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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

That thing on your chin and your hand on your hip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2013 15:37:40 April 18, 2013 15:37:40
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Marianna Massey /Getty, KHAP /Splash News, FameFlynet

John Travolta and Kelly Preston are in Sydney, Australia today for the Qantas gala. As you can see, he persists with that singular patch of black spike on his chin, leftover perhaps from all the follicle regeneration they performed on his head, like a lonely piece of sod that, for some reason, got separated from his family, looking forlornly at the lawn that grows in solidarity while he’s stuck between two pieces of sidewalk. Full Story

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The middle-aged Timberlakes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2013 20:33:48 April 15, 2013 20:33:48
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If you’ve been reading this column a while, you know how much I love golf. I love it. Jacek is obsessed with it. He golfs year round. It’s all he can talk about, think about, to the point where he’s forbidden from doing so when we see some of our friends because nobody wants to be bored. Full Story

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His and her travel footwear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2013 19:13:32 March 25, 2013 19:13:32
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Jun Sato/ Getty

Gina Carano and her boyfriend Henry Cavill arrived in Tokyo yesterday. We’re now just 10 weeks out from the Man Of Steel release. Which means they’ll be pushing Cavill out heavy soon. And still, amazingly, they haven’t forced him to not have a girlfriend. Please don’t push him to not have a girlfriend, especially this girlfriend. Full Story

The St Patrick’s Day Royal Bun

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2013 19:50:56 March 18, 2013 19:50:56
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WENN

Katy Cambridge recycled her green coat. Whatever. Can we focus instead on that really, REALLY bad hairstyle? She’s 31. The only excuse for this hairstyle is Middleton Style. The worst style. Because she can wear her hair up in so many other different, less old lady wedding ways. Stop. I consider a chignon totally old lady mall wedding too. Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake’s crochet pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2013 13:40:59 March 15, 2013 13:40:59
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Splash

Oh please enjoy this. I know I will. I am. Very much. It’s Mrs Timberlake with her husband in New York at Timbaland’s birthday party last night. We are all good above the waist and that coat is beautiful. Then... Well... I don’t have to point them out. You can see. Full Story

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The Cambridges + Harry’s Swiss wedding weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2013 15:07:24 March 4, 2013 15:07:24
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Bauer, James Whatling/ Splash

Oh rich people and their rich Swiss weddings... Prince Hot Harry tagged along with Prince William and his Catherine to attend the wedding of one of their friends in Switzerland this weekend. No Cressida? Maybe Harry didn’t get a plus one. Or maybe he didn’t insist. Hanging out with the excommunicated Aunt Fergie is one thing. Full Story

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Mila’s two misses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2013 22:42:47 February 28, 2013 22:42:47
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Wenn, Splash

I recoiled just now looking at Mila Kunis’s two most recent red carpet looks -- in Russia last night and London tonight to promote Oz: The Great And Powerful. The wine-coloured dress is Versace. The grey strapless is McQueen. On someone else? Maybe. On Mila Kunis? It’s not working… What?!? I know, right? It’s Mila Kunis! Then it occurred to me… I just assumed, given her beauty, that Mila Kunis is a consistent red carpet performer. Full Story

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Anne Hathaway: the new Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2013 20:21:01 February 28, 2013 20:21:01
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Victor VIRGILE/ Jason Merritt/ Ian Gavan/ Getty

They’re calling it “Hathahate”. Everyone was hating on Anne Hathaway after the Oscars. Not unlike the way the world loves to hate Gwyneth Paltrow, and for the last, oh, 15 years. Holy sh-t, it’s been 15 years since Gwyneth won her Oscar. As I wrote yesterday in the intro, while Jennifer Lawrence has become the universe’s beloved following her pale pink stumble on stage, Annie’s unpopularity has never been more intense. Full Story

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