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Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2014 15:19:36 August 6, 2014 15:19:36
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Nicola Formichetti left Lady Gaga and it's been a mess. Her style has been a mess. Justin Bieber left Selena Gomez, or she left him, whatever, and her style lately...? Not so good. When she tries, especially, not good at all. Look at this. The point is that she thinks she's doing something interesting here. Full Story

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Isn’t it time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2014 20:17:16 July 30, 2014 20:17:16

Ibiza. Today. On the water. Jet skiing. Not together but… Isn’t it time? Isn’t it time for these two to become one? Or is it Michelle Rodriguez’s turn. Michelle and Cara Delevingne used to be a thing. Last week Cara and Selena Gomez were hanging out. Full Story

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Style Discomfort or Boy Discomfort?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2014 15:34:21 July 30, 2014 15:34:21
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While Justin Bieber was fronting like he’s all big and bad in Orlando Bloom’s face last night, Selena Gomez was at the Hollywood premiere for her new movie Behaving Badly. It’s a bad title. It looks like a really bad movie. Maybe that’s why she seems so …uncomfortable? Let’s play Photo Assumption and make some baseless suggestions about why she looks so clenched. Full Story

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Selena’s Champagne Birthday and Swift well-wishes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2014 17:49:04 July 22, 2014 17:49:04
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Today is July 22. It’s also Selena Gomez’s champagne birthday. I love a champagne birthday. Apparently she’s celebrating in Saint Tropez with her new best friend Cara Delevingne. They’re on a massive yacht. Fitting for a champagne birthday, right? And here’s something Taylor Swift just posted on Instagram: No time for girl sh-t on a champagne birthday? Or…is Taylor trying to tell us she’s the bigger one? So far, no birthday messages from Justin Bieber. Full Story

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Star-Lord suits up

Sarah Posted by Sarah at July 22, 2014 16:08:37 July 22, 2014 16:08:37
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Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris were on hand at the premiere of Guardians of the Galaxy last night to christen Pratt’s new career as a movie star. I’m not loving his suit. It’s boring, and the tie looks sloppy (needs pressing?), and his douche hair is too much. Chris Pratt is so cute! What is this look? Why is he fighting his hotness? Chris Evans is always fighting his hotness—I need one of the Chrises to just own his sh*t and show up looking great. Full Story

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Cam & Katie: two jumpsuits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2014 18:48:04 July 11, 2014 18:48:04
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All jumpsuits are not the same. Some jumpsuits are worn by Cameron Diaz at the premiere of Sex Tape, designed by Stella McCartney. They’re generous in the right spots, cut right in other spots, and slit beautifully at the ankles. I love it. I LOVE it. And then there’s Katie Holmes at an event in New York, also in a jumpsuit, with much less success. Full Story

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Kaley’s two bad hair days

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2014 16:09:14 June 20, 2014 16:09:14
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I wasn’t going to write about Kaley Cuoco until July 2, the one year anniversary of her letting us know that she was dating Henry Cavill, only to break up with him 10 days later. That whole mess made him look like a fool and elevated her to a new level of celebrity. But Cuoco showed up to two events this week – first on Wednesday at the Vera Wang opening and then last night at Critics’ Choice. Full Story

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Cameron’s Spanish Sex Tape

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2014 19:36:36 June 18, 2014 19:36:36
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Miquel Benitez/ Getty

Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel, and Rob Lowe are in Barcelona to promote Sex Tape. It opens on July 18. This will be Cam’s second release this year. The Other Woman did well. Sex Tape? I’m not sure. Has there been a blockbuster comedy this summer? A Million Ways To Die In The West was supposed to be. Full Story

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A loving royal gaze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2014 14:06:59 June 17, 2014 14:06:59
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The Order of the Garter service happened yesterday in London where both Prince Charles and Prince William were in attendance. Princess Catherine was there to support her father-in-law and husband. Camilla couldn’t come because she’s sick. She’s done this before, Katy Cambridge, but if it were me and Jacek, we would not be able to keep a straight face looking at all those feathers. Full Story

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Golf break for the Timberlakes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2014 19:03:40 June 16, 2014 19:03:40
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Justin Timberlake has a month off from touring. His wife joined him for a large part of his travels overseas but they were not photographed together often. Now, though, they're back home in California and decided to go golfing this weekend. Paps hang out at golf courses? Let's talk about her golf outfit. Full Story

Winona and the Visor's moment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2014 16:58:37 June 13, 2014 16:58:37
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Terrifying what's happening right now. The Visor is having a moment. You know who's been wearing -- or you could say "rocking" -- the visor for years and years and years? You'd know if you've ever been to a Chinese mall. Or played golf. Asian ladies. My ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken. Full Story

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