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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Sandy in Sydney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2013 14:54:10 July 2, 2013 14:54:10
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FameFlynet, Lisa Maree Williams/ Getty

Fresh off her triumph at the box office this weekend with The Heat, Sandra Bullock is now in Australia to continue promotion. As I wrote earlier, The Heat delivered on so many levels – Melissa McCarthy is now a major box office draw, Sandy continues to be loved, and the two of them, together, are irresistible, assuaging any doubts about the early plans for a sequel that I wrote about a few weeks ago Full Story

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Johnny travels with Amber

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2013 15:53:19 June 28, 2013 15:53:19
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Starface.ru/ Splash, Epsilon/ Getty, Ivan Burnyashev /Reuters

Johnny Depp was in Russia yesterday with Armie Hammer promoting The Lone Ranger. And look who was at his side for dinner. Holding hands. Not hiding. No running into dumpsters. It is. They are. And this is how Johnny prefers it when he’s in love. He likes it when his women are with him. He’s never been resistant to having his women with him on the carpet. Full Story

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Meg & John in Italy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 21, 2013 17:35:04 June 21, 2013 17:35:04
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FameFlynet, Jose Perez/ Splash, Valerio Pennicino/ Getty

Meg Ryan was honoured in Italy at the Taormina Film Festival. Man, I really don’t know about those shoes. I don’t understand those shoes, though I suspect you’re not looking at the shoes because you’re looking at something else. Fair enough. I don’t understand the thing you’re looking at either. Full Story

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Slum Love on the Walk of Fame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2013 20:50:43 June 20, 2013 20:50:43
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KAT/ Splash, FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

Jennifer Lopez now has a star -- the 2,500th -- on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Keenan Ivory Wayans, Pitbull, and Jane Fonda were there to honour her. When you have Jane Fonda, who else do you need? Well... Her children, of course. And...yes...him. Her Slum Bear, Casper Smart. In studded shoes, imagining that one day, he might have one with his name on it too. Full Story

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Gwyneth in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2013 18:39:59 June 19, 2013 18:39:59
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Wenn, FameFlynet, David Becker/ Getty

Well... This is about right. In her mind, that is. In her mind she’s dressing for her audience -- in this case the Licensing Expo in Las Vegas yesterday where she delivered the keynote address, talking about how she’s taking Goop global. Fine, but I haven’t hated a Gwyneth Paltrow outfit the way I hate this one in a long, long time. Full Story

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Birthday Twinsies!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2013 21:01:54 June 13, 2013 21:01:54

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are 27 years old today. To celebrate their birthday, they wore... matching ... What do you call these, anyway? Sport sandals? These two have made it a point not to dress similarly for years. And we’re not supposed to call them the Olsen twins anymore either. Full Story

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Blake & Ryan’s new file photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2013 18:03:07 June 3, 2013 18:03:07
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Wenn, Ian Gavan/ Getty

Blake Lively was at the Chime For Change event in London this weekend. Her best friend Florence Welch performed. Blake took the stage in a white dress. She hung out with her husband there too, and they were photographed, together, not running away. Which means we now have new file photos of the two of them. Full Story

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How To GOOP Punk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2013 17:56:56 May 16, 2013 17:56:56

A new issue of GOOP. And it’s not wellness or mother-ness and food-ness. Instead, this newsletter is dedicated to GOOP Punk...at the MET Gala! For all her sh-tting on the event and moaning about what a terrible time she had, she still couldn’t resist sharing with us what the styling experience was like. Full Story

Granny delivers in Cannes, but not Julianne

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2013 18:58:27 May 15, 2013 18:58:27
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Pascal Le Segretain/ VALERY HACHE/ Getty

As expected, Nicole Kidman killed it tonight in Cannes. Her best, best, BEST showing in years. This exquisite dress is Christian Dior from the Haute Couture S/S 2013 that I posted here in January. And I called it exquisite then too. Shocking that there wasn’t more of this at the Oscars. Full Story

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Worst MET 2013: Maggie Gyllenhaal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 17:04:51 May 7, 2013 17:04:51
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Wenn, Dimitrios Kambouris/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

Maggie’s one of my regulars. As Duana said, similar to what was noted about Kirsten Dunst -- click here for a refresher -- Maggie could have owned the Punk MET Gala. She has great, eclectic taste. She has a unique, interesting look. She is not normally interested in dressing for approval. Full Story

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Pink Gwyneth at the MET Gala

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 15:53:44 May 7, 2013 15:53:44
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TIMOTHY A. CLARY /Dimitrios Kambouris /Larry Busacca /Getty Images, Joel Ginsburg /WENN

I am devastated. This is two years in a row now that Gwyneth Paltrow has under-delivered at the MET Gala. Last year she gave us a preview of Anne Hathaway’s eventual Oscar dress that was supposed to be Valentino but ended up being Prada because of Amanda Seyfried, except in silver. Click here Full Story

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