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Celebrity hair disasters, bad cuts, and out-dated styles.

Carpets and Candids: Mila misses in purple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 14:50:03 January 9, 2012 14:50:03
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Doesn’t happen often; it’s hard to f-ck up Mila Kunis. I mean, look at Mila Kunis. Well, except for here, in a purple dress this weekend at the St Jude Children’s Hospital 50th Annniversary Benefit Gala. The gathering around the waist isn’t so flattering, is it? Throws the proportions way off.   Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Carrie Underwood’s CMA preview

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 14:12:01 November 9, 2011 14:12:01
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The CMA Awards go tonight in Nashville. Carrie Underwood is co-hosting. Which means at least 5 outfit changes and, therefore, 5 opportunities to stab your eyes out after seeing the incomprehensible sh-tness of her style choices. She gave us a preview last night at the BMI Country Awards where she showed up in a one shoulder, zebra-ish with a black tulle overlay dress that defies the laws of good taste and, naturally, decided to pair it with some kind of old lady situation on her head that looks like it comes with a GODDAMN HAIRNET. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Amanda Seyfriend IN TIME UK premiere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2011 10:41:49 November 1, 2011 10:41:49

I know some of you might hate the Elton John/Liberace-ness of this little shorts suit but if I’m her age, with her body, I’m all over it too. Sure, I’d love it even more in white, but electric blue works for me, especially in London where, you know, people don’t jerk themselves off over a whatever strapless Oscar de la Renta the way it is in other parts. Full Article

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