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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Worst Oscar Hair Date: Hugh Jackman & Deborra Lee-Furness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2013 14:44:01 February 25, 2013 14:44:01
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Kevin Winter/ ROBYN BECK/ JOE KLAMAR/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

I feel like an asshole. It takes an asshole to not throw anything but love towards Hugh Jackman. But that ponytail. Do we just ignore the ponytail? We first saw the ponytail in the etalk control room while watching the pool feed during arrivals and…well… it was a collective groan. Because no one wants to sh-t on Hugh or near him. Full Story

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Worst Oscar Bow: Reese Witherspoon

Duana Posted by Duana at February 25, 2013 13:17:43 February 25, 2013 13:17:43
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Frazer Harrison/ Jason Merritt/ Kevin Winter/ Getty

At first when I saw this dress on Reese, I was more than willing to give it the benefit of the doubt. In fact, my notes say “This is more interesting than I expected it to be”. That’s because, when I first saw it on the carpet, there was a black bodice with a teal skirt wrapped around it. Full Story

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Oscars Most Creased: Helen Hunt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2013 12:34:15 February 25, 2013 12:34:15
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JOE KLAMAR/ Kevork Djansezian/ Michael Buckner/ Getty

Good for her about H&M because it’s an environmental initiative. Which…explains why her dress looked so cheap. Because it was. It’s basically what you wear to work. And you get out of the car and, oh sh-t, your blazer is already lined across the back. That’s how they keep the costs down. Full Story

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Worst Oscar Spaz: Renee Zellweger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2013 11:03:26 February 25, 2013 11:03:26
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Frazer Harrison/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty

Renee Zellweger went back to her favourite, Carolina Herrera, to present at the Oscars. It was one of several “tank” style dresses with gold accents that we saw on the night -- including Catherine Zeta-Jones, with whom she presented. It didn’t work for Zeta and it doesn’t work for Renee. Full Story

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Katie's jumpsuit start

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2013 15:45:14 February 22, 2013 15:45:14
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What did I say yesterday?!? In my last post on Thursday I noted that Katie Holmes was out of New York, presumably to do some work on the Oscar circuit as the ex Mrs Tom Cruise, pleading specifically for her NOT to show up wearing her own sh-t. Check out Katie last night...in that f-cking black jumpsuit she designed, and that she's worn on a couple of occasions already. Full Story

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Johnny's with the band

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2013 21:51:54 February 21, 2013 21:51:54
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Splash

Here's Johnny Depp arriving at the Late Show today. I count 3 necklaces -- only?! Or are there more hidding underneath all that other business? Must be. Johnny's there to perform with Bill Carter and The Blame. There's supposed to be an interview too which, as he's not promoting a film (Lone Ranger's not due for a while), I'm wondering if Letterman insisted on it. Full Story

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Spring Breakers Style Hierarchy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2013 17:13:05 February 21, 2013 17:13:05
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WENN

Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine have been promoting Spring Breakers all across Europe. Gomez, obviously, is the highest ranked player in the group. And you can tell by the styling. She’s been dressed in Gucci, Versace, several top end labels through this tour. Full Story

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Pre-Oscar Gingers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2013 15:29:23 February 18, 2013 15:29:23
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Both Nicole Kidman and Jessica Chastain will present at the Oscars. Chastain, as you know, is also nominated for Best Actress, up against Jennifer Lawrence and Emmanuelle Riva. Both Kidman and Chastain were out this weekend. Here’s Chastain at the Writers Guild Awards in pale Dior which. Full Story

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Happy Valentine’s, Bear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2013 19:37:28 February 14, 2013 19:37:28
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All Access Photo/ Splash, Lester Cohen/ Mark Davis/ Mark Davis/ Getty

JLO and Slum Bear hit up the Topshop party last night in West Hollywood. The dress isn’t very flattering but it’s better from the back. Hideous shoes though. Did you see earlier this week that Brahim Zaibat was featured in the new VMan? Click here Full Story

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The Witches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2013 18:50:05 February 14, 2013 18:50:05
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Oz: The Great And Powerful premiered last night in Hollywood. Mila Kunis, Rachel Weisz, and Michelle Williams, who play the three witches, were all making fashion statements. Least favourite: Mila Kunis. Whatever it was it looked like Marchesa. Ashton Kutcher showed up at the event too, only he tried to go undercover. Full Story

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Kate’s in red Stella and rum for romance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2013 16:39:43 February 12, 2013 16:39:43
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Kate Hudson wore red Stella McCartney to the ELLE Style Awards last night in London. I hate this dress. Not only because it’s red but because of those two lace columns running down the side. Please. If it were anyone other than Kate Hudson, they’d all be calling it hideous. You just don’t notice that much because her body is so sick. Full Story

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