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The Growth in Cannes and This Hot Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2014 20:45:14 May 22, 2014 20:45:14
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Vittorio Zunino Celotto/ Tim P. Whitby/ Getty

The Original JT and Kelly Preston are in Cannes. Tonight they showed up at AMFAR. That Growth on his chin came too. It even presented on stage. At some point you have to think that she approves of it, non? She has to. Because if it were me, I’d be Squawking Chickening that sh-t off of my husband’s face. Full Story

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Marion and mom in Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2014 14:55:41 May 22, 2014 14:55:41
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Wenn, Michael Buckner/ Pascal Le Segretain/ Ian Gavan/ Getty

Marion Cotillard has been in Cannes for a few days now. She’s in the Dardennes film Two Days, One Night that is said to be one of the contenders for the Palme d’Or. She’s also a contender for Best Actress but now it’s looking like a two horse race between Marion and Anne Dorval in Xavier Dolan’s Mommy which screened after Two Days, One Night and might have the momentum. Full Story

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Michelle Williams: Worst of the MET 2014

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 19:39:53 May 6, 2014 19:39:53
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

Look, I don’t want to do this, I really don’t. No, Michelle Williams’s Louis Vuitton wasn’t technically worse than Katie Holmes or Kate Upton, but in spirit, it was much more … disappointing. Because you don’t expect much from those other two. Holmes and Upton aren’t on Michelle’s level, not professionally, not sartorially. Full Story

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Katie Holmes & Kate Upton: MET Scarlett O’Haras

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 17:01:38 May 6, 2014 17:01:38
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Wenn, Larry Busacca/ TIMOTHY A. CLARY/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

We should all be thanking these two Kates for being at the MET Gala last night. For delivering the vom. Like, what does Anna Wintour have against Kate Upton? Two years ago she had to pay her own way into the party. Last year, she was invited… But then… Wait. Do you need me to remind you? I will remind you. Full Story

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Shailene Woodley: the MET non-feminist

Duana Posted by Duana at May 6, 2014 15:38:19 May 6, 2014 15:38:19
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Wenn, Dave Kotinsky/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

Okay, so ostensibly we’re going to look at Shailene’s dress. Utterly ridiculous of course but, as we spend all our time here on the blog discussing, when you’re 22 is exactly when it’s time for utterly ridiculous. You want to be able to look back and say “what was I thinking?” It shows growth. Full Story

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Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds: MET Imitation of Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 15:10:14 May 6, 2014 15:10:14
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Wenn, TIMOTHY A. CLARY/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

As IF. If I want to see a tall white guy with his hand all over the ass of his tall white wife, I’d go with Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. But here we are with Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, their most public carpet ever, at the MET Gala last night, both wearing Gucci, her sponsor. Full Story

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All of them: MET Olsens

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 14:07:37 May 6, 2014 14:07:37
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Larry Busacca/ Rob Kim/ Getty

Elizabeth Olsen has the acting career. But her sisters know the fashion. Clearly she didn’t ask them for their advice. WHAT THE F-CK is happening here? Yes, as many of you have already observed, this is figure skating. And not even now figure skating but 1990s figure skating. It’s also Miu Miu. Full Story

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Rachel, Michael, Sarah: also MET exes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2014 12:01:55 May 6, 2014 12:01:55
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Splash, Larry Busacca/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

Rachel McAdams wore a strapless, dusty rose Calvin Klein dress to the MET Gala and…I’m asleep. Sorry. I do love her. She’s a darling, a Canadian darling. But you can’t tell me this is a standout. You can’t tell me you’re still thinking about it. You stopped thinking about it half a second after you saw it. Full Story

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OVER HERE, George Clooney!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2014 18:30:41 April 23, 2014 18:30:41
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Wenn, Jason Merritt/ Michael Buckner/ Getty

Stacy Keibler is pregnant. I’m not sure that George Clooney knows this. She might not know if he knows this. So here she is at the ELLE Annual Women In Music celebration in LA last night trying her best to belly-cup her baby bump. This may be a world record. For what? The earliest in her pregnancy that a woman has ever attempted to belly-cup. Full Story

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Poetry & Roses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2014 15:42:00 April 23, 2014 15:42:00
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FameFlynet, NIGNY/ Blayze/ Splash

As you know, it was Amber Heard’s birthday yesterday. So her fiancé, Johnny Depp, had a lot of roses delivered to her. Fine. Then, last night, he took her to Bauman Rare Books. They picked out some poetry. After that, they probably went back to the hotel to watch black and white movies. Full Story

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The hat-matching Depps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2014 12:54:12 April 22, 2014 12:54:12
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FameFlynet, Splash

There’s a way to style-coordinate with your partner. We’ll see an example of that in a minute. And there’s a way to not style-coordinate with your partner. We’re seeing an example of that courtesy Johnny Depp and his fiancée. I’ll wait here until you can stop rolling your eyes. Full Story

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