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Gosling’s Lost River in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2015 16:06:16 April 8, 2015 16:06:16
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Ryan Gosling has been in Paris the last couple of days promoting Lost River. Eleven months ago, in France, he presented his film at the Cannes Film Festival to pretty sh-tty reviews. The critics seemed to take it so personally that Gosling’s directorial debut wasn’t as impressive as his acting efforts. Full Story

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Gwyneth & Brad’s first photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2015 12:56:38 April 7, 2015 12:56:38
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I love playing the long blind riddle game. Just to get a little inside baseball for a minute, those are the ones I get the gloatiest about. Because they come without a set of leading photos. And they’re unexpected… until they gradually reveal themselves. Sometimes it takes a few months. Full Story

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Justin Theroux’s short sleeves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2015 15:27:00 April 6, 2015 15:27:00
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Justin Theroux has been in Rome with Ben Stiller working on Zoolander 2. He wrote the screenplay. So if it’s more Tropic Thunder than Rock Of Ages, can we continue to be optimistic? Anyway… Arms, right? All you’re seeing here is arms. This is helped by the fact that his arms are being shown off by short sleeves. Full Story

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Beyonce’s post-Tidal shoe game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2015 15:50:13 April 1, 2015 15:50:13
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We Dem Boyz/ 247PAPS.TV/ Splash News, J. Countess/ Alo Ceballo/ Stefanie Keenan/ Getty Images

There were two sides to Beyonce’s shoe game yesterday, as Tidal continued to make headlines across conventional and social media. In the afternoon she left an office building in stripes. Look at that blue travesty on her feet. Here’s an example of how only Rihanna can pull sh-t off. Full Story

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Henry Cavill for Christopher Nolan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2015 17:48:09 March 30, 2015 17:48:09
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Ian Gavan/ David M. Benett/ Max Cisotti/ Alex B. Huckle/ John Phillips/ Karwai Tang/ Gareth Cattermole/ Tim P. Whitby/ Mike Marsland/ Dave J Hogan/ Getty Images

Empire Awards in London yesterday. Christopher Nolan was honoured. Nolan’s the father of the Dark Knights. And produces the new films, Superman and the upcoming Batman vs Superman. So this is like showing up for the company president. On a side note that I just want to throw out there right now – I received an update recently from a Henry Cavill fan. Full Story

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Posh hard makeup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2015 17:23:58 March 13, 2015 17:23:58
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David M. Benett/ Anthony Harvey/ Karwai Tang/ Mike Marsland/ Getty Images

You know what I just said about the McQueen spirit? According to fashion lore, Lee McQueen didn’t want Victoria Beckham at his presentation in 2001 and called her “stupid”. Here’s Posh at the 2001 MOBO Awards:  Full Story

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American Idol Eye Shadow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2015 16:48:03 March 12, 2015 16:48:03
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Steve Granitz/ Kevin Winter/ David Livingston/ Getty Images

Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban, Harry Connick Jr, and Ryan Seacrest were at the American Idol finalists’ party yesterday. People keep talking about the show’s declining ratings but they’re still averaging 10+ million a week. I don’t think that’s an emergency. And that doesn’t mean I’m advocating for its continued existence either. Full Story

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One month countdown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2015 17:32:50 March 9, 2015 17:32:50
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Samir Hussein/ Chris Jackson/Neil Mockford/ Alex Huckle/ WPA Pool/ Getty Images

They’re saying that Princess Catherine is due in April. No specific date has been revealed, of course, but that would put us at about the one month countdown, right? Here they are, the Cambridges, in London today at Westminster Abbey, attending the Commonwealth Service with Prince Charles and Camilla. Full Story

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A dragon dress and Hillary Clinton hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2015 18:10:13 February 26, 2015 18:10:13
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Jim Dyson/ Karwai Tang/ David M. Benett/ LEON NEAL/ Getty Images

Blank Space not Style. She’s sticking with the big hit and I understand this, but I just love Style so much and I kind of wanted a tease for what it might look like on tour. And that’s maybe another reason why she stayed with Blank Space. Because you don’t want to give away too much before she kicks that off. Full Story

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Jessica Chastain: Oscars Most Reluctant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2015 09:23:05 February 23, 2015 09:23:05
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Jason Merritt/ Jeff Vespa/ Christopher Polk/ Kevin Winter/ Ethan Miller/ Frazer Harrison/ Kevork Djansezian/ Getty Images

We had a final rehearsal and sound check for etalk at the Oscars until around noon. I was upstairs on the balcony overlooking the auditorium entrance when Jessica Chastain casually walked down the carpet, with her hood pulled up and a pair of casual pants, no handler, no publicist, just by herself, with her dress hanging off one arm. Full Story

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