Assy Style Articles
Fashion faux pas, bad hair, and other no-nos.
Was messaged all over Twitter and by email yesterday from Twilight fans asking for an opinion on “the photos”. Que? Turns out that the Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson Harper’s Bazaar cover shoot pictures had leaked – untouched click here... Full Story
Many of you wrote yesterday about Brad Pitt’s beard beads… They’re left over from his Halloween costume, guess he just wanted to keep them. I have no quarrel with his beard beads. I have a quarrel with the beard. But this is Brad Pitt. Full Story
After four months of filming, Zac Efron left Vancouver on Saturday, headed back to LA. LipGloss was surprisingly low key while working. No pap setups, avoided high traffic, spotlight soliciting activities, kept to himself, and stayed in town to focus on work instead of flying back to LA every chance possible to f-ck around and hit the club circuit. Full Story
The video. Dean just sent it around with the caption “She doesn’t dance, but she also looks sober”. This, of course, killed me. Because Dean always finds the perfect way to say it. Chicken Fried Britney’s glossy 3 and a half minute fluff piece boiled down to simple steps and sobriety. Full Story
That word explains everything. Per the Paul Haggis revelations mentioned in today’s open, “disconnect” is a Scientology policy that refers to the action taken against those who do not share the Xenu love. Haggis’s wife was ordered to “disconnect” from her family when they broke from the Church. Full Story
One of Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husbands is trying to produce a movie about their marriage, like a satirical account of how it was to have her as a wife. Radar reports that JLo, obviously, is trying to block it, and since she has more money than he does, chances are she’ll win. Full Story
Britney Spears took her booboos to the movies today. In Calabasas. Which is in California. And it’s warm there. Warm enough to wear shorts and a tank. Am looking online at today’s weather report. It was 27°C today, or 80°F. Some would call that hot. I call that hot. And there’s that fried chicken walking around with furry boots. Full Story
Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore are in London promoting Chloe. Hopefully Amanda has sorted out her representation issues. I’m telling you, in Toronto she was like an abused lamb. She’s a talented, sweet girl. But she needs to be smarter about the people around her. Full Story
Can you tell them apart? Barely. Lindsay Lohan is too busy to attend alcohol education classes. Because there’s a party every night. Monday evening in New York was the Whitney Museum Gala. Lilo arrived with the worst coloured face ever and a pink coat and flaunted her drugged up face on the carpet. Full Story
Katie Holmes showed up a the Annual Women in Hollywood event last night too, dressed rather conservatively in a black blouse and mom length skirt until she stood under the right light and exposed her bra…and it still wasn’t all that exciting. KatE did stop on the carpet for some “safe” press and mundane questions like: How great is it that you’re a mom!?!? Isn’t it so great that you love your family? Being a strong woman is so great, isn’t it? Great! I’m telling you. Full Story
Holy f-ck ARod is clutch right now. Finally producing in the post season, including a bottom 11th homerun to tie the game although it was heartbreaking the way the Angels lost. The series now moves to LA for the next 3 games (if necessary) and lo and behold Kate Hudson showed up in Hollywood on Sunday flaunting ARod’s playground after a workout. Full Story
It’s too easy. There’s no art to it. I mean this? This is WEAK. And this is why I think I started rooting for her. Jessica Simpson isn’t a bad heart. She’s just genetically stupid. It’s the lack of leadership in her life, and friendship too, and a proper stylist… Have been trying in vain to change all this. Full Story
The GMD continues to shoot Wichita in Boston, seems happier than he’s been in a long time, finally back on a film set and his every move captured by the paps. It’s Gay Midget Heaven. And he’s as entertaining as ever. Yesterday it was the puffy coat. Look at him in a puffy coat! Like a toddler in the winter, waddling in the snow. Full Story
At the NY premiere of An Education last night, Maggie Gyllenhaal accompanied husband Peter Sarsgaard on the carpet in a black strapless jumpsuit. Not even my Maggie. It's Michelle's nightmare: talent showing lumps from the light. So she outlaws it when she's producing. At the Oscars for instance, she won’t allow it on camera. Full Story
It was so hard for Gwyneth Paltrow to tear herself away from her children today, because she’s such a devoted mother, but she’s also a devoted friend. Which is why she hopped on the Eurostar to Paris to support Stella McCartney who is showing at Fashion Week today. G and Stella, of course, are BFFs. Full Story
Sigh. What will we do with her? She’s just… It’s like trying to mold concrete. Jessica Simpson was out on 2 occasions this weekend – first at a gala in support of Operation Smile and then in Vegas with sister Ashlee to celebrate Pete Wentz’s birthday. She attended the charity benefit with her main gay Ken Paves and her parents. Full Story
Her collection debuted at Paris Fashion Week yesterday. And it was a disaster. An unmitigated disaster. Women’s Wear Daily called the Lohan-inspired designs “an embarrassment” while the NY Times... Full Story
I’m not trashing Jessica Simpson for losing her dog. She might be dumb as f-ck with poor taste in men, pathetic and sad and stylistically challenged, but when it comes to the death of Daisy, I’m not jumping on the hate train with Martha Stewart and so many others, especially when she’s grieving a tragedy, no matter if it was preventable. Full Story
It’s the 2nd GMD post of the day. But it’s too good to skip. The GMD and Katie went for a run together in Boston this afternoon. Obviously the hair issue is not his fault, cannot be helped. But still it totally cracks me up. In all fairness though, according to my husband Jacek, I am the ugliest runner ever. Full Story
It’s the GMD! And he’s working again! For the first time in two years, Tom Cruise is on a film set. He’s on location in Boston to shoot Wichita with Cameron Diaz and over the weekend, Tom spent time with his son Connor and Katie Holmes and Little Sci shopping at a local boutique and showing off his blue wedge sneakers with the hidden height enhancers. Full Story
