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Rachel Weisz: Worst MET Disappointment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 06:50:05 May 5, 2015 06:50:05
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Was it a last minute decision? Like, she wasn’t intending to go but decided to go anyway and just yanked something serviceable out of the closet that didn’t need to be pressed? Then again, it’s Chanel. I’ve no doubt Rachel Weisz has some Chanel lying around but this is couture so… it probably wasn’t yanked from anywhere. Full Story

Kate Hudson: Worst Gold at the MET

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 05:01:25 May 5, 2015 05:01:25
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As I noted in the open, gold, red, and green, these are the favoured Chinese colours. There was a lot of gold, red, and green at the MET Gala. Some of it done well, with just the right amount of Chinese cheesy, and some of it… well… Kate Hudson in Michael Kors was a mess. The problem is the hair. Full Story

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Kristen Wiig: MET Yellow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 04:32:25 May 5, 2015 04:32:25
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Jamie McCarthy/ Kevin Mazur/ Larry Busacca/ Getty Images

Please note that yellow is not gold. On this night, it doesn’t substitute for gold. Here’s what Duana texted me about Kristen Wiig’s dress: Also f-ck off, Kristen Wiig. Stop it now. And my response: That yellow made me ANGRY. Angry because … Prabal Gurung isn’t usually this unremarkable. Full Story

Emma Roberts: the other MET Chopsticks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 03:58:32 May 5, 2015 03:58:32
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Not gonna rage too hard on Emma Roberts for the dumbass chopsticks in her hair. You know why? Her dress is punishment enough. She’s like the Kate Upton of 2015. You remember Kate Upton’s appearances at the MET Gala, don’t you? They’re tragic. When Kate Upton shows up at the MET Gala, she’s almost always in a “here just wear this” dress. Full Story

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It’s not even noon…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2015 16:35:56 April 21, 2015 16:35:56
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What time is it in New York right now (as I’m writing this)? 11:54am Blake Lively is on the morning circuit to promote The Age Of Adaline. She’s changed… I don’t know…. I’ve lost count how many times. It’s a lot of times. My least favourite is the pink and black wrap dress. Full Story

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Blake’s premiere in leather, feather, and lace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2015 14:48:04 April 20, 2015 14:48:04
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Blake Lively at The Age Of Adaline New York premiere last night. She posed on the carpet with the Khaleesi’s boyfriend, Michiel Huisman in a red Monique Lhuillier with a leather wraparound and a feathered skirt. ENOUGH WITH THE FEATHERED SKIRTS. Ryan Reynolds was back in Vancouver working on Deadpool. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper covers TIME 100, is Single & Fabulous?

Joanna Posted by Joanna at April 16, 2015 16:57:48 April 16, 2015 16:57:48

“This…. is quite a headshot.” That’s the title of the email I sent to Lainey this morning, after seeing Bradley Cooper on the cover of TIME’s 100 Most Influential People list. Just take a look at the photo. Is he worthy? Sure. Coops has four Oscar nominations to his name from the past three years… and he's likely to earn a Tony nomination for his terrific work in The Elephant Man too. Full Story

Ryan Gosling goes dark

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2015 15:35:00 April 16, 2015 15:35:00
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Have you seen Ryan Gosling in The United States Of Leland? It was years ago. His character had dark hair. He was adorable. Ryan Gosling is currently working on The Big Short. His character has dark hair. He is not adorable. Maybe it’s age. OMG, in this case, a rare case, is age actually gender democratic? Ryan Gosling, the celebrity human pillow, now in his 30s, doesn’t look good with dark hair. Full Story

Shoes for Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2015 15:32:15 April 15, 2015 15:32:15
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Beyonce was in Beverly Hills last night for the opening of the Giuseppe Zanotti boutique and was personally toured through the space by Giuseppe himself. Which basically means she gets one of everything and the next 5 seasons too…? Is that enough though? It’s not like Beyonce can’t afford to buy her own shoes. Full Story

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Brad Pitt’s officially your dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2015 17:25:47 April 10, 2015 17:25:47
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I posted shots of Brad Pitt’s grey beard in New Orleans the other day – click here for a refresher. But he was wearing his own clothes that day and hat. This time, he’s properly in costume on the set of The Big Short. And…well… the hair doesn’t match the beard, for starters. Full Story

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Britney & Iggy: Pretty Girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2015 20:08:44 April 9, 2015 20:08:44
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I feel compelled to repeat this whenever I write about Iggy Azalea: I am not a believer. The music does nothing for me. And the personality, I mean, I just don't care. Do you care? If you care, convince me why I should. Anyway, Iggy and Britney are collaborating on a new song called Pretty Girls. Full Story

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