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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Pippa & Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2014 17:00:47 September 3, 2014 17:00:47
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Good name for a lame comedy act. Like their fashion. Let's start with Lindsay Lohan. No matter what she wears, it looks sloppy. It looks dirty. It looks cheap. And sequins and sparkles only make it more - sloppy, dirty, cheap. Like if you're wearing a 10 dollar dress, do it in black so that you can't see. Full Story

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GQ Johnny Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2014 14:24:41 September 3, 2014 14:24:41
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Johnny Depp was in London last night at the GQ Men of the Year Awards presenting to Iggy Pop. That’s your preferred JDepp hairstyle, right? And he’s clean-shaven. And there are no scarves or feathers, just one piece around his neck, and holy sh-t he’s not wearing mom jeans as his suit actually fits him properly. Full Story

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Is that your wedding suit?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2014 13:05:20 September 2, 2014 13:05:20
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A week after his wedding, Brad Pitt spent the weekend in New York shooting a short film that will also feature Robert De Niro and Leonardo DiCaprio, directed by Martin Scorsese. That’s a well cut black suit. Wedding suit? Probably not. He probably has 50 suits. The man loves his clothes, even though he keeps wearing outfits over and over again. Full Story

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Katherine Heigl: Emmys Worst Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2014 13:12:58 August 26, 2014 13:12:58
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Frazer Harrison/ Jason Merritt/ Kevin Winter/ Getty Images

God I’ve missed Katherine Heigl at the Emmys. She doesn’t disappoint. Obviously what I mean by that is that she’s always good for a “Oh, right, your mother dresses you” moment. In this case, I feel like her mother, also her best friend, always imagined herself like Elizabeth Taylor, swanning around in the 60s in a silk robe all day with a martini in one hand and a glass of champagne in the other, lipstick slightly smeared by all the fight-f*cking with Richard Burton. Full Story

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Chloe Grace Moretz: VMAs Worst Dressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2014 15:48:36 August 25, 2014 15:48:36
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Jason Merritt/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Here’s a 17 year old mother of the bride going to pick out china patterns. TERRIBLE choice. I mean I understand she wants to set herself apart from Ariana Grande and not dress like she’s a screaming pop teen but there had to be other cuter options. Or maybe I’m just mad at her because I hated If I Stay, the movie, and didn’t cry at all, not even close. Full Story

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Looking for camel toe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2014 14:21:57 August 25, 2014 14:21:57
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Jason Merritt/ Christopher Polk/ Michael Buckner/ Getty

That’s what I was doing the whole time Taylor Swift was in that onesie. On the one hand, I appreciate that she didn’t show up in Elie Saab. That she dressed for the VMAs. That she styled for the occasion. Unfortunately, the choice was really sh-tty. Because she doesn’t have the attitude to make it provocative. Full Story

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This is Leo cleaned up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2014 13:37:30 August 18, 2014 13:37:30
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Xavier Collin/ Celebrity Monitor/ Splash

The standard expression is that someone “cleans up nice”. I wouldn’t use the word nice here to refer to a cleaned up Leonardo DiCaprio who was in Laguna Beach on Saturday for the Oceana Annual SeaChange party. I’m not sure Leo will ever clean up nice again. But I am sure that he thinks he will. Full Story

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The problem with the daily fashion show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2014 14:58:01 August 11, 2014 14:58:01
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Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

New York City has been a runway for Taylor Swift the last few months. Every day we see her in new gear, every day she’s modelling a cute outfit, a fresh pair of kicks, a rainbow coloured bag… So here she is at Teen Choice last night. Wearing something she may or may not have been papped wearing while stepping out of her NYC apartment. Full Story

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Style slide

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2014 15:19:36 August 6, 2014 15:19:36
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Nicola Formichetti left Lady Gaga and it's been a mess. Her style has been a mess. Justin Bieber left Selena Gomez, or she left him, whatever, and her style lately...? Not so good. When she tries, especially, not good at all. Look at this. The point is that she thinks she's doing something interesting here. Full Story

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Isn’t it time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2014 20:17:16 July 30, 2014 20:17:16

Ibiza. Today. On the water. Jet skiing. Not together but… Isn’t it time? Isn’t it time for these two to become one? Or is it Michelle Rodriguez’s turn. Michelle and Cara Delevingne used to be a thing. Last week Cara and Selena Gomez were hanging out. Full Story

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Style Discomfort or Boy Discomfort?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2014 15:34:21 July 30, 2014 15:34:21
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Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

While Justin Bieber was fronting like he’s all big and bad in Orlando Bloom’s face last night, Selena Gomez was at the Hollywood premiere for her new movie Behaving Badly. It’s a bad title. It looks like a really bad movie. Maybe that’s why she seems so …uncomfortable? Let’s play Photo Assumption and make some baseless suggestions about why she looks so clenched. Full Story

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