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Emma Roberts: the other MET Chopsticks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 03:58:32 May 5, 2015 03:58:32
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Not gonna rage too hard on Emma Roberts for the dumbass chopsticks in her hair. You know why? Her dress is punishment enough. She’s like the Kate Upton of 2015. You remember Kate Upton’s appearances at the MET Gala, don’t you? They’re tragic. When Kate Upton shows up at the MET Gala, she’s almost always in a “here just wear this” dress. Full Story

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It’s not even noon…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2015 16:35:56 April 21, 2015 16:35:56
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What time is it in New York right now (as I’m writing this)? 11:54am Blake Lively is on the morning circuit to promote The Age Of Adaline. She’s changed… I don’t know…. I’ve lost count how many times. It’s a lot of times. My least favourite is the pink and black wrap dress. Full Story

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Blake’s premiere in leather, feather, and lace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2015 14:48:04 April 20, 2015 14:48:04
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Blake Lively at The Age Of Adaline New York premiere last night. She posed on the carpet with the Khaleesi’s boyfriend, Michiel Huisman in a red Monique Lhuillier with a leather wraparound and a feathered skirt. ENOUGH WITH THE FEATHERED SKIRTS. Ryan Reynolds was back in Vancouver working on Deadpool. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper covers TIME 100, is Single & Fabulous?

Joanna Posted by Joanna at April 16, 2015 16:57:48 April 16, 2015 16:57:48

“This…. is quite a headshot.” That’s the title of the email I sent to Lainey this morning, after seeing Bradley Cooper on the cover of TIME’s 100 Most Influential People list. Just take a look at the photo. Is he worthy? Sure. Coops has four Oscar nominations to his name from the past three years… and he's likely to earn a Tony nomination for his terrific work in The Elephant Man too. Full Story

Ryan Gosling goes dark

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2015 15:35:00 April 16, 2015 15:35:00
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Have you seen Ryan Gosling in The United States Of Leland? It was years ago. His character had dark hair. He was adorable. Ryan Gosling is currently working on The Big Short. His character has dark hair. He is not adorable. Maybe it’s age. OMG, in this case, a rare case, is age actually gender democratic? Ryan Gosling, the celebrity human pillow, now in his 30s, doesn’t look good with dark hair. Full Story

Shoes for Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2015 15:32:15 April 15, 2015 15:32:15
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Beyonce was in Beverly Hills last night for the opening of the Giuseppe Zanotti boutique and was personally toured through the space by Giuseppe himself. Which basically means she gets one of everything and the next 5 seasons too…? Is that enough though? It’s not like Beyonce can’t afford to buy her own shoes. Full Story

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Brad Pitt’s officially your dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2015 17:25:47 April 10, 2015 17:25:47
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I posted shots of Brad Pitt’s grey beard in New Orleans the other day – click here for a refresher. But he was wearing his own clothes that day and hat. This time, he’s properly in costume on the set of The Big Short. And…well… the hair doesn’t match the beard, for starters. Full Story

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Britney & Iggy: Pretty Girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2015 20:08:44 April 9, 2015 20:08:44
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I feel compelled to repeat this whenever I write about Iggy Azalea: I am not a believer. The music does nothing for me. And the personality, I mean, I just don't care. Do you care? If you care, convince me why I should. Anyway, Iggy and Britney are collaborating on a new song called Pretty Girls. Full Story

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Gosling’s Lost River in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2015 16:06:16 April 8, 2015 16:06:16
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Ryan Gosling has been in Paris the last couple of days promoting Lost River. Eleven months ago, in France, he presented his film at the Cannes Film Festival to pretty sh-tty reviews. The critics seemed to take it so personally that Gosling’s directorial debut wasn’t as impressive as his acting efforts. Full Story

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Gwyneth & Brad’s first photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2015 12:56:38 April 7, 2015 12:56:38
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I love playing the long blind riddle game. Just to get a little inside baseball for a minute, those are the ones I get the gloatiest about. Because they come without a set of leading photos. And they’re unexpected… until they gradually reveal themselves. Sometimes it takes a few months. Full Story

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Justin Theroux’s short sleeves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2015 15:27:00 April 6, 2015 15:27:00
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Justin Theroux has been in Rome with Ben Stiller working on Zoolander 2. He wrote the screenplay. So if it’s more Tropic Thunder than Rock Of Ages, can we continue to be optimistic? Anyway… Arms, right? All you’re seeing here is arms. This is helped by the fact that his arms are being shown off by short sleeves. Full Story

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