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Julie Bowen took all the ruffles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2013 17:30:32 September 23, 2013 17:30:32
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ROBYN BECK/ Frazer Harrison/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

It turns out I wasn’t specific enough on Friday when I hoped that Julie Bowen would stay away from taffeta. I should have also have included ruffles. Too late. She took all the ruffles. She took all the ruffles and forced them to f-ck like rabbits and they multiplied – in pink! – all over this dress. Full Story

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Kerry Washington’s Emmy wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2013 16:37:49 September 23, 2013 16:37:49
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Jason Merritt/ Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Winter/Getty

By Marchesa standards, it wasn’t horrific. You know what horrific Marchesa looks like, right? Here. That should refresh your memory. Or see Malin Akerman. So, again, by Marchesa standards, it could have been worse. But… I don’t want to talk about Kerry Washington, our beloved Kerry Washington, in those terms. Full Story

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Worst Emmys Makeup & Hair: Anna Faris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2013 16:04:43 September 23, 2013 16:04:43
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Jason Merritt/ Robyn Beck/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

I like Anna Faris so much, so much, so much. But… I’m worried. I worry that maybe the pressure after baby was too much, what with getting a new show and – gasp! – being almost 37 in Hollywood. Was it too much? There seems to be a lot of stress on her face, you know? Like…is it breaking? I don’t want to say that. Full Story

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Jessica Pare’s turquoise taffeta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2013 15:47:27 September 23, 2013 15:47:27
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Frazer Harrison/Jason Merritt/ Getty

You combine turquoise with taffeta and there’s only one place you should be: The Enchantment Of The Sea, graduating class 1987. Have your best friend hold your hair back while you puke tequila in this dress. Lose your virginity in this dress. But do not, do not wear this dress to the Emmy’s, for Christ’s sake. Full Story

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Taffeta at the Emmys: Carrie Underwood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2013 14:27:27 September 23, 2013 14:27:27
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Jason Merritt/ Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Winter/Getty

I don’t give a sh-t how you cut it. Taffeta will never be NOT prom to me. And, therefore, to me it should never show up on a red carpet. Unless, of course, it shows up on Carrie Underwood. Like, what else is she going to wear? This woman actively avoids style. Taffeta on Carrie Underwood makes all the sense in the world. Full Story

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Give the Best Actress a better dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2013 14:14:58 September 23, 2013 14:14:58
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Frazer Harrison/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

It’s Anna Gunn’s time. Now that she’s won a very well deserved Emmy, it’s her time to make the call. They would take her call. Elie Saab would certainly take her call. But she can do even better than Elie Saab. She can do Chanel. She can do Louis Vuitton. She can do Lanvin. Full Story

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Sister Dressing At The Emmys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2013 12:52:57 September 23, 2013 12:52:57
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Jason Merritt/ Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Winter/Getty

I don’t have a sister. I do have a cousin, Cat, who is like a sister. So I thought to myself last night, if Cat and I were invited somewhere to present together, would we do a sisterly matchy-matchy? No. She would pick a dress she liked and I would pick something I liked and if it clashed, so f-cking be it. Full Story

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Ballet Fashion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2013 17:34:11 September 20, 2013 17:34:11
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WENN

The New York Ballet Fall Gala happened last night. A few big names showed up at the event. Let’s break them all down separately: Natalie Portman with Benjamin Millepied She’s in Dior, obviously, as she represents the brand. The most distinctive feature of this otherwise ordinary strapless gown is the texture. Full Story

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Henry Cavill shoots in a suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2013 14:59:52 September 20, 2013 14:59:52
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WENN

Not that suit. But a wool suit. In London on the set of The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and not the Man Of Steel. Ha! (Sorry) Guy Ritchie is directing the movie based on the old TV show. Tom Cruise was originally cast in the film and Cavill stepped in when he dropped out. Most random replacement ever. Full Story

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Middle-aged man pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2013 15:57:37 September 3, 2013 15:57:37
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Mirrorpix/ Splash, Ben A. Pruchnie/ Getty

Check out Simon Cowell in London yesterday at an event for The X Factor. It’s the pants. These are what I call middle-aged man pants, for a certain kind of middle-aged man. He’s in his late 40s or 50s. He usually wears them under a blazer with pointed toe leather shoes and a goddamn pinky ring. Full Story

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