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Carpets & Candids: Heigl’s hair & makeup problems

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2012 14:31:27 June 8, 2012 14:31:27
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Every time I write about Katherine Heigl’s sh-tty style I always have to google her age. She’s only 33. What business does a 33 year old woman have wearing her hair like this? There’s also a serious foundation and powder problem happening. So now I’m convinced she’s such a bitch – and you’ve already read about it – that they do it on purpose. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kiki’s bad Cannes hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 16:43:33 May 25, 2012 16:43:33
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I love the clutch and the un-matchiness of it against her dress. But I wonder why they didn’t bother, like at all, with her hair. I mean, there is zero effort happening here, right? I feel like she got progressively lazier in Cannes. Like for the photo call she had on that headpiece and a pretty fancy white dress. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Kate’s Cannes hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2012 13:21:34 May 25, 2012 13:21:34
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Kate Upton was the worst for me at the Met Gala. So everything else is almost an improvement. I don’t hate this dress as much as I could have hated something else. Not exactly a compliment but also not a balls-out criticism either...? She’s just, I mean, she’s not that girl, you know? You can tell from the hair. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Nicole Richie’s fringe & mullet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2012 13:42:23 May 22, 2012 13:42:23
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Some mullet dresses work on some people. I’m not sure this one works on Nicole Richie. It just looks really cheap. Or is it that the fringe and high bun look really cheap and cheapen everything around it? Very British WAG/UK reality show star, you know? Next week this is what a girl from TOWIE will be wearing at a BAFTA event, watch. Full Article

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Coachella Candids 2012: Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2012 12:58:35 April 16, 2012 12:58:35
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Perfect shoes for walking in grass, non? Because this is what you wear when you want to blend in. It’s almost a cute outfit otherwise though but I’m curious about how it looked by the end of the night. That’s the sort of dress that can fall apart really quickly.  Full Article

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Kate Winslet’s side part

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2012 18:10:13 February 10, 2012 18:10:13
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She seems to be really into her side part at fancy events lately. Nothing wrong with a side part. But when you make it all ringly and sh-t with the fringe, oh God, half of it is little girls in pageants and the other half is small town mom at the mall. All due respect to small town moms at the mall but this is New York City, at a gala celebrating 50 years of the Council of Fashion Designer of America. Full Article

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Good Fringe, Bad Fringe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2012 18:39:28 February 9, 2012 18:39:28
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Rose Byrne and Leighton Meester attended the AMFAR Gala last night. Both dresses are great. (I wish Kristen Wiig could have chosen a dress like Rose’s – McQueen – for the SAGs instead of that dumbass choker.) Both women are fringed. The difference: Leighton’s fringe is the mall. And a MESS.  Full Article

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