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Oscars Worst Dressed: Amy Adams

February 25, 2013 21:45:13 Posted at February 25, 2013 21:45:13
Duana Posted by Duana
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Christopher Polk/ Frazer Harrison/ AFP/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

Did you love this? The only person I saw who loved this was the Oscar PR girl on Twitter, and um, she has a vested interest. Not only has this dress been DONE – on Penelope Cruz, on J. Lo, on Tina Fey -- but in this washed out colour, I’m just not interested. I didn’t think it looked princessy and wonderful, I thought it looked dour, draggy-down, and boring. Full Story

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Worst Oscar Taffeta: Jennifer Aniston

February 25, 2013 17:52:31 Posted at February 25, 2013 17:52:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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BROWN /KLAMAR /Merritt /Harrison /Djansezian /Buckner /Winter /Beck /Getty Images

I hate red. I hate taffeta. Taffeta and red is like watching Big Bang Theory and Two And A Half Men back to back. It’s sh-t + sh-t, don’t care if it’s Valentino. And Jennifer Aniston chose to wear it last night at the Oscars. Look, credit to her for not wearing black again. But …that’s it. Full Story

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Worst Oscar Space Case: Amanda Seyfried

February 25, 2013 17:20:11 Posted at February 25, 2013 17:20:11
Duana Posted by Duana
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BROWN /KLAMAR /Merritt /Harrison /Djansezian /Buckner /Winter /Getty Images

Amanda Seyfried actually kind of makes me laugh at the best of times, and though I thought the Jimmy Kimmel piece was really overdone, I did like the part where she broke it down dancing in Cosette’s clothes. She’s harmless, she’s entertaining at times, she’s pretty cute. My issue with Amanda at this point is mostly that I wish she cared about herself a bit more. Full Story

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Worst Oscar Tank Dress: Nicole Kidman

February 25, 2013 16:57:10 Posted at February 25, 2013 16:57:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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BROWN /KLAMAR /Merritt /Harrison /Djansezian /Buckner /Winter /Getty Images

As mentioned earlier in the Renee Zellweger article, there were some sparkly tank dresses happening last night. They have to be sparkly. Unless you’re Jennifer Lawrence in red at 19, they have to be sparkly because a tank dress is essentially, by style standards, LAZY. Full Story

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Worst Oscar Hair Date: Hugh Jackman & Deborra Lee-Furness

February 25, 2013 14:44:01 Posted at February 25, 2013 14:44:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ ROBYN BECK/ JOE KLAMAR/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

I feel like an asshole. It takes an asshole to not throw anything but love towards Hugh Jackman. But that ponytail. Do we just ignore the ponytail? We first saw the ponytail in the etalk control room while watching the pool feed during arrivals and…well… it was a collective groan. Because no one wants to sh-t on Hugh or near him. Full Story

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Worst Oscar Bow: Reese Witherspoon

February 25, 2013 13:17:43 Posted at February 25, 2013 13:17:43
Duana Posted by Duana
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Frazer Harrison/ Jason Merritt/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

At first when I saw this dress on Reese, I was more than willing to give it the benefit of the doubt. In fact, my notes say “This is more interesting than I expected it to be”. That’s because, when I first saw it on the carpet, there was a black bodice with a teal skirt wrapped around it. Full Story

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Oscars Most Creased: Helen Hunt

February 25, 2013 12:34:15 Posted at February 25, 2013 12:34:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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JOE KLAMAR/ Kevork Djansezian/ Michael Buckner/ Getty

Good for her about H&M because it’s an environmental initiative. Which…explains why her dress looked so cheap. Because it was. It’s basically what you wear to work. And you get out of the car and, oh sh-t, your blazer is already lined across the back. That’s how they keep the costs down. Full Story

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Worst Oscar Spaz: Renee Zellweger

February 25, 2013 11:03:26 Posted at February 25, 2013 11:03:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty

Renee Zellweger went back to her favourite, Carolina Herrera, to present at the Oscars. It was one of several “tank” style dresses with gold accents that we saw on the night -- including Catherine Zeta-Jones, with whom she presented. It didn’t work for Zeta and it doesn’t work for Renee. Full Story

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Katie's jumpsuit start

February 22, 2013 15:45:14 Posted at February 22, 2013 15:45:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Diabolik/ Splash

What did I say yesterday?!? In my last post on Thursday I noted that Katie Holmes was out of New York, presumably to do some work on the Oscar circuit as the ex Mrs Tom Cruise, pleading specifically for her NOT to show up wearing her own sh-t. Check out Katie last night...in that f-cking black jumpsuit she designed, and that she's worn on a couple of occasions already. Full Story

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Johnny's with the band

February 21, 2013 21:51:54 Posted at February 21, 2013 21:51:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Here's Johnny Depp arriving at the Late Show today. I count 3 necklaces -- only?! Or are there more hidding underneath all that other business? Must be. Johnny's there to perform with Bill Carter and The Blame. There's supposed to be an interview too which, as he's not promoting a film (Lone Ranger's not due for a while), I'm wondering if Letterman insisted on it. Full Story

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Spring Breakers Style Hierarchy

February 21, 2013 17:13:05 Posted at February 21, 2013 17:13:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine have been promoting Spring Breakers all across Europe. Gomez, obviously, is the highest ranked player in the group. And you can tell by the styling. She’s been dressed in Gucci, Versace, several top end labels through this tour. Full Story

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