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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Gwyneth sells her body by Tracy Anderson

December 11, 2012 17:26:31 Posted at December 11, 2012 17:26:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow’s body was produced by her trainer, friend, and business partner, Tracy Anderson. Anderson’s Method has been on sale for a while now, promising a body like G’s and now she’s come out with The Pregnancy Project so that a few weeks after you have your baby, you can get back into size 2 jeans. Full Story

The Annual Diddy Ugly Shirt

December 6, 2012 22:02:41 Posted at December 6, 2012 22:02:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

What is it about Art Basel in Miami that brings this sh-t out in Diddy? Click here to see what it was like last year. ??????????????????????????? And now this. Look at this. This heinous thing. Gucci should be ashamed of this. Or maybe Gucci should stop selling their sh-t to him because when he puts it on, we all lose. Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake gives up the fringe

December 6, 2012 17:08:33 Posted at December 6, 2012 17:08:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Andrew H. Walker/ Getty

At least for a night. And God, it makes all the difference. Her face, you can actually SEE her face. And it’s a really, really pretty face. And they did a great job with the makeup, now that they have something to work with, now that her hair is styled without that goddamn fringe. It’s really too bad about her dress. Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake’s two dresses

November 21, 2012 22:01:23 Posted at November 21, 2012 22:01:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Christopher Polk/ Getty

Mrs Timberlake wore black Gucci with side ruffles to the Hitchcock premiere in LA last night. The dress is from the SS 2013 collection. Click here to see. On Diane Kruger? Sure. On Justin Timberlake’s wife? It’s a miss, right? On the runway the flaps are able to move. Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake’s married style and privacy woes

November 19, 2012 16:03:41 Posted at November 19, 2012 16:03:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Neilson Barnard/ Getty

Look at how Helen Mirren outclasses everyone on this carpet, as it should be. Anyway, Jessica Biel is married now so... I guess that’s why she’s dressing like she’s 50. Compare what she looks like with Scarlett Johannson, age 27. Scarlett is exactly 27, if not even more youthful. Full Story

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Taylor + Harry = Good For Gossip

November 19, 2012 14:55:20 Posted at November 19, 2012 14:55:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash, Jason Merritt/ Getty

Click here if you missed Friday’s article about Taylor Swift hooking up with Harry Styles. At this writing, Taylor is trending on Twitter worldwide, not because of the AMAs but as a result of how 1D fans are reacting to her situation with Harry. Full Story

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Twilight’s last carpet

November 16, 2012 21:36:34 Posted at November 16, 2012 21:36:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Twilight 5 is expected to earn between $140 - $160 million this weekend. So if you want to see Bond, do you look for it at a community theatre as opposed to heading to the super cinemas where Twi-Hards will have taken over? Click here Full Story

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JLo Bella Swan

November 14, 2012 22:44:00 Posted at November 14, 2012 22:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tim Whitby /Getty, Reimschuessel /Splash News, WENN

Taking style risks is one thing, and although many people hated her sheer dress choice the other day at the LA premiere of Twilight 5, it was fitted to her body type and there was just enough edge and cool to make it a Kristen Stewart fashionable moment. This however... Here’s Stewart in London once again in Zuhair Murad with a sudden case of the JLOs. Full Story

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GOOP’s 200th and her ugly shoes

November 8, 2012 20:59:55 Posted at November 8, 2012 20:59:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dave M. Benett/ Getty, INF

Foot dusters. I hate them. They remind me of those pink ruffled feather Christian Louboutins Carrie Bradshaw wore on the episode of Sex And The City when Miranda went into labour. That was, like, 10 years ago, wasn’t it? What is my G thinking??? Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow in London last night at the Gambit after-party to support her BFF Cameron Diaz even though there are no pictures of them together. Full Story

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Mad Max Zoolander now comes with a cape

November 8, 2012 14:29:16 Posted at November 8, 2012 14:29:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Theo Wargo/Getty

Robert Pattinson’s L’Uomo Vogue shoot last week - click here if you missed the initial article. Now two more images have been released and this time, Jesus, Pattinson’s Mad Max Zoolander is wearing a Zorro cape. As you can see, he doesn’t know what to do with himself. Full Story

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Granny Doolittle

November 5, 2012 21:46:15 Posted at November 5, 2012 21:46:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Don Arnold/ Mark Metcalfe/ Getty

Nicole Kidman showed up at Derby Day in Melbourne in a My Fair Lady dress by L’Wren Scott that was inspired by Audrey Hepburn. Theory: it’s impossible to look youthful in race spectator clothing, isn’t it? It’s not exactly the freshest aesthetic. Putting granny in granny gear was an ill-advised move. Full Story

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