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Taylor Swift: the Julia Roberts of the Grammys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2015 12:57:47 February 9, 2015 12:57:47
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Kevin Mazur/ Michael Kovac/ Mark Davis/ Lester Cohen/ Larry Busacca/ VALERIE MACON/

Vulture asked a very important question on Twitter last night: Who has more friends, Taylor or Gwyneth? It’s been a year now, right? Since I first started calling Taylor Swift the “Friend Collector”? She’s also, like, the official mascot of music award shows now too. Full Story

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Saving Cate for the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2015 19:29:05 January 29, 2015 19:29:05
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Cate Blanchett stepped out in pink silk last night with black sleeves and hem at the AACTA Awards in Sydney. On anyone else… this would be a mess. Easily. Like on someone with sh-tty posture? And a lot less poise? It’s not my favourite Cate fashion moment. But I can appreciate that she can elevate a piece that on anyone else would look suuuuuuper cheap. Full Story

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Kate Hudson for Versace S/S 2015

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2015 19:14:28 January 26, 2015 19:14:28
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Pascal Le Segretain/ Bertrand Rindoff Petroff/ Michel Dufour/ Getty Images

Kate Hudson wore that obvious white Versace dress at the Golden Globes, you remember? Click here for my assessment. Basically… too easy. That’s all this is. You have a good body? Let’s pick a dress to show off how good your body is without any creative design elements. Full Story

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Sofia Vergara: SAGs Worst Dressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2015 18:37:26 January 26, 2015 18:37:26
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You’re here because you love the awards. And you remember. You might not remember what your boss told you five minutes ago, but you remember when Gwyneth wore white Tom Ford to the Oscars. You remember Cate Blanchett’s butterflies by Galliano. You can recall, instantly, everything that Lupita wore last year and when – the red caped Lauren at the Globes, the turquoise beading at the SAGs, the pale blue Prada for the Academy. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston: Goodbye at the SAGs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2015 17:29:54 January 26, 2015 17:29:54
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That’s it. Unless the Oscars invite her to present on February 22nd, which would kinda be a slap in the face, Jennifer Aniston’s award season is over; the SAGs marked the end of her run. As we all know, she had hoped there would be another month of this. And she put in an aggressive, impressive campaign that …could only get her so far. Full Story

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Claire Danes: Belted at the SAGs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2015 14:18:30 January 26, 2015 14:18:30
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Wenn, Mark Davis/ Michael Buckner/ Kevin Winter/ Getty Images

Something about this dress was bothering me. And it was more than just her pissy face expression every time the camera went to her when she wasn’t expecting it. That’s been an ongoing thing though. For some reason, Claire Danes just can’t summon the joy. Or maybe it’s that she just doesn’t know how to fake it. Full Story

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Reese Witherspoon: Hollywood wife at the SAGs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2015 13:25:52 January 26, 2015 13:25:52
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Wenn, Kevork Djansezian/ Christopher Polk/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty Images

There was a great article in the New York Times that came out just after the Golden Globes: What Happened to Risk on the Red Carpet? With few exceptions – thank you Emma Stone, again, and again, and again – everything, everyone is boring. Full Story

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Gwyneth and Brad holding hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2015 14:48:54 January 22, 2015 14:48:54
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After spending the weekend in Mexico – click here to see those pictures – Gwyneth Paltrow showed up in Lanvin at the Hollywood premiere of Mortdecai alongside the entire cast. This dress only works from the back. And I get it, she has an awesome back. Full Story

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One hat too try

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2015 17:43:48 January 20, 2015 17:43:48
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As mentioned yesterday in the Smutty Roundup, Katie Holmes is in Berlin for Fashion Week. Today she was front row at the Marc Cain show. Beautiful coat. Love the sweater dress. And the boots. If she had quit there, we’d be good. But that hat… That hat takes it from steezy to try, non? The hat is the detail that makes it uncomfortable. Full Story

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Diane Kruger is a fancy plate

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 16, 2015 16:27:58 January 16, 2015 16:27:58
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Diane Kruger attended the dumpster fire also known as the Critics’ Choice Awards and she wore this dress that looks like a fancy plate. It’s by Naeem Khan and while the styling is nothing special, I would really like to know what the name of this pattern is so that I can order some teacups. Full Story

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American Citizen at the CCAs

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 16, 2015 15:50:48 January 16, 2015 15:50:48
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Reese Witherspoon, American Citizen, attended the sh*tshow that is the Critics’ Choice Awards last night and she looked totally done with everything from the very beginning. Host Michael Strahan did a bit with her in the first ten minutes of the show and I thought she was going to spit poison at him like a venomous cobra. Full Story

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