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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

His and her travel footwear

March 25, 2013 19:13:32 Posted at March 25, 2013 19:13:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jun Sato/ Getty

Gina Carano and her boyfriend Henry Cavill arrived in Tokyo yesterday. We’re now just 10 weeks out from the Man Of Steel release. Which means they’ll be pushing Cavill out heavy soon. And still, amazingly, they haven’t forced him to not have a girlfriend. Please don’t push him to not have a girlfriend, especially this girlfriend. Full Story

The St Patrick’s Day Royal Bun

March 18, 2013 19:50:56 Posted at March 18, 2013 19:50:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katy Cambridge recycled her green coat. Whatever. Can we focus instead on that really, REALLY bad hairstyle? She’s 31. The only excuse for this hairstyle is Middleton Style. The worst style. Because she can wear her hair up in so many other different, less old lady wedding ways. Stop. I consider a chignon totally old lady mall wedding too. Full Story

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Katie's friends...need to be around more

March 15, 2013 19:56:22 Posted at March 15, 2013 19:56:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Richie Buxo/ Splash, Stephen Lovekin/ Getty

Katie Holmes was out in NYC last night for the 25th anniversary of The Observer. She's establishing herself as a proper New Yorker now. At some point during the night, Katie was asked about fashion, and what inspires her choices. She told US Weekly Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake’s crochet pants

March 15, 2013 13:40:59 Posted at March 15, 2013 13:40:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh please enjoy this. I know I will. I am. Very much. It’s Mrs Timberlake with her husband in New York at Timbaland’s birthday party last night. We are all good above the waist and that coat is beautiful. Then... Well... I don’t have to point them out. You can see. Full Story

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Weekends with the kids

March 11, 2013 16:43:45 Posted at March 11, 2013 16:43:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck took the kids arts and crafts shopping on Saturday, 8 days since his last papped outing with the children, during which he held a boot up to the camera and claimed it was for demonstration purposes only. He was spoken to at home, no doubt. Full Story

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The Cambridges + Harry’s Swiss wedding weekend

March 4, 2013 15:07:24 Posted at March 4, 2013 15:07:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Bauer, James Whatling/ Splash

Oh rich people and their rich Swiss weddings... Prince Hot Harry tagged along with Prince William and his Catherine to attend the wedding of one of their friends in Switzerland this weekend. No Cressida? Maybe Harry didn’t get a plus one. Or maybe he didn’t insist. Hanging out with the excommunicated Aunt Fergie is one thing. Full Story

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Mila’s two misses

February 28, 2013 22:42:47 Posted at February 28, 2013 22:42:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Splash

I recoiled just now looking at Mila Kunis’s two most recent red carpet looks -- in Russia last night and London tonight to promote Oz: The Great And Powerful. The wine-coloured dress is Versace. The grey strapless is McQueen. On someone else? Maybe. On Mila Kunis? It’s not working… What?!? I know, right? It’s Mila Kunis! Then it occurred to me… I just assumed, given her beauty, that Mila Kunis is a consistent red carpet performer. Full Story

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Anne Hathaway: the new Gwyneth

February 28, 2013 20:21:01 Posted at February 28, 2013 20:21:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Victor VIRGILE/ Jason Merritt/ Ian Gavan/ Getty

They’re calling it “Hathahate”. Everyone was hating on Anne Hathaway after the Oscars. Not unlike the way the world loves to hate Gwyneth Paltrow, and for the last, oh, 15 years. Holy sh-t, it’s been 15 years since Gwyneth won her Oscar. As I wrote yesterday in the intro, while Jennifer Lawrence has become the universe’s beloved following her pale pink stumble on stage, Annie’s unpopularity has never been more intense. Full Story

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Revisionist Gwyneth

February 28, 2013 19:59:38 Posted at February 28, 2013 19:59:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
David McNew/ Frank Micelotta/ Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

Just finished reading the new issue of GOOP. As is normally the case, it’s a good one, because it’s not about food and/or babies. The style GOOPs are usually the best. And this one is about style. Upcoming style. Interviews with “tastemakers” about personal style and what’s ahead. Full Story

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Oscars Worst Dressed: Amy Adams

February 25, 2013 21:45:13 Posted at February 25, 2013 21:45:13
Duana Posted by Duana
Christopher Polk/ Frazer Harrison/ AFP/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

Did you love this? The only person I saw who loved this was the Oscar PR girl on Twitter, and um, she has a vested interest. Not only has this dress been DONE – on Penelope Cruz, on J. Lo, on Tina Fey -- but in this washed out colour, I’m just not interested. I didn’t think it looked princessy and wonderful, I thought it looked dour, draggy-down, and boring. Full Story

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