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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Mrs Timberlake’s crochet pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2013 13:40:59 March 15, 2013 13:40:59
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Splash

Oh please enjoy this. I know I will. I am. Very much. It’s Mrs Timberlake with her husband in New York at Timbaland’s birthday party last night. We are all good above the waist and that coat is beautiful. Then... Well... I don’t have to point them out. You can see. Full Story

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The Cambridges + Harry’s Swiss wedding weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2013 15:07:24 March 4, 2013 15:07:24
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Bauer, James Whatling/ Splash

Oh rich people and their rich Swiss weddings... Prince Hot Harry tagged along with Prince William and his Catherine to attend the wedding of one of their friends in Switzerland this weekend. No Cressida? Maybe Harry didn’t get a plus one. Or maybe he didn’t insist. Hanging out with the excommunicated Aunt Fergie is one thing. Full Story

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Mila’s two misses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2013 22:42:47 February 28, 2013 22:42:47
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Wenn, Splash

I recoiled just now looking at Mila Kunis’s two most recent red carpet looks -- in Russia last night and London tonight to promote Oz: The Great And Powerful. The wine-coloured dress is Versace. The grey strapless is McQueen. On someone else? Maybe. On Mila Kunis? It’s not working… What?!? I know, right? It’s Mila Kunis! Then it occurred to me… I just assumed, given her beauty, that Mila Kunis is a consistent red carpet performer. Full Story

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Anne Hathaway: the new Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2013 20:21:01 February 28, 2013 20:21:01
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Victor VIRGILE/ Jason Merritt/ Ian Gavan/ Getty

They’re calling it “Hathahate”. Everyone was hating on Anne Hathaway after the Oscars. Not unlike the way the world loves to hate Gwyneth Paltrow, and for the last, oh, 15 years. Holy sh-t, it’s been 15 years since Gwyneth won her Oscar. As I wrote yesterday in the intro, while Jennifer Lawrence has become the universe’s beloved following her pale pink stumble on stage, Annie’s unpopularity has never been more intense. Full Story

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Revisionist Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2013 19:59:38 February 28, 2013 19:59:38
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David McNew/ Frank Micelotta/ Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

Just finished reading the new issue of GOOP. As is normally the case, it’s a good one, because it’s not about food and/or babies. The style GOOPs are usually the best. And this one is about style. Upcoming style. Interviews with “tastemakers” about personal style and what’s ahead. Full Story

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Oscars Worst Dressed: Amy Adams

Duana Posted by Duana at February 25, 2013 21:45:13 February 25, 2013 21:45:13
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Christopher Polk/ Frazer Harrison/ AFP/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

Did you love this? The only person I saw who loved this was the Oscar PR girl on Twitter, and um, she has a vested interest. Not only has this dress been DONE – on Penelope Cruz, on J. Lo, on Tina Fey -- but in this washed out colour, I’m just not interested. I didn’t think it looked princessy and wonderful, I thought it looked dour, draggy-down, and boring. Full Story

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Worst Oscar Taffeta: Jennifer Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2013 17:52:31 February 25, 2013 17:52:31
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BROWN /KLAMAR /Merritt /Harrison /Djansezian /Buckner /Winter /Beck /Getty Images

I hate red. I hate taffeta. Taffeta and red is like watching Big Bang Theory and Two And A Half Men back to back. It’s sh-t + sh-t, don’t care if it’s Valentino. And Jennifer Aniston chose to wear it last night at the Oscars. Look, credit to her for not wearing black again. But …that’s it. Full Story

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Worst Oscar Space Case: Amanda Seyfried

Duana Posted by Duana at February 25, 2013 17:20:11 February 25, 2013 17:20:11
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BROWN /KLAMAR /Merritt /Harrison /Djansezian /Buckner /Winter /Getty Images

Amanda Seyfried actually kind of makes me laugh at the best of times, and though I thought the Jimmy Kimmel piece was really overdone, I did like the part where she broke it down dancing in Cosette’s clothes. She’s harmless, she’s entertaining at times, she’s pretty cute. My issue with Amanda at this point is mostly that I wish she cared about herself a bit more. Full Story

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