Assy Style Articles

Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Porny interior design

August 26, 2008 09:49:14 Posted at August 26, 2008 09:49:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tony Romo bought a new house in Dallas: over 5,000 sq ft, 5 bedrooms, a rec room , and a pool in a gated community with a golf course. Nice. Even better? The price! Only $700K! Why only? Because here in Vancouver, where real estate is becoming criminal, $700K MIGHT be able to buy you a 2 bedroom townhouse on the west side – 1,200 sq ft MAX with no outdoor space. Full Story

Boys roll too!

August 26, 2008 09:31:05 Posted at August 26, 2008 09:31:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Adrian Grenier in New York – as you can see, the boyfriend jeans and the rolled cuffs have crossed gender style lines. You likey? Me no likey. They’re not falling right. They’re too new. And here’s the thing that bothers me about Adrian Grenier, aesthetically speaking. It’s the way he walks. Full Story

Never a leader…

August 22, 2008 06:42:47 Posted at August 22, 2008 06:42:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston is in New York picking up on some of Katie Holmes’s style tips. As you can see, Oprah’s favourite is the latest to put on a pair of boyfriend jeans. And if she’s doing it, it means the MiniVan is doing it. Which means the trend is, like, officially lost its edge. Boyfriend jeans = boot cut jeans Thank you Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Taupe Curtains on the Carpet

August 21, 2008 07:42:41 Posted at August 21, 2008 07:42:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taupe finally confirmed herself yesterday what we’ve now known for months – she’s pregnant with her second. She’s also, unintentionally of course, using it to her advantage with the MiniVan Majority. Check out Jennifer Garner yesterday at the Baby Einstein 10th anniversary event yesterday wearing curtains. Full Story

Robo Couture

August 13, 2008 13:38:54 Posted at August 13, 2008 13:38:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This dress she wore at Tropic Thunder the other night – apparently KatE designed it herself. With the help of her stylist. You likey? I don’t know. To me it looks messy. The halter strap seems unfinished, the material cheap, and the way it’s folding around her hips is kinda budget bridesmaid. Full Story

They’re Back…with heels

August 13, 2008 08:37:43 Posted at August 13, 2008 08:37:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The web-wide obsession has returned. This time accessorised. With heels. Check out Katie Holmes in her gay midget jeans, cuffed and rolled, and sitting atop a pair of gorgeous heels that aren’t for the lazy. 5 minutes to take on and off, non? She’s loving it and of course the GMD is loving it too. Full Story

Robo Married A Dork

August 12, 2008 06:39:46 Posted at August 12, 2008 06:39:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look at him. Wearing every colour under the rainbow, no pun intended, and too new jeans….and a jacket that shines? It shines! It shines with a sheen! Have you ever seen anyone as UNcool as Tom Cruise? Why work so hard working out only to wear a purple sweater in Los Angeles in the middle of f&cking August??? Here they are at last night’s Tropic Thunder premiere scaring the sh*t out of everyone, as usual, with their over-exuberance. Full Story

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Robo Jean Parade

August 11, 2008 06:31:00 Posted at August 11, 2008 06:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it deliberate? Of course it’s deliberate. Katie tired of the cuff roll on Saturday so she decided to pull out a pair of high waist wide legs. Let’s measure our reactions here, shall we? Because we’ve already seen the worst. We’ve already experienced the ultimate in high waisted delight. Full Story

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Shelf Ass the artist

August 8, 2008 06:55:22 Posted at August 8, 2008 06:55:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelfy Biel attended the opening of the 4th Annual Hollyshorts film festival last night because she’s such a pure artist, you know? Seriously, those bangs. Those bangs must die. As you can see, Shelf Ass is trying to dress all classy and serious. Because she wants to be taken seriously. As a pure artist, you know? Like… she’s more than just a celebrity. Full Story

Better unrolled

August 6, 2008 14:22:48 Posted at August 6, 2008 14:22:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Better…but still sh*t. KatE continues to torture us with us those jeans. Some of you have written to posit that they’re actually the GMD’s, that he makes her wear them to be close to her. It’s totally something he would do… Only … These are TOO LONG to be his. Full Story

Robo Glam Butch

August 5, 2008 11:33:35 Posted at August 5, 2008 11:33:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Man or Woman? Katie Holmes is not quite there yet, but YET is the operative word. The difference is butchy girls are proud of their style choices. Katie on the other hand really wants to be girly but must honour her husband and play like a man. This is Katie heading to rehearsal today in NYC, still wearing those assy jeans, but now they’re paired with accessories. Full Story