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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Blush Dresses at the Globes: Amy Adams and Megan Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 17:32:35 January 14, 2013 17:32:35
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Jason Merritt/ Kevin Winter/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty

Is that what you call it? Blush? So much of it. Too much of it. And strapless. And all of a similar shape. Let’s start with Amy Adams who...I mean Duana and I hated it the minute we saw it. Look at the bottom. It’s sh-tting tulle. The dress is SH-ITTING tulle. Here it comes, you ready? It’s sh-tting tulle because. Full Story

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Best Globes Colour: Jessica Alba

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 17:01:02 January 14, 2013 17:01:02
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Jason Merritt/ Handout/ Alexandra Wyman/ Getty

Just the colour. Only the colour. Really great colour. The dress I could do without; it’s a Dior and I’m not sure why Dior failed so miserably last night (see also upcoming Jennifer Lawrence and Marion Cotillard). Also the goddamn fishtail. And ...is that a muppet or a clutch? Put Jessica Alba in the category too of people who were there but we don’t know why they were there. Full Story

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Worst Globes Hair: Kate Hudson and Amanda Seyfried

Duana Posted by Duana at January 14, 2013 16:13:47 January 14, 2013 16:13:47
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Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

My dear women of Hollywood, You may find yourselves surprised to be getting this award, for each of you has long, beautiful flowing tresses that you’re known for. You may find me harsh in saying that you made a mistake with your hair, when you have long golden locks, and I have long struggling locks with a bump where I didn’t dry the crown completely enough. Full Story

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Globes Euro Trash: Halle Berry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 15:45:17 January 14, 2013 15:45:17
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Jason Merritt/ Alexandra Wyman/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Handout/ Getty

It’s now impossible to tell a Versace apart from a Cavalli. You know who this dress is for? This dress is for people who graduate in style from Ed Hardy. This dress is the natural progression. Why is Halle Berry dressing like she’s Christian Audigier’s wife? Check how it’s billowing on the right side of her chest, making it look like she’s swollen in one breast. Full Story

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Globes Worst Red: Zooey Deschanel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 14:38:39 January 14, 2013 14:38:39
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Jeff Vespa/ Jason Merritt/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Getty

There were so many red dresses at the Golden Globes I almost had a seizure. You know I hate a red dress. And I especially hate this one. Enough with the sweetheart neckline and the pearls and the cutesy lollipop hair and the F-CKING NAIL ART and my God, my God with those red satin platforms, my GOD. Full Story

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Marion & Hushpuppy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2013 18:48:04 January 11, 2013 18:48:04
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FameFlynet, FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Kevin Winter/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

You know I love Hushpuppy. I've been writing about Beasts Of The Southern Wild for months. It totally deserved to be included in the Best Picture category. Dwight Henry should have been nominated for Best Supporting Actor. But as much as I enjoyed her, I don't know if 9 year old Quvenzhane Wallis is one of the 5 Best Actresses, and over Marion Cotillard in Rust & Bone? I can't. Full Story

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Gina & Henry’s first carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2013 15:43:51 January 11, 2013 15:43:51
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Larry Busacca/ Christopher Polk/ AFP/ Getty

As a couple! I reported the other day they were dating -- click here for a refresher. Didn’t expect to see them together on a carpet so soon. But she was nominated for a Critics’ Choice Award last night in Haywire and, well, he came along as her date and presented an award. Full Story

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KATEPEDIA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2013 15:57:23 January 7, 2013 15:57:23

If you’re into the royal porn, you’ll be all over the new issue of British Vogue, out Thursday, featuring KATEPEDIA, an analysis of Katy Cambridge’s style...as they repeatedly and almost exclusively call her “Kate” through the article which, I mean it must make her crazy, non? “Catherine” just won’t. Full Story

Chloe Sevigny’s New York

Dean Posted by Dean at January 4, 2013 16:05:10 January 4, 2013 16:05:10
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Splash

It’s so exciting to be at the very start of a new year, full of possibility, opportunity, fresh starts, etc. Still …isn’t it comforting to know that, while time may pass, Chloe Sevigny remains unchanged? That she’ll continue to prowl the streets of New York dressed like a human slipper/sock? That she’ll still appear completely miserable as she skulks out of luxury boutiques in Soho, even while draped in the pelts of the cast of Monsters, Inc. Full Story

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New Year, new jeans?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2013 14:32:02 January 2, 2013 14:32:02
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FameFlynet, INF

Is Justin Theroux wearing a new pair of douchey (and darker) cut off jean shorts on holiday in Cabo, and was it just in time for NYE? No. Those are just his long jeans. And denim, in varying lengths, I suppose, is his only bright sun option, the only below-waist option for true artists and badasses. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston is marrying That Guy at the beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 27, 2012 15:55:31 December 27, 2012 15:55:31
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Clasos.com /Splash News, FAMEFLYNET

He’s all tats and leather, right? So New York cool on his motorbike, arty for life, so much so that a proper pair of board shorts, while on holiday in Mexico, would be a character violation... Check out Justin Theroux’s preferred swimwear in Cabo with Jennifer Aniston -- cut off jean shorts, in black, OF COURSE, with a leather belt, perfect for sunbathing, and a pageboy cap, because his head must not be hot enough. Full Story

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