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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Annie’s speech problem

January 28, 2013 16:19:48 Posted at January 28, 2013 16:19:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Anne Hathaway’s speeches always start out good. Remember the Globes? And her tribute to Sally Field? That was good. Last night too. Last night she started out strong. She talked about her SAG membership, she expressed her love for her community. And if she had stopped there, we’d be cool. Full Story

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This was not the worst

January 28, 2013 16:00:40 Posted at January 28, 2013 16:00:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

It was a pretty boring carpet on style, right? So how could January Jones be the worst? Not with that bitch-face. (Did you see her stalk in like she was ready to have words?) Not with this hair. You might not like it, or the dress, but at least it gave you a reaction. At least it gave you some thrill. Full Story

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The baby of Out Of Sight & Transporter

January 25, 2013 17:19:30 Posted at January 25, 2013 17:19:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, STARPICZ/ Splash

This is what JLO called Parker on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart the other night. Out Of Sight is a great movie, maybe her best movie. Is Transporter Jason Statham’s best movie? I don’t know enough about Jason Statham movies to be able to decide what, exactly, she’s trying to say here. Full Story

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Globes Worst Dressed (Lainey Edition): Jessica Chastain

January 14, 2013 23:25:16 Posted at January 14, 2013 23:25:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Getty

Was Julianne Hough’s dress worse? Maybe. But Julianne Hough is not a Best Actress contender. The more important the player, the more egregious the fashion crime. That’s the trade-off for being in first place. Or in a tie for first place. Right now it’s Chastain vs Lawrence on February 24 (although I still think there’s a slim possibility they could split the vote and lose out to Naomi Watts; we’ll see how it plays out in the next few weeks). Full Story

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Globes Worst Dressed (Duana edition): Kristen Bell

January 14, 2013 23:18:04 Posted at January 14, 2013 23:18:04
Duana Posted by Duana
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

I feel like I am running so much game for Kristen Bell and I am just getting sh-t in return. I talk about how smart and thoughtful her portrayal of Veronica Mars was, and people counter with how much time and attention she takes from other Craig Ferguson guests. Or I say she’s doing some interesting stuff on House Of Lies -- which by last night’s indication is being watched by only the Hollywood Foreign Press – and people counter with films like When In Rome and twee talk show appearances on Ellen. Full Story

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Slum Love at the Globes

January 14, 2013 22:40:48 Posted at January 14, 2013 22:40:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ David Livingston/ Getty

She had to bring him. She had to. She could not face the Afflecks alone. I don’t understand why. If I’m JLO, I’d face the Afflecks alone every.single.time. Especially in this dress. No, I don’t like this dress. In fact, I think it’s a gross dress -- much more typical of Zuhair Murad than Marion Cotillard’s last week Full Story

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Worst Swiss Dot: Rachel Weisz

January 14, 2013 20:10:33 Posted at January 14, 2013 20:10:33
Duana Posted by Duana
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

Look, I don’t want you to think I’m not in favour of change. I love change, and I loved the hint, last night, that the Golden Globes don’t have to be quite as formal all the time as the other shows. Shorter dresses said hello and all. Do you think, though, that this is how we should be going, Weisz? Do you think this is a good example of how to change things up? Miles of see-through Swiss-Dot? Who does this benefit? I mean, I suppose it means you’ve honed your thighs to be the same circumference all the way down, but it doesn’t make it a good look. Full Story

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Best Globe Win, Bad Dress: Jennifer Lawrence (guest appearance by Marion Cotillard!)

January 14, 2013 18:41:35 Posted at January 14, 2013 18:41:35
Duana Posted by Duana
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Jason Merritt/ ROBYN BECK/ Alexandra Wyman/ Getty

I don’t blame you, dude. I know you’re busy, you have a lot going on, and you have a whole lot of best-dressed lists to land on before February 24th. I don’t want you think I blame you. But what in the holy hell is up with wearing orange dresses on the carpet that haven’t been camera-tested? In photos, the dress comes off as something I can mostly only describe as burnt coral. Full Story

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Blush Dresses at the Globes: Amy Adams and Megan Fox

January 14, 2013 17:32:35 Posted at January 14, 2013 17:32:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Kevin Winter/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty

Is that what you call it? Blush? So much of it. Too much of it. And strapless. And all of a similar shape. Let’s start with Amy Adams who...I mean Duana and I hated it the minute we saw it. Look at the bottom. It’s sh-tting tulle. The dress is SH-ITTING tulle. Here it comes, you ready? It’s sh-tting tulle because. Full Story

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Best Globes Colour: Jessica Alba

January 14, 2013 17:01:02 Posted at January 14, 2013 17:01:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ Handout/ Alexandra Wyman/ Getty

Just the colour. Only the colour. Really great colour. The dress I could do without; it’s a Dior and I’m not sure why Dior failed so miserably last night (see also upcoming Jennifer Lawrence and Marion Cotillard). Also the goddamn fishtail. And ...is that a muppet or a clutch? Put Jessica Alba in the category too of people who were there but we don’t know why they were there. Full Story

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