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The Mara sisters at Her premiere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2013 16:38:17 December 13, 2013 16:38:17
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Valerie Macon/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Kate Mara showed up at the Los Angeles premiere of Her last night to support her sister, Rooney. It’s a thing now with these two. Even at an event like this, they won’t pose together. Is this fascinating to me, and only me, because I don’t have a sibling? I have an almost-sibling called Cat. Full Story

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Blake changes management

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2013 14:58:26 December 11, 2013 14:58:26
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Neilson Barnard/ Getty

Remember when Blake Lively fronted Chanel? That lasted about 5 minutes. Blake’s a Gucci girl right now. Why didn’t Karl want to extend that relationship? You can’t tell me that the decision was hers. As you know, Blake hasn’t acted in over a year. She’s scheduled to start shooting a new movie in April. Full Story

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Holiday party without Harry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2013 20:26:51 December 5, 2013 20:26:51
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James Whatling/ Splash

Prince Harry is trekking to the South Pole. In his absence, his ex-girlfriend and his current girlfriend showed up at the same party last night in London. Both Chelsy Davy and Cressida Bonas attended the Henry Van Straubenzee Christmas Carol Service. Check the difference in their expressions. Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake’s holiday spirit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2013 20:21:23 December 4, 2013 20:21:23

What’s your holiday style? Are you a Mariah Carey? Mimi may have taken over Christmas but she does keep it pretty traditional (aside from her tits). It’s red, white, and gold but never green (see Dean’s rules to a Mimi Christmas here Full Story

Sienna poses hard in green

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2013 16:50:04 December 3, 2013 16:50:04
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BEN STANSALL/ Stuart C. Wilson/ Getty

Check out this photo of Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge at the British Fashion Awards last night. It’s cracking me up. She’s dropping some mega Ebola Hilton and he looks totally stunned. I’m sure the cameras just caught an awkward moment but the reason it’s so funny is because that’s just not Sienna’s usual vibe. Full Story

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The Princess at the (Sports) Ball

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2013 20:33:33 November 28, 2013 20:33:33
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James Whatling/ Splash

Princess Catherine attended the SportsAid Annual Awards dinner in London tonight. She’s a patron of the organisation. Is this why she skipped the Winter Whites Gala earlier this week? Is one night out away from Little G the rule until he’s, say, 6 months? The gossip answer to that question is, obviously, that she didn’t want to hang out with Taylor Swift. Full Story

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Posh for the Philippines

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2013 18:56:46 November 22, 2013 18:56:46
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Wenn, Ge Junmei/ STR/ Ben A. Pruchnie/ Getty

Victoria and David Beckham donated several boxes of clothing to the Red Cross in support of relief efforts in the Philippines. (The Canadian government is matching all gifts to help survivors of the storm. Click here if you can spare a few dollars. Full Story

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Victoria’s Secret’s Exes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2013 18:38:41 November 14, 2013 18:38:41
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Neilson Barnard/ Jamie McCarthy/ Stephen Lovekin/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

The Victoria’s Secret fashion show happened in New York last night. This, apparently, is a big deal. I only cared about it last year because, ahem, Miranda Kerr was rather busy. But Miranda wasn’t there this time. This time Taylor Swift performed, which is interesting because, well, look at what she wore. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence vs Joan Rivers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2013 16:09:30 November 14, 2013 16:09:30
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Carlos Alvarez/ Getty

Jennifer Lawrence gave an interview recently and sh-t on Joan Rivers’s show Fashion Police: "Shows like the Fashion Police and things like that are just showing these generations of young people to judge people based on things [that don't matter. They put values in all the things that are wrong and [show] that it’s ok to just point at people and call them ugly and call them fat and they call it fun. Full Story

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Short hair and Smarties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2013 21:33:20 November 11, 2013 21:33:20
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WENN

When I first posted about Jennifer Lawrence’s new short hair last week (click here for a refresher) I called it news anchor hair, which means I wasn’t really feeling it.  It’s not growing on me. In fact, I dislike it more every time I see her. Full Story

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0 for 10

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2013 15:24:38 November 7, 2013 15:24:38
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AdMedia/ Splash, Larry Busacca/ Rick Diamond/ Getty

Carrie Underwood wore 10 different outfits last night while hosting the Country Music Awards. It was not a record. Last year it was 12. If you had 10 chances to get it right, how many do you think you could hit? At least one, right? I almost love that she couldn’t even manage one. It’s like when the Miami Dolphins, my favourite football team (and of course I am sickened by this Incognito scandal), were flirting with a winless season a few years ago. Full Story

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