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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

The baby of Out Of Sight & Transporter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2013 17:19:30 January 25, 2013 17:19:30
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This is what JLO called Parker on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart the other night. Out Of Sight is a great movie, maybe her best movie. Is Transporter Jason Statham’s best movie? I don’t know enough about Jason Statham movies to be able to decide what, exactly, she’s trying to say here. Full Story

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Globes Worst Dressed (Lainey Edition): Jessica Chastain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 23:25:16 January 14, 2013 23:25:16
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Jason Merritt/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Getty

Was Julianne Hough’s dress worse? Maybe. But Julianne Hough is not a Best Actress contender. The more important the player, the more egregious the fashion crime. That’s the trade-off for being in first place. Or in a tie for first place. Right now it’s Chastain vs Lawrence on February 24 (although I still think there’s a slim possibility they could split the vote and lose out to Naomi Watts; we’ll see how it plays out in the next few weeks). Full Story

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Globes Worst Dressed (Duana edition): Kristen Bell

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 23:18:04 January 14, 2013 23:18:04
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

I feel like I am running so much game for Kristen Bell and I am just getting sh-t in return. I talk about how smart and thoughtful her portrayal of Veronica Mars was, and people counter with how much time and attention she takes from other Craig Ferguson guests. Or I say she’s doing some interesting stuff on House Of Lies -- which by last night’s indication is being watched by only the Hollywood Foreign Press – and people counter with films like When In Rome and twee talk show appearances on Ellen. Full Story

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Slum Love at the Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 22:40:48 January 14, 2013 22:40:48
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Jason Merritt/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ David Livingston/ Getty

She had to bring him. She had to. She could not face the Afflecks alone. I don’t understand why. If I’m JLO, I’d face the Afflecks alone every.single.time. Especially in this dress. No, I don’t like this dress. In fact, I think it’s a gross dress -- much more typical of Zuhair Murad than Marion Cotillard’s last week Full Story

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Worst Swiss Dot: Rachel Weisz

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 20:10:33 January 14, 2013 20:10:33
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

Look, I don’t want you to think I’m not in favour of change. I love change, and I loved the hint, last night, that the Golden Globes don’t have to be quite as formal all the time as the other shows. Shorter dresses said hello and all. Do you think, though, that this is how we should be going, Weisz? Do you think this is a good example of how to change things up? Miles of see-through Swiss-Dot? Who does this benefit? I mean, I suppose it means you’ve honed your thighs to be the same circumference all the way down, but it doesn’t make it a good look. Full Story

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Best Globe Win, Bad Dress: Jennifer Lawrence (guest appearance by Marion Cotillard!)

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 18:41:35 January 14, 2013 18:41:35
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Jason Merritt/ ROBYN BECK/ Alexandra Wyman/ Getty

I don’t blame you, dude. I know you’re busy, you have a lot going on, and you have a whole lot of best-dressed lists to land on before February 24th. I don’t want you think I blame you. But what in the holy hell is up with wearing orange dresses on the carpet that haven’t been camera-tested? In photos, the dress comes off as something I can mostly only describe as burnt coral. Full Story

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Blush Dresses at the Globes: Amy Adams and Megan Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 17:32:35 January 14, 2013 17:32:35
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Jason Merritt/ Kevin Winter/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty

Is that what you call it? Blush? So much of it. Too much of it. And strapless. And all of a similar shape. Let’s start with Amy Adams who...I mean Duana and I hated it the minute we saw it. Look at the bottom. It’s sh-tting tulle. The dress is SH-ITTING tulle. Here it comes, you ready? It’s sh-tting tulle because. Full Story

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Best Globes Colour: Jessica Alba

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 17:01:02 January 14, 2013 17:01:02
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Jason Merritt/ Handout/ Alexandra Wyman/ Getty

Just the colour. Only the colour. Really great colour. The dress I could do without; it’s a Dior and I’m not sure why Dior failed so miserably last night (see also upcoming Jennifer Lawrence and Marion Cotillard). Also the goddamn fishtail. And ...is that a muppet or a clutch? Put Jessica Alba in the category too of people who were there but we don’t know why they were there. Full Story

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Worst Globes Hair: Kate Hudson and Amanda Seyfried

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 16:13:47 January 14, 2013 16:13:47
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Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

My dear women of Hollywood, You may find yourselves surprised to be getting this award, for each of you has long, beautiful flowing tresses that you’re known for. You may find me harsh in saying that you made a mistake with your hair, when you have long golden locks, and I have long struggling locks with a bump where I didn’t dry the crown completely enough. Full Story

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Globes Euro Trash: Halle Berry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 15:45:17 January 14, 2013 15:45:17
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Jason Merritt/ Alexandra Wyman/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Handout/ Getty

It’s now impossible to tell a Versace apart from a Cavalli. You know who this dress is for? This dress is for people who graduate in style from Ed Hardy. This dress is the natural progression. Why is Halle Berry dressing like she’s Christian Audigier’s wife? Check how it’s billowing on the right side of her chest, making it look like she’s swollen in one breast. Full Story

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Globes Worst Red: Zooey Deschanel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 14:38:39 January 14, 2013 14:38:39
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Jeff Vespa/ Jason Merritt/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Getty

There were so many red dresses at the Golden Globes I almost had a seizure. You know I hate a red dress. And I especially hate this one. Enough with the sweetheart neckline and the pearls and the cutesy lollipop hair and the F-CKING NAIL ART and my God, my God with those red satin platforms, my GOD. Full Story

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