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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Worst Emmy Ruffles: Teri Hatcher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 06:29:23 September 22, 2008 06:29:23

The good news is… her face doesn’t look so terrifying. Amazing how some people put other people into perspective, right? Constant shots of Madonna and Granny Freeze have numbed us all, no pun intended. The bad news… she’s shopping at the mall. You know those ladies’ stores at the mall? They have names like After Six. Full Story

More than the hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 14:44:57 September 17, 2008 14:44:57

This is Jude Law last night leaving Claridges after the Tropic Thunder premiere. Like… shave your f7cking head already! My dad started losing his hair at 25. And he persisted with the combover. And when it was blowing outside the longer parts would flip in the wind and I remember thinking to myself one day when he picked me up from school that he could braid it, it was so long. Full Story

Some people wore jeans…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2008 08:08:09 September 15, 2008 08:08:09

Saturday in Santa Monica, in a hangar at the local airport, check out Kate Beckinsale on the carpet at the Pink Party to benefit Cedars-Sinai Women’s Cancer Research. You would have thought it was a gala, right? One look at her husband will tell you – it was certainly not a gala. Not even close. Full Story

You decide

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2008 10:49:20 September 8, 2008 10:49:20

Blake Lively at the Miss Sixty Show during New York fashion week yesterday in a green parachute pant jumpsuit. You likey? I can’t decide. You decide. Like the top. But maybe it would have been better cut short? Just below the ass? Don’t forget tonight – episode 2, Season 2. It’s better than last week. Full Story

Dirrrty doesn’t sing?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2008 06:56:06 September 8, 2008 06:56:06

No… seriously… why was she lipsynching? Christina Aguilera sucks at a lot but she doesn’t suck at singing. So again, why no live? Check her out, arriving on the carpet last night at the VMAs – an ensemble that isn’t the greatest but that sure beat the hell out of those latex gunty pants she tried to rock on stage. Full Story

Bad Hair-Off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2008 08:01:13 September 3, 2008 08:01:13

Nicolas Cage at Letterman last night or John Travolta’s spray paint surprise from the Superbowl? Which is worse? Not sure what exactly Nic was promoting on Dave but it really doesn’t matter anyway. He’s like the Kate Hudson of big box office – makes the same movie over and over and over again. Full Story

Grey brows, pink lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2008 06:30:34 September 3, 2008 06:30:34

Christina Aguilera was in New York yesterday to debut her fragrance Inspire. Celebrity colognes always confound me. First – who’s dumb enough to believe these people actually use their own sh*t? And second – they may look better than we do, but do they smell better than we do? Really? As far as Christina is concerned, why would you want to smell like someone who needs grey shadow to fill in her brows? Any shade of brown? Of course. Full Story

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Tour Bangs?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2008 08:15:56 August 29, 2008 08:15:56

Well this is new… The fringe, look at the fringe. Madonna at the airport in Berlin immediately following her show, going through security in a bathrobe and wearing what looks to be a new blunt set of bangs. Very severe, very not sweet. Makes her look even more like a herm tranny. Actually makes her look like La Pequena Full Story

Porny interior design

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 09:49:14 August 26, 2008 09:49:14

Tony Romo bought a new house in Dallas: over 5,000 sq ft, 5 bedrooms, a rec room , and a pool in a gated community with a golf course. Nice. Even better? The price! Only $700K! Why only? Because here in Vancouver, where real estate is becoming criminal, $700K MIGHT be able to buy you a 2 bedroom townhouse on the west side – 1,200 sq ft MAX with no outdoor space. Full Story

Boys roll too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 09:31:05 August 26, 2008 09:31:05

Adrian Grenier in New York – as you can see, the boyfriend jeans and the rolled cuffs have crossed gender style lines. You likey? Me no likey. They’re not falling right. They’re too new. And here’s the thing that bothers me about Adrian Grenier, aesthetically speaking. It’s the way he walks. Full Story

Never a leader…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 06:42:47 August 22, 2008 06:42:47

Jennifer Aniston is in New York picking up on some of Katie Holmes’s style tips. As you can see, Oprah’s favourite is the latest to put on a pair of boyfriend jeans. And if she’s doing it, it means the MiniVan is doing it. Which means the trend is, like, officially lost its edge. Boyfriend jeans = boot cut jeans Thank you Jennifer Aniston. Full Story