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Sister Dressing At The Emmys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2013 12:52:57 September 23, 2013 12:52:57
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Jason Merritt/ Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Winter/Getty

I don’t have a sister. I do have a cousin, Cat, who is like a sister. So I thought to myself last night, if Cat and I were invited somewhere to present together, would we do a sisterly matchy-matchy? No. She would pick a dress she liked and I would pick something I liked and if it clashed, so f-cking be it. Full Story

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Ballet Fashion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2013 17:34:11 September 20, 2013 17:34:11
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WENN

The New York Ballet Fall Gala happened last night. A few big names showed up at the event. Let’s break them all down separately: Natalie Portman with Benjamin Millepied She’s in Dior, obviously, as she represents the brand. The most distinctive feature of this otherwise ordinary strapless gown is the texture. Full Story

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Henry Cavill shoots in a suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2013 14:59:52 September 20, 2013 14:59:52
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WENN

Not that suit. But a wool suit. In London on the set of The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and not the Man Of Steel. Ha! (Sorry) Guy Ritchie is directing the movie based on the old TV show. Tom Cruise was originally cast in the film and Cavill stepped in when he dropped out. Most random replacement ever. Full Story

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Middle-aged man pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 3, 2013 15:57:37 September 3, 2013 15:57:37
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Mirrorpix/ Splash, Ben A. Pruchnie/ Getty

Check out Simon Cowell in London yesterday at an event for The X Factor. It’s the pants. These are what I call middle-aged man pants, for a certain kind of middle-aged man. He’s in his late 40s or 50s. He usually wears them under a blazer with pointed toe leather shoes and a goddamn pinky ring. Full Story

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I want to take Henry Cavill shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2013 14:37:52 August 22, 2013 14:37:52
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YOSHIKAZU TSUNO/ Getty

Because someone needs to help him find some proper clothes. Look at him. In Japan promoting Man Of Steel. You know when you see those old timey ads from the early 1960s and the homemaker wife and kids wait for the worker husband to come home with his lunchbox? That's where Henry Cavill found his outfit. Full Story

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Cumberbatch plays it like DiCaprio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2013 14:28:28 August 20, 2013 14:28:28
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Splash, Matthew Horwood/ Getty

Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman are shooting Sherlock in Cardiff, Wales. Sherlock evidently had his clothes stolen and is trying to escape in someone else’s. Leonardo DiCaprio? It’s like he’s acting out a scene from Leo’s true life, wearing second hand athletic gear and looking for a dumpster to jump into. Full Story

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Jen in satin and the red band trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2013 14:06:19 August 2, 2013 14:06:19
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Splash

Jennifer Aniston wore an eggplant satin Burberry dress last night at the premiere of We’re The Millers. You know how I feel about this material. It never, ever photographs well. It takes the light and does sh-tty things with it. And, frankly, it’s not all that stylish. Jen’s fiancé Justin Theroux did not walk the carpet with her. Full Story

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Jen and an asshole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2013 17:53:49 July 31, 2013 17:53:49
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Ron Asadorian/ Splash

I have pictures to burn off of my subscription for the last day of the month. Thank you Jennifer Aniston for facilitating this. Jen’s in New York, AS YOU KNOW, filming Squirrels For The Nuts. She shot a scene with Rhys Ifans and a German shepherd where they’re both talking on their cell phones. Full Story

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Jen balances out the wig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 19, 2013 14:59:23 July 19, 2013 14:59:23
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Wenn, Dave Spencer/ Splash

Jennifer Aniston has been shooting Squirrels For The Nuts in New York this week. That wig she has to wear for the character is pretty sad. If you had to be in costume like that with a wig that sad for 8 hours a day or more, would you show up to set reminding everyone of the real thing? What is the real thing? The real thing is great hair, a tight body, toned legs, her favourite wedge sandals, and, you know, the front side well tweaked. Full Story

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Selena and the athletes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2013 15:58:35 July 18, 2013 15:58:35
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Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

Selena Gomez was at the ESPY Awards last night. She wore red Dolce & Gabbana. You know what I’m starting to notice about Selena Gomez? I feel like every dress she puts on, no matter how different it might be, always looks the same, has the same effect. Why is this? I think I prefer her in casual clothes. Full Story

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Johnny takes Amber to Japan with the kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2013 14:08:09 July 16, 2013 14:08:09
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Scott Larson/ Splash, TOSHIFUMI KITAMURA/ Getty

Here’s Johnny Deepp, arriving in Japan today to promote The Lone Ranger. Amber Heard got off the plane too. With his children, Lily Rose and Jack. Amber’s a stepmom, now. There’s your new modern family. I like this dress Amber has on. And it’s a good choice, considering who she’s dating now. Full Story

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