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Carpets & Candids: Lily’s Cannes stripes and sequins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2017 16:52:33 May 19, 2017 16:52:33

I’m obsessed with this striped top. It’s complicated – which is why I’m so obsessed with it. Because even with the one shoulder falling off, and the one dramatic sleeve, and the bow at the back, it still doesn’t feel overwhelming, not to me. And somehow the sequined skirt with a waist ruffle isn’t taking it over the top either? The shoes, however, are a problem. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Zoe’s strapless black dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2017 18:57:09 April 27, 2017 18:57:09
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My cousin Cat sent me a text the other day: “Zoe Kravitz. Ridiculous.” TOTALLY. Totally ridiculous. Cool as f-ck. Attitude and warmth at the same time. And that face, my GOD. Anyway, this strapless black dress – I’m not usually a fan of a strapless dress. But I love how the sweetheart neckline here has been embellished with the leather and that is the perfect pink lip on her. Full Article

Carpets & Candids: Rosamund’s plaid pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2017 20:55:18 February 6, 2017 20:55:18
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These pants. I need to find them. So into how they’re cut around the waist and hips. And they fall to the perfect length. I’m not crazy about a strappy booty like this (it’s so Saturday night Vegas) but I can ignore the footwear because of her perfect crisp white shirt and this coat. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Lily Rose’s casual suit & tie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2017 20:30:20 January 18, 2017 20:30:20
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I love a suit and tie on a woman. And I love it even more when the tie has been loosened – it’s so sexy when it’s done well. And it’s done very well here on Lily Rose Depp. Only… I HATE the red satin shoes. They almost ruin the entire look.  Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Demi’s red shoulders

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2016 19:56:39 October 31, 2016 19:56:39

I love this dress. I love these shoulders. Very Elizabethan. And Demi’s letting her grey show in her hair. Which, I think, is a great sign. She was fighting it a few years ago and it hurt her. In a much better place now, hopefully. As for these shoes – good from far, but when you get up close, I dunno, maybe it’s just me but those pearls look like boils to me. Full Article

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Carpets & Candids: Katie’s white sweater

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2016 15:56:10 October 3, 2016 15:56:10
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A good white sweater is hard to find. I’ve been looking for one for months because my old one has expired. When a good white sweater comes into your life though, it can totally make an outfit. This white sweater on Katie Holmes looks great over the leather skirt. But it’s ruined as soon as you can see her feet. Full Article

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