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Jennifer Aniston, Vegas bride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2014 16:36:19 November 21, 2014 16:36:19
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Jennifer Aniston showed up to the LA premiere of Horrible Bosses 2 last night in a white lace bustier. I think it might be one piece, along with the black skirt. Not spending any energy analysing it. Because I can’t stand to look at it. This is a terrible look. It’s an FHM girl look. Full Story

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Johnny Depp is the fool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2014 13:53:14 November 17, 2014 13:53:14
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Kevin Winter/ Frazer Harrison/ Jeff Kravitz/ Getty

I’m sure by now you’ve heard about Johnny Depp’s behaviour on stage at the Hollywood Film Awards. They should thank him for acting the fool during the show. Because that was the only moment worth talking about. It became a social media moment too as everyone started tweeting about what a mess he was on stage. Full Story

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Britney Day in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2014 17:34:46 November 6, 2014 17:34:46
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Las Vegas celebrated Britney Spears yesterday. It's supposed to be an honour... If you're over 50! Britney is 32 years old. Just two years older than Miranda Lambert. So, no. Don't ask me to be congratulatory about this. It's not how it was all supposed to go down. But here we are, pop's former princess, dressed like Liza Minelli (don't tell me you can't see this outfit in Liza's closet), and her face tighter than it was when she was dancing around in a red leather catsuit, her cheekbones fuller and higher, at her Vegas day presentation so, basically, she's Marie Osmond now. Full Story

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The Amy & Tina of Country

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2014 14:23:22 November 6, 2014 14:23:22
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The CMA Awards happened last night in Nashville. Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley hosted again. And they are GREAT at it, as comfortable as Amy Poehler and Tina Fey at the Golden Globes, and just as willing to go there. I mean, they were already taking shots at Taylor Swift even before she left country – and you know, YOU KNOW Carrie can’t pass up an opportunity to take shots at Taylor Swift. Full Story

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Princess in blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2014 20:52:12 October 21, 2014 20:52:12
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As promised, here are the shots of Princess Catherine tonight in London at the Wildlife Photographer of The Year 2014 Awards at the Natural History Museum, her second appearance of the day, back to work on a full schedule. For evening, it's back to the curls that we're so used to seeing. Full Story

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No, not like this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2014 19:21:10 September 24, 2014 19:21:10
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Mixing patterns? All over it. But there’s an art to it. You can't just throw any sh-t together and expect to make it work. And there’s also a certain aesthetic. Like, generally, if your style is more like titty tops and tightness, the pattern mixing gets easy busier. Because you’re looking at too many things at once. Full Story

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John Mayer’s new pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2014 17:41:14 September 23, 2014 17:41:14
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Daniel Boczarski/ Getty

We’ve featured so many douchebags today, I didn’t want to leave out John Mayer. Mayer played a show in Chicago this weekend. In fairness to him, he’s kept his douche rather muted lately. Very quiet. Smart move. Just put your head down and sing. And he does this, John Mayer. He knows how to do this…on a limited time basis. Full Story

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Tom Hardy at TIFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2014 21:12:48 September 10, 2014 21:12:48
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Theo Wargo/ Getty

Not going to lie… Tom Hardy might have peaked at TIFF too early. It was Friday night and Saturday morning. And he was followed by Cara Delevingne and The Riot Club boys and Eddie Redmayne and Andrew Garfield and my two fried laptops and Mike Tyson just lost his sh-t in our building on a news anchor and suddenly it’s Wednesday afternoon. Full Story

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“Glowing from within”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2014 20:37:59 September 3, 2014 20:37:59
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Jon Furniss/ Corbis/ Splash, Stuart C. Wilson/ Getty Images

That expression is kinda vommy, non? I don’t love it. But I also don’t deny that people do, um, glow from within when they’re happy. We project that onto people too. Like, you’ve heard again and again recently about how happy she is…so is that influencing how you’re seeing her face? She looks radiant here in London today to promote Sex Tape. Full Story

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Pippa & Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2014 17:00:47 September 3, 2014 17:00:47
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Good name for a lame comedy act. Like their fashion. Let's start with Lindsay Lohan. No matter what she wears, it looks sloppy. It looks dirty. It looks cheap. And sequins and sparkles only make it more - sloppy, dirty, cheap. Like if you're wearing a 10 dollar dress, do it in black so that you can't see. Full Story

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GQ Johnny Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2014 14:24:41 September 3, 2014 14:24:41
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David M. Benett/ Getty

Johnny Depp was in London last night at the GQ Men of the Year Awards presenting to Iggy Pop. That’s your preferred JDepp hairstyle, right? And he’s clean-shaven. And there are no scarves or feathers, just one piece around his neck, and holy sh-t he’s not wearing mom jeans as his suit actually fits him properly. Full Story

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