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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Angelina gets friendly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2015 14:11:25 January 16, 2015 14:11:25
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F-ck. Can we rage first about her bullsh-t taste in clothing? This dress is SO old. And SO ugly. And SO … It’s the WORST. Because it’s so obvious. So obvious that she’s all about invoking the Elizabeth Taylor and Marilyn Monroe Old Hollywood vibe. You know why that worked for them? Because it was 50 years ago. Full Story

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Gwyneth sings in a fleshy jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2015 15:39:24 January 15, 2015 15:39:24
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If you hate her, oh and I know you do, these pictures will give you a lot of joy. Because… well… look at Gwyneth Paltrow in this fleshy pink jumpsuit continuing to promote Mortdecai on her own (thanks, Johnny Depp), on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. It only works well in one angle, and that comes later, when she’s singing with Jimmy and turns to the side. Full Story

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Ruth & Jake: a starry night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2015 15:28:19 January 14, 2015 15:28:19
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Opening night of Constellations on Broadway starring Ruth Wilson and Jake Gyllenhaal. The reviews have been largely positive. Click here for a broad collection of them including the NYT’s Ben Brantley, James Franco’s “little bitch”, who clearly prefers Jakey to The Artiste. Full Story

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Gwyneth Paltrow: Globes Worst Dressed & Best Presenter (Lainey)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2015 18:12:07 January 12, 2015 18:12:07
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The carpet came and went. No sign of Gwyneth. The show went longer, still no sign of my G. Then a shot during commercial break of her hanging out with Ethan Hawke and Jack Black, smiling, smug, a glimpse of pink… and I knew. I knew we’d have to wait for her. Because the later it goes, the closer we get to the Important Awards. Full Story

Amy Adams: Globes Worst Dressed (Duana)

Duana Posted by Duana at January 12, 2015 17:25:36 January 12, 2015 17:25:36
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Oh, Amy Adams. Amy Adams. I have never really gotten Amy Adams. One day last week – two weeks ago? – I got a letter from someone who was I guess reading back through the archives, and was very angry with how mean I had been to Amy Adams. Months ago. I don’t think I’m that mean but I do think she’s just…she’s hard to take. Full Story

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Kerry Washington: Globes Risk-taker

Duana Posted by Duana at January 12, 2015 09:08:58 January 12, 2015 09:08:58
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When I was about nine, I found these shoes. Like I can see them plain as day. They were oxfords. Magenta with purple in the saddle part, stiff Kelly-green soles.The laces were sky-blue-and-white. My mother bought them for me even though I was probably going to grow out of them in five minutes. Later that week I was wearing them and fell into a swampy pond. Full Story

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NSFW - Allison Williams was better on another channel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2015 08:31:29 January 12, 2015 08:31:29
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Steve Granitz/ Frazer Harrison/ MARK RALSTON/ Michael Kovac/ Jason Merritt/ Handout/ Getty Images

Some parts of this post are NSFW. For three years now I’ve been trying to figure out what it is about the way Allison Williams dresses that … doesn’t interest me at all. I think I’ve finally figured it out. She’s like the girl in school whose dad is the principal or one of the teachers. Full Story

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Maggie & Jake Gyllenhaal: the Globe siblings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2015 07:54:49 January 12, 2015 07:54:49
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How many times did Maggie Gyllenhaal refer to “my brother” when she was up there accepting her Golden Globe? A lot. That made me wonder… What does it take to pass the Maggie Gyllenhaal Test? If you want to be with Jakey, you have to pass the Maggie Test. Who, then, failed the Maggie Test? Did Reese Witherspoon? No drama there. Full Story

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Same dress, different fiancé?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2015 18:56:11 January 9, 2015 18:56:11
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Sofia Vergara hit the gym yesterday in advance of Golden Globe weekend. Her new fiancé, Joe Meatball, was also seen in gym clothes, though these shots were taken of him after dinner with friends. You think she’s bringing him to the show? They’re properly engaged now. And she always had that other guy she was planning to marry with her at these events when they were together. Full Story

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Reese’s nomination print

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2014 18:31:00 December 12, 2014 18:31:00
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Reese Witherspoon stepped out yesterday, Golden Globe nomination day. And she was named in the Best Drama Actress category. This outfit… But this is SUCH an LA Wife outfit, non? All that’s missing is the Botox. But appropriate I guess for the weeks ahead – a lot of handshaking, a lot of deal-making, a lot of favour-asking, a lot of smiling. Full Story

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Is Amal pregnant?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2014 15:25:48 December 9, 2014 15:25:48
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Amal and George Clooney were at Soho House in LA. Everyone is talking about these pictures. Click here to see. As you know, I f-cking hate bumpwatch. But fine. Is she pregnant? Or is it just the coat? Clooney’s rep has denied that she’s pregnant. Full Story