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Middle-aged man pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2013 15:57:37 September 3, 2013 15:57:37
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Mirrorpix/ Splash, Ben A. Pruchnie/ Getty

Check out Simon Cowell in London yesterday at an event for The X Factor. It’s the pants. These are what I call middle-aged man pants, for a certain kind of middle-aged man. He’s in his late 40s or 50s. He usually wears them under a blazer with pointed toe leather shoes and a goddamn pinky ring. Full Story

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I want to take Henry Cavill shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2013 14:37:52 August 22, 2013 14:37:52
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YOSHIKAZU TSUNO/ Getty

Because someone needs to help him find some proper clothes. Look at him. In Japan promoting Man Of Steel. You know when you see those old timey ads from the early 1960s and the homemaker wife and kids wait for the worker husband to come home with his lunchbox? That's where Henry Cavill found his outfit. Full Story

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Cumberbatch plays it like DiCaprio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2013 14:28:28 August 20, 2013 14:28:28
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Splash, Matthew Horwood/ Getty

Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman are shooting Sherlock in Cardiff, Wales. Sherlock evidently had his clothes stolen and is trying to escape in someone else’s. Leonardo DiCaprio? It’s like he’s acting out a scene from Leo’s true life, wearing second hand athletic gear and looking for a dumpster to jump into. Full Story

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Jen in satin and the red band trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2013 14:06:19 August 2, 2013 14:06:19
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Splash

Jennifer Aniston wore an eggplant satin Burberry dress last night at the premiere of We’re The Millers. You know how I feel about this material. It never, ever photographs well. It takes the light and does sh-tty things with it. And, frankly, it’s not all that stylish. Jen’s fiancé Justin Theroux did not walk the carpet with her. Full Story

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Jen and an asshole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2013 17:53:49 July 31, 2013 17:53:49
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Ron Asadorian/ Splash

I have pictures to burn off of my subscription for the last day of the month. Thank you Jennifer Aniston for facilitating this. Jen’s in New York, AS YOU KNOW, filming Squirrels For The Nuts. She shot a scene with Rhys Ifans and a German shepherd where they’re both talking on their cell phones. Full Story

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Jen balances out the wig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2013 14:59:23 July 19, 2013 14:59:23
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Wenn, Dave Spencer/ Splash

Jennifer Aniston has been shooting Squirrels For The Nuts in New York this week. That wig she has to wear for the character is pretty sad. If you had to be in costume like that with a wig that sad for 8 hours a day or more, would you show up to set reminding everyone of the real thing? What is the real thing? The real thing is great hair, a tight body, toned legs, her favourite wedge sandals, and, you know, the front side well tweaked. Full Story

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Selena and the athletes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2013 15:58:35 July 18, 2013 15:58:35
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Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

Selena Gomez was at the ESPY Awards last night. She wore red Dolce & Gabbana. You know what I’m starting to notice about Selena Gomez? I feel like every dress she puts on, no matter how different it might be, always looks the same, has the same effect. Why is this? I think I prefer her in casual clothes. Full Story

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Johnny takes Amber to Japan with the kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2013 14:08:09 July 16, 2013 14:08:09
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Scott Larson/ Splash, TOSHIFUMI KITAMURA/ Getty

Here’s Johnny Deepp, arriving in Japan today to promote The Lone Ranger. Amber Heard got off the plane too. With his children, Lily Rose and Jack. Amber’s a stepmom, now. There’s your new modern family. I like this dress Amber has on. And it’s a good choice, considering who she’s dating now. Full Story

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Sandy in Sydney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2013 14:54:10 July 2, 2013 14:54:10
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FameFlynet, Lisa Maree Williams/ Getty

Fresh off her triumph at the box office this weekend with The Heat, Sandra Bullock is now in Australia to continue promotion. As I wrote earlier, The Heat delivered on so many levels – Melissa McCarthy is now a major box office draw, Sandy continues to be loved, and the two of them, together, are irresistible, assuaging any doubts about the early plans for a sequel that I wrote about a few weeks ago Full Story

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Johnny travels with Amber

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2013 15:53:19 June 28, 2013 15:53:19
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Starface.ru/ Splash, Epsilon/ Getty, Ivan Burnyashev /Reuters

Johnny Depp was in Russia yesterday with Armie Hammer promoting The Lone Ranger. And look who was at his side for dinner. Holding hands. Not hiding. No running into dumpsters. It is. They are. And this is how Johnny prefers it when he’s in love. He likes it when his women are with him. He’s never been resistant to having his women with him on the carpet. Full Story

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Meg & John in Italy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2013 17:35:04 June 21, 2013 17:35:04
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FameFlynet, Jose Perez/ Splash, Valerio Pennicino/ Getty

Meg Ryan was honoured in Italy at the Taormina Film Festival. Man, I really don’t know about those shoes. I don’t understand those shoes, though I suspect you’re not looking at the shoes because you’re looking at something else. Fair enough. I don’t understand the thing you’re looking at either. Full Story

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