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Katie’s on a losing streak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 21:19:37 January 30, 2013 21:19:37
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As you know, poor ticket sales forced the premature cancellation of Katie Holmes’s Dead Accounts on Broadway. It’s now also confirmed that Holmes & Yang, her fashion collection that debuted at NY Fashion Week in September, will not be shown at NY Fashion Week next month. No reason was given but, well, you remember what the first one looked like, non? Click here Full Story

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Annie’s speech problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2013 16:19:48 January 28, 2013 16:19:48
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Anne Hathaway’s speeches always start out good. Remember the Globes? And her tribute to Sally Field? That was good. Last night too. Last night she started out strong. She talked about her SAG membership, she expressed her love for her community. And if she had stopped there, we’d be cool. Full Story

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This was not the worst

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2013 16:00:40 January 28, 2013 16:00:40
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It was a pretty boring carpet on style, right? So how could January Jones be the worst? Not with that bitch-face. (Did you see her stalk in like she was ready to have words?) Not with this hair. You might not like it, or the dress, but at least it gave you a reaction. At least it gave you some thrill. Full Story

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The baby of Out Of Sight & Transporter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2013 17:19:30 January 25, 2013 17:19:30
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This is what JLO called Parker on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart the other night. Out Of Sight is a great movie, maybe her best movie. Is Transporter Jason Statham’s best movie? I don’t know enough about Jason Statham movies to be able to decide what, exactly, she’s trying to say here. Full Story

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Globes Worst Dressed (Lainey Edition): Jessica Chastain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 23:25:16 January 14, 2013 23:25:16
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Was Julianne Hough’s dress worse? Maybe. But Julianne Hough is not a Best Actress contender. The more important the player, the more egregious the fashion crime. That’s the trade-off for being in first place. Or in a tie for first place. Right now it’s Chastain vs Lawrence on February 24 (although I still think there’s a slim possibility they could split the vote and lose out to Naomi Watts; we’ll see how it plays out in the next few weeks). Full Story

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Globes Worst Dressed (Duana edition): Kristen Bell

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 23:18:04 January 14, 2013 23:18:04
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I feel like I am running so much game for Kristen Bell and I am just getting sh-t in return. I talk about how smart and thoughtful her portrayal of Veronica Mars was, and people counter with how much time and attention she takes from other Craig Ferguson guests. Or I say she’s doing some interesting stuff on House Of Lies -- which by last night’s indication is being watched by only the Hollywood Foreign Press – and people counter with films like When In Rome and twee talk show appearances on Ellen. Full Story

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Slum Love at the Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 22:40:48 January 14, 2013 22:40:48
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She had to bring him. She had to. She could not face the Afflecks alone. I don’t understand why. If I’m JLO, I’d face the Afflecks alone every.single.time. Especially in this dress. No, I don’t like this dress. In fact, I think it’s a gross dress -- much more typical of Zuhair Murad than Marion Cotillard’s last week Full Story

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Worst Swiss Dot: Rachel Weisz

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 20:10:33 January 14, 2013 20:10:33
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Look, I don’t want you to think I’m not in favour of change. I love change, and I loved the hint, last night, that the Golden Globes don’t have to be quite as formal all the time as the other shows. Shorter dresses said hello and all. Do you think, though, that this is how we should be going, Weisz? Do you think this is a good example of how to change things up? Miles of see-through Swiss-Dot? Who does this benefit? I mean, I suppose it means you’ve honed your thighs to be the same circumference all the way down, but it doesn’t make it a good look. Full Story

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Best Globe Win, Bad Dress: Jennifer Lawrence (guest appearance by Marion Cotillard!)

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 18:41:35 January 14, 2013 18:41:35
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Jason Merritt/ ROBYN BECK/ Alexandra Wyman/ Getty

I don’t blame you, dude. I know you’re busy, you have a lot going on, and you have a whole lot of best-dressed lists to land on before February 24th. I don’t want you think I blame you. But what in the holy hell is up with wearing orange dresses on the carpet that haven’t been camera-tested? In photos, the dress comes off as something I can mostly only describe as burnt coral. Full Story

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