:17:00 Posted at December 10, 2012 14:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, FameFlynet

Maybe she just didn’t give a sh-t. It certainly looks like it. I mean, it’s not like she did anything with her hair and that’s a nothing dress of a nothing length and a terribly unflattering shoe choice. Messy.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Heigl’s hair & makeup problems

June 8, 2012 14:31:27 Posted at June 8, 2012 14:31:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty

Every time I write about Katherine Heigl’s sh-tty style I always have to google her age. She’s only 33. What business does a 33 year old woman have wearing her hair like this? There’s also a serious foundation and powder problem happening. So now I’m convinced she’s such a bitch – and you’ve already read about it – that they do it on purpose. Full Article

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