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Gwyneth is a Rat

January 29, 2014 15:24:54 Posted at January 29, 2014 15:24:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You think Gwyneth Paltrow believes in Chinese astrology? She’s a Rat. And the Year of the Horse is not supposed to be good to Rats. I care about Gwyneth a lot. So, if possible, if you can, could you send her this link? She really should be careful, especially between June and July and December and January. Full Story

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Madonna cane and grills

January 27, 2014 15:31:25 Posted at January 27, 2014 15:31:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The best part of Madonna’s appearance at the Grammys last night was her matching mom and son red carpet ensemble with David Banda. He’s a badass poser. Who, apparently, is waiting to get his own grill, because his mother promised him one but first they have to go to the dentist and get a mold. Full Story

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Cate, Sandy, Julia – the Actress fashion

January 20, 2014 16:58:37 Posted at January 20, 2014 16:58:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

None of them…really… non? Hated Julia Roberts’s SAG pink pantsuit. Hated the side ruching, hated the colour, hate the fact that it belongs on a reality show second wife and not a Movie Star. Not crazy about Sandra Bullock’s Lanvin either. (And can Giuliana Rancic please learn how to pronounce is properly? It’s not LON-VONN. Full Story

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Sandy’s speech saves her dress…and Marlon Wayans?

January 17, 2014 15:38:03 Posted at January 17, 2014 15:38:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Hated Sandra Bullock’s dress last night at the Critics’ Choice Awards. The colour was fine. The ruffle-tiering, however, is 10 years old. Go into any Midnight Elegance, Apparel For Any Occasion shoppe at your local mall and you’ll find a dress like this. I don’t give a sh-t if it’s Lanvin. Full Story

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Lainey’s Worst Dressed at the Globes: Mila Kunis

January 13, 2014 18:44:34 Posted at January 13, 2014 18:44:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Spectacular is a word Duana once used to describe Mila Kunis. Her attitude, her wit, her Mila. Mila means a total package. An irresistible package. She’s one of ours. Was…? I don’t recognise this person on this carpet. What is this dress? Gucci, fine. But what is it? What is this ridiculous collar? It’s eating her. Full Story

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Duana’s Worst Dressed at the Globes: Jennifer Lawrence

January 13, 2014 18:05:05 Posted at January 13, 2014 18:05:05
Duana Posted by Duana

When we pull one of these long ones, I know I have to power through a big chunk before my attention starts to wane. When it does, and the siren song of the internet pulls me somewhere, I try to make sure it’s somewhere relevant. But that’s not always a good idea. Like, for example, Jackie Collins is tweeting “Congratulations to Elisabeth Moss, who starred in one of my TV movies as a child. Full Story

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No more Tami Taylor

December 13, 2013 18:31:44 Posted at December 13, 2013 18:31:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Peter Berg confirmed recently that there will be no Friday Night Lights movie. Click here for a refresher. I don’t know anyone who’s sad about this. I’m not sad about re-mainlining all 5 seasons during the Christmas break and not having to worry that somehow they’ll be corrupted by whatever story they try to jack off of our memories about those wonderful, precious people we loved. Full Story

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The Mara sisters at Her premiere

December 13, 2013 16:38:17 Posted at December 13, 2013 16:38:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kate Mara showed up at the Los Angeles premiere of Her last night to support her sister, Rooney. It’s a thing now with these two. Even at an event like this, they won’t pose together. Is this fascinating to me, and only me, because I don’t have a sibling? I have an almost-sibling called Cat. Full Story

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Blake changes management

December 11, 2013 14:58:26 Posted at December 11, 2013 14:58:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Remember when Blake Lively fronted Chanel? That lasted about 5 minutes. Blake’s a Gucci girl right now. Why didn’t Karl want to extend that relationship? You can’t tell me that the decision was hers. As you know, Blake hasn’t acted in over a year. She’s scheduled to start shooting a new movie in April. Full Story

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Holiday party without Harry

December 5, 2013 20:26:51 Posted at December 5, 2013 20:26:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Harry is trekking to the South Pole. In his absence, his ex-girlfriend and his current girlfriend showed up at the same party last night in London. Both Chelsy Davy and Cressida Bonas attended the Henry Van Straubenzee Christmas Carol Service. Check the difference in their expressions. Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake’s holiday spirit

December 4, 2013 20:21:23 Posted at December 4, 2013 20:21:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s your holiday style? Are you a Mariah Carey? Mimi may have taken over Christmas but she does keep it pretty traditional (aside from her tits). It’s red, white, and gold but never green (see Dean’s rules to a Mimi Christmas here Full Story