Assy Style Articles
Fashion faux pas, bad hair, and other no-nos.
Quick note, an addition to my New Moon review – click here for a refresher. Here’s a detail I forgot to add: What’s with trying to be the Emperor from Star Wars? “Jacob” and “Edward” pull their dicks out over “Bella”. Full Story
Are almost never cute. Why can’t every bridesmaid just wear her favourite little black dress? Makes for great photos. But brides are crazy. I KNOW because I was a bride and I was crazy. And I was a crazy bride with a crazy squawking chicken mother. Imagine. Anyway, Katie Holmes wore a bridesmaid dress today on the set of The Romantics in New York shooting a wedding scene while towering over Elijah Wood. Full Story
It’s not Susan Lucci. Look closely. See? It’s not Susan Lucci. I’m telling you, it’s not. Stop arguing. I wouldn’t lie to you. It’s also not the Daytime Emmy Awards. This is not the Daytime Emmy Awards and this is not Susan Lucci. But it could totally be Susan Lucci at the Daytime Emmy Awards. Full Story
Kristen Stewart has been lighting it up on promotion for New Moon taking her super steeze all across Europe and owning everyone else in the process. It looked to be the same, very promising, when she showed up on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien wearing the sh-t out of a Herve Leger. Crunk ass hair, funky ass attitude, and mocking Twi-Hards with her hand tat, Stewart teased us for the main event. Full Story
It’s good genes, sure. And some tape, of course. But it’s also youth. They stand up on their own like that at her age. I mean look at them. From the front, from the side, the way they hold up …it’s just not possible. Her body is not possible. Her body is sick. This is Blake Lively at the Pippa Lee screening last night in an adorable plunging jacket over short shorts and white heels. Full Story
Friday afternoon at MuchMusic – Laura and I were working late, unable to escape the building before MOD where New Moon stars Kellan Lutz and Bronson Pelletier were making an appearance. They’d been lining up all day, and the anticipation only increased over the hours, unleashing itself in the form of earsplitting screams that reverberated throughout the building. Full Story
Carrie Underwood changed ten thousand times last night while co-hosting the Country Music Awards. And every f-cking dress was the sh-ts. I know it’s country and it’s accepted, unwillingly for some, that there’s a different style requirement but this girl, she took it to a new level of ass. Full Story
He flew in to see Katie Holmes in New York. Showed up on set today to visit her, and the paps too, wearing plaid and a big smile. Of course. He looks good. Because I can’t see his tits. Top Gun was on the other day. Not sure what it is about Top Gun but whenever it’s on, I have to watch it. Full Story
Was messaged all over Twitter and by email yesterday from Twilight fans asking for an opinion on “the photos”. Que? Turns out that the Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson Harper’s Bazaar cover shoot pictures had leaked – untouched click here... Full Story
Many of you wrote yesterday about Brad Pitt’s beard beads… They’re left over from his Halloween costume, guess he just wanted to keep them. I have no quarrel with his beard beads. I have a quarrel with the beard. But this is Brad Pitt. Full Story
After four months of filming, Zac Efron left Vancouver on Saturday, headed back to LA. LipGloss was surprisingly low key while working. No pap setups, avoided high traffic, spotlight soliciting activities, kept to himself, and stayed in town to focus on work instead of flying back to LA every chance possible to f-ck around and hit the club circuit. Full Story
The video. Dean just sent it around with the caption “She doesn’t dance, but she also looks sober”. This, of course, killed me. Because Dean always finds the perfect way to say it. Chicken Fried Britney’s glossy 3 and a half minute fluff piece boiled down to simple steps and sobriety. Full Story
That word explains everything. Per the Paul Haggis revelations mentioned in today’s open, “disconnect” is a Scientology policy that refers to the action taken against those who do not share the Xenu love. Haggis’s wife was ordered to “disconnect” from her family when they broke from the Church. Full Story
One of Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husbands is trying to produce a movie about their marriage, like a satirical account of how it was to have her as a wife. Radar reports that JLo, obviously, is trying to block it, and since she has more money than he does, chances are she’ll win. Full Story
Britney Spears took her booboos to the movies today. In Calabasas. Which is in California. And it’s warm there. Warm enough to wear shorts and a tank. Am looking online at today’s weather report. It was 27°C today, or 80°F. Some would call that hot. I call that hot. And there’s that fried chicken walking around with furry boots. Full Story
Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore are in London promoting Chloe. Hopefully Amanda has sorted out her representation issues. I’m telling you, in Toronto she was like an abused lamb. She’s a talented, sweet girl. But she needs to be smarter about the people around her. Full Story
Can you tell them apart? Barely. Lindsay Lohan is too busy to attend alcohol education classes. Because there’s a party every night. Monday evening in New York was the Whitney Museum Gala. Lilo arrived with the worst coloured face ever and a pink coat and flaunted her drugged up face on the carpet. Full Story
Katie Holmes showed up a the Annual Women in Hollywood event last night too, dressed rather conservatively in a black blouse and mom length skirt until she stood under the right light and exposed her bra…and it still wasn’t all that exciting. KatE did stop on the carpet for some “safe” press and mundane questions like: How great is it that you’re a mom!?!? Isn’t it so great that you love your family? Being a strong woman is so great, isn’t it? Great! I’m telling you. Full Story
Holy f-ck ARod is clutch right now. Finally producing in the post season, including a bottom 11th homerun to tie the game although it was heartbreaking the way the Angels lost. The series now moves to LA for the next 3 games (if necessary) and lo and behold Kate Hudson showed up in Hollywood on Sunday flaunting ARod’s playground after a workout. Full Story
It’s too easy. There’s no art to it. I mean this? This is WEAK. And this is why I think I started rooting for her. Jessica Simpson isn’t a bad heart. She’s just genetically stupid. It’s the lack of leadership in her life, and friendship too, and a proper stylist… Have been trying in vain to change all this. Full Story
