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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Johnny Depp is so mysterious and cool

October 1, 2013 19:19:36 Posted at October 1, 2013 19:19:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Eye-rolling has become my first reaction to Johnny Depp whenever I see him now. This doesn’t make me happy. I used to feel about Johnny Depp the way I feel about James McAvoy and Robert Downey Jr. Pure excitement and warmth all the time, only. And now? Now it’s an eye-roll. His hat makes me eye-roll. Full Story

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Swifty & the kitten heel

September 25, 2013 16:06:50 Posted at September 25, 2013 16:06:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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All Access Photo/ Splash

Every time I bitch about kitten heels, many of you bitch at me for hating on them. So we’re about to fight again today. Taylor Swift showed up at the premiere of Romeo & Juliet last night in support of her friend Hailee Steinfeld. Look at her feet. How f-cking annoying are these shoes? It’s a kitten heel, for starters. Full Story

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Emmys Worst: Claire Danes

September 23, 2013 17:38:02 Posted at September 23, 2013 17:38:02
Duana Posted by Duana
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Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty

It’s partly her own doing, I think. Had she showed up just on her own as Claire Danes, then she would have just been Claire Danes and the hair and the tan and that dress, which is not getting enough criticism, would have been judged on their own. But she showed up for most people’s first time on Ryan Seacrest’s carpet, hijacking the Lena Dunham interview and essentially pushing him off camera. Full Story

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Julie Bowen took all the ruffles

September 23, 2013 17:30:32 Posted at September 23, 2013 17:30:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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ROBYN BECK/ Frazer Harrison/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

It turns out I wasn’t specific enough on Friday when I hoped that Julie Bowen would stay away from taffeta. I should have also have included ruffles. Too late. She took all the ruffles. She took all the ruffles and forced them to f-ck like rabbits and they multiplied – in pink! – all over this dress. Full Story

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Kerry Washington’s Emmy wedding

September 23, 2013 16:37:49 Posted at September 23, 2013 16:37:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Winter/Getty

By Marchesa standards, it wasn’t horrific. You know what horrific Marchesa looks like, right? Here. That should refresh your memory. Or see Malin Akerman. So, again, by Marchesa standards, it could have been worse. But… I don’t want to talk about Kerry Washington, our beloved Kerry Washington, in those terms. Full Story

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Worst Emmys Makeup & Hair: Anna Faris

September 23, 2013 16:04:43 Posted at September 23, 2013 16:04:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Robyn Beck/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

I like Anna Faris so much, so much, so much. But… I’m worried. I worry that maybe the pressure after baby was too much, what with getting a new show and – gasp! – being almost 37 in Hollywood. Was it too much? There seems to be a lot of stress on her face, you know? Like…is it breaking? I don’t want to say that. Full Story

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Jessica Pare’s turquoise taffeta

September 23, 2013 15:47:27 Posted at September 23, 2013 15:47:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/Jason Merritt/ Getty

You combine turquoise with taffeta and there’s only one place you should be: The Enchantment Of The Sea, graduating class 1987. Have your best friend hold your hair back while you puke tequila in this dress. Lose your virginity in this dress. But do not, do not wear this dress to the Emmy’s, for Christ’s sake. Full Story

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Taffeta at the Emmys: Carrie Underwood

September 23, 2013 14:27:27 Posted at September 23, 2013 14:27:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Winter/Getty

I don’t give a sh-t how you cut it. Taffeta will never be NOT prom to me. And, therefore, to me it should never show up on a red carpet. Unless, of course, it shows up on Carrie Underwood. Like, what else is she going to wear? This woman actively avoids style. Taffeta on Carrie Underwood makes all the sense in the world. Full Story

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Give the Best Actress a better dress

September 23, 2013 14:14:58 Posted at September 23, 2013 14:14:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

It’s Anna Gunn’s time. Now that she’s won a very well deserved Emmy, it’s her time to make the call. They would take her call. Elie Saab would certainly take her call. But she can do even better than Elie Saab. She can do Chanel. She can do Louis Vuitton. She can do Lanvin. Full Story

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Sister Dressing At The Emmys

September 23, 2013 12:52:57 Posted at September 23, 2013 12:52:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Winter/Getty

I don’t have a sister. I do have a cousin, Cat, who is like a sister. So I thought to myself last night, if Cat and I were invited somewhere to present together, would we do a sisterly matchy-matchy? No. She would pick a dress she liked and I would pick something I liked and if it clashed, so f-cking be it. Full Story

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