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Picture Him On Top Of You: Johnny Depp edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2014 19:38:13 June 3, 2014 19:38:13
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FameFlynet, James Haynes/ Splash

Never, ever, ever thought we’d play my game, Picture Him On Top Of You, featuring Johnny Depp. Ever. When I invented it, it was because we kept covering these Hollywood parties we’d always see these women, these gorgeous gorgeous women, wrapped around the grossest, sickest, vilest, richest men. Full Story

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OMG. A kitten on a twin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2014 18:36:55 June 3, 2014 18:36:55
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Larry Busacca/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ D Dipasupil/ Getty

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen won Accessories of the Year for The Row last night at the CFDAs. I love The Row. I love them. But… Look at Ashley's feet. It’s a kitten heel. A f-cking kitten heel. There is no love here at LaineyGossip for the kitten heel. Supposedly the fashion people are trying to make it happen. Full Story

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Lupita or Boring?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2014 15:28:20 June 3, 2014 15:28:20
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Wenn, Larry Busacca/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Mike Coppola/ Getty

Lupita Nyong’o wore something you probably hate to the CFDAs last night. Me? I’m all over it. The makeup. The colours. The shorts/pants. The length of the shorts/pants. I mean, it’s a fashion event. Why bother with a strapless ball gown or some forgettable cocktail dress that you couldn’t tell apart from everybody else? And especially on the day that it’s announced that you’ll be in the new Star Wars movie. Full Story

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This is Tilda

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2014 13:57:04 June 3, 2014 13:57:04
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Allan Bregg/ Splash

Tilda Swinton is shooting a film called Trainwreck in New York which is also how I would explain how her character’s been styled – a trainwreck. Tilda Swinton’s playing Jennifer Aniston. It’s hard to look at. I hate it. It’s making me grumpy. Toronto’s a muggy wet mess today. Full Story

Brange family carpet (almost)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2014 20:47:50 May 29, 2014 20:47:50
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Wenn, ROBYN BECK/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

Brange at the Maleficent premiere last night. Sorry it took me so long to write about this. I’ve been waiting all day to buy those family photos – Brange posing with Maddox, Pax, Miss Zahara, Shiloh the Chosen, and Knox. But the agency is taking forever to figure it out. So we’ll come back to that in a separate post when they do. Full Story

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Rihanna & Drake: pink and blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2014 15:28:34 May 29, 2014 15:28:34
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Incognito Media/Winston Burris, AKM-GSI/ Splash

Rihanna was photographed leaving an LA recording studio late last night/early this morning after a recording session. She’s still wearing that short hair f-ck you Charlie Sheen pink wig. Over in another part of town, Drake was having dinner in a super cheesy, shiny blue shirt. Coincidence or conspiracy? As much as I hope it’s a conspiracy, I’m sure it’s coincidence. Full Story

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Going back to her comfort zones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2014 13:59:48 May 28, 2014 13:59:48
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Wenn, Dave M. Benett/VF14/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

Pamela Anderson looked SO good with short hair. Did you see her in Cannes? It really, really worked for her. I’ve attached some shots of that below, after the mess of last night. Last night she showed up at the World Music Awards. And the extensions were back. Like 1987, metal band, Sunset Strip extensions. Full Story

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Amanda Seyfried: getting credit?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2014 17:01:39 May 27, 2014 17:01:39
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Anthony Harvey/ Getty

Sarah has a nickname for Amanda Seyfried that she uses on this site: oatmeal. I can understand why. But today I actually spent some timing thinking about Amanda Seyfried, her career. And you know what? Her choices don’t really suck. If they do ever suck, she doesn’t have to wear it. Like, we don’t blame her for The Big Wedding. Full Story

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The Growth in Cannes and This Hot Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2014 20:45:14 May 22, 2014 20:45:14
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Vittorio Zunino Celotto/ Tim P. Whitby/ Getty

The Original JT and Kelly Preston are in Cannes. Tonight they showed up at AMFAR. That Growth on his chin came too. It even presented on stage. At some point you have to think that she approves of it, non? She has to. Because if it were me, I’d be Squawking Chickening that sh-t off of my husband’s face. Full Story

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Marion and mom in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2014 14:55:41 May 22, 2014 14:55:41
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Wenn, Michael Buckner/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Ian Gavan/ Getty

Marion Cotillard has been in Cannes for a few days now. She’s in the Dardennes film Two Days, One Night that is said to be one of the contenders for the Palme d’Or. She’s also a contender for Best Actress but now it’s looking like a two horse race between Marion and Anne Dorval in Xavier Dolan’s Mommy which screened after Two Days, One Night and might have the momentum. Full Story

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Michelle Williams: Worst of the MET 2014

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 19:39:53 May 6, 2014 19:39:53
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

Look, I don’t want to do this, I really don’t. No, Michelle Williams’s Louis Vuitton wasn’t technically worse than Katie Holmes or Kate Upton, but in spirit, it was much more … disappointing. Because you don’t expect much from those other two. Holmes and Upton aren’t on Michelle’s level, not professionally, not sartorially. Full Story

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