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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Best Globes Colour: Jessica Alba

January 14, 2013 17:01:02 Posted at January 14, 2013 17:01:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jason Merritt/ Handout/ Alexandra Wyman/ Getty

Just the colour. Only the colour. Really great colour. The dress I could do without; it’s a Dior and I’m not sure why Dior failed so miserably last night (see also upcoming Jennifer Lawrence and Marion Cotillard). Also the goddamn fishtail. And that a muppet or a clutch? Put Jessica Alba in the category too of people who were there but we don’t know why they were there. Full Story

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Worst Globes Hair: Kate Hudson and Amanda Seyfried

January 14, 2013 16:13:47 Posted at January 14, 2013 16:13:47
Duana Posted by Duana
Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

My dear women of Hollywood, You may find yourselves surprised to be getting this award, for each of you has long, beautiful flowing tresses that you’re known for. You may find me harsh in saying that you made a mistake with your hair, when you have long golden locks, and I have long struggling locks with a bump where I didn’t dry the crown completely enough. Full Story

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Globes Euro Trash: Halle Berry

January 14, 2013 15:45:17 Posted at January 14, 2013 15:45:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jason Merritt/ Alexandra Wyman/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Handout/ Getty

It’s now impossible to tell a Versace apart from a Cavalli. You know who this dress is for? This dress is for people who graduate in style from Ed Hardy. This dress is the natural progression. Why is Halle Berry dressing like she’s Christian Audigier’s wife? Check how it’s billowing on the right side of her chest, making it look like she’s swollen in one breast. Full Story

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Globes Worst Red: Zooey Deschanel

January 14, 2013 14:38:39 Posted at January 14, 2013 14:38:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jeff Vespa/ Jason Merritt/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Getty

There were so many red dresses at the Golden Globes I almost had a seizure. You know I hate a red dress. And I especially hate this one. Enough with the sweetheart neckline and the pearls and the cutesy lollipop hair and the F-CKING NAIL ART and my God, my God with those red satin platforms, my GOD. Full Story

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Marion & Hushpuppy

January 11, 2013 18:48:04 Posted at January 11, 2013 18:48:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
FameFlynet, FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Kevin Winter/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

You know I love Hushpuppy. I've been writing about Beasts Of The Southern Wild for months. It totally deserved to be included in the Best Picture category. Dwight Henry should have been nominated for Best Supporting Actor. But as much as I enjoyed her, I don't know if 9 year old Quvenzhane Wallis is one of the 5 Best Actresses, and over Marion Cotillard in Rust & Bone? I can't. Full Story

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Gina & Henry’s first carpet

January 11, 2013 15:43:51 Posted at January 11, 2013 15:43:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, FameFlynet, Larry Busacca/ Christopher Polk/ AFP/ Getty

As a couple! I reported the other day they were dating -- click here for a refresher. Didn’t expect to see them together on a carpet so soon. But she was nominated for a Critics’ Choice Award last night in Haywire and, well, he came along as her date and presented an award. Full Story

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January 7, 2013 15:57:23 Posted at January 7, 2013 15:57:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’re into the royal porn, you’ll be all over the new issue of British Vogue, out Thursday, featuring KATEPEDIA, an analysis of Katy Cambridge’s they repeatedly and almost exclusively call her “Kate” through the article which, I mean it must make her crazy, non? “Catherine” just won’t. Full Story

Chloe Sevigny’s New York

January 4, 2013 16:05:10 Posted at January 4, 2013 16:05:10
Dean Posted by Dean

It’s so exciting to be at the very start of a new year, full of possibility, opportunity, fresh starts, etc. Still …isn’t it comforting to know that, while time may pass, Chloe Sevigny remains unchanged? That she’ll continue to prowl the streets of New York dressed like a human slipper/sock? That she’ll still appear completely miserable as she skulks out of luxury boutiques in Soho, even while draped in the pelts of the cast of Monsters, Inc. Full Story

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New Year, new jeans?

January 2, 2013 14:32:02 Posted at January 2, 2013 14:32:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
FameFlynet, INF

Is Justin Theroux wearing a new pair of douchey (and darker) cut off jean shorts on holiday in Cabo, and was it just in time for NYE? No. Those are just his long jeans. And denim, in varying lengths, I suppose, is his only bright sun option, the only below-waist option for true artists and badasses. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston is marrying That Guy at the beach

December 27, 2012 15:55:31 Posted at December 27, 2012 15:55:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos: /Splash News, FAMEFLYNET

He’s all tats and leather, right? So New York cool on his motorbike, arty for life, so much so that a proper pair of board shorts, while on holiday in Mexico, would be a character violation... Check out Justin Theroux’s preferred swimwear in Cabo with Jennifer Aniston -- cut off jean shorts, in black, OF COURSE, with a leather belt, perfect for sunbathing, and a pageboy cap, because his head must not be hot enough. Full Story

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Why did you change?

December 14, 2012 19:21:20 Posted at December 14, 2012 19:21:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Getty Images, WENN, Splash News

Jacek commented as soon as Kristen Stewart was introduced by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show last night how attractive she is. They’d just played the clip of her dancing wildly in On The Road and she’s such a lively combination of innocence and sex and youth and freedom in that moment, his reaction is understandable. Full Story

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