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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

The Witches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2013 18:50:05 February 14, 2013 18:50:05
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Oz: The Great And Powerful premiered last night in Hollywood. Mila Kunis, Rachel Weisz, and Michelle Williams, who play the three witches, were all making fashion statements. Least favourite: Mila Kunis. Whatever it was it looked like Marchesa. Ashton Kutcher showed up at the event too, only he tried to go undercover. Full Story

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Kate’s in red Stella and rum for romance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2013 16:39:43 February 12, 2013 16:39:43
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Kate Hudson wore red Stella McCartney to the ELLE Style Awards last night in London. I hate this dress. Not only because it’s red but because of those two lace columns running down the side. Please. If it were anyone other than Kate Hudson, they’d all be calling it hideous. You just don’t notice that much because her body is so sick. Full Story

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Worst Dress Idea Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2013 16:55:49 February 11, 2013 16:55:49
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You wouldn’t think it would be possible for Carrie Underwood out-worst herself in a dress, right? Oh but she found a way. When that sh-t started during her performance, I texted Duana: No. They are not etch-a-sketching her dress. No. And she was equally horrified. As were so many of you. Full Story

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The Jolie emerges

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2013 13:50:52 February 11, 2013 13:50:52
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God, how long has it been? Let me check. The last time I posted photos of her was on December 6th. She was in Jordan on a UN mission, visiting Syrian refugees. Click here for a refresher. Barely any makeup, maybe even a little wind-burned, and still so beautiful. Full Story

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Perfect Best Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2013 17:06:42 February 7, 2013 17:06:42
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Lindsay Lohan somehow talked someone into giving her a ticket to the AMFAR event last night New York in advance of NY Fashion Week. Can’t believe she was allowed in wearing that f-cking weave. How is this considered acceptable hair? Anyway, Ashley Greene was also at the event and in some of these photos it sort of kind of looks like they may have been hanging out -- at least that’s how the Daily Mail  Full Story

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Annie in pink in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2013 16:27:31 February 7, 2013 16:27:31
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No. Not this time. The colour is gorgeous, yes. But the fit. Look at the chest area -- it’s deflating. And of course, you know how I feel about the material. No matter how beautiful the design, the material doesn’t hold up. This material, sateen or satin, it makes everything messy. Full Story

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Very blonde Jennifer Aniston in a beret

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2013 21:46:42 February 5, 2013 21:46:42
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Here’s a very blonde Jennifer Aniston in Greenwich, CT working on a new movie, “the untitled Elmore Leonard Project”. Last year it was announced that she and Dennis Quaid had signed onto a film adaptation of Leonard’s The Switch. Obviously they’re still trying to figure out what else to call it. Full Story

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Cam & G by helicopter...and boots!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2013 20:00:16 February 5, 2013 20:00:16
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Best friends Cameron Diaz and Gwyneth Paltrow were seen boarding a private helicopter yesterday in New York. Not sure where they were headed. The Hamptons? G doesn’t have her kids with her though. And she was seen out with Apple on the weekend in London so it’s unlikely she’d keep moving them around, especially during school season. Full Story

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Katie’s on a losing streak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 21:19:37 January 30, 2013 21:19:37
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As you know, poor ticket sales forced the premature cancellation of Katie Holmes’s Dead Accounts on Broadway. It’s now also confirmed that Holmes & Yang, her fashion collection that debuted at NY Fashion Week in September, will not be shown at NY Fashion Week next month. No reason was given but, well, you remember what the first one looked like, non? Click here Full Story

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SAGs Worst & Gross: Sofia Vergara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2013 17:48:39 January 28, 2013 17:48:39
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Like most of you, I love Sofia Vergara. She makes me laugh all the time. Her fiancé though... For a while now there have been some reports about his sketchy behaviour. Click here and here for a refresher. Full Story

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Annie’s speech problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2013 16:19:48 January 28, 2013 16:19:48
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Anne Hathaway’s speeches always start out good. Remember the Globes? And her tribute to Sally Field? That was good. Last night too. Last night she started out strong. She talked about her SAG membership, she expressed her love for her community. And if she had stopped there, we’d be cool. Full Story

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