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It can't be worse than this, right?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2012 15:58:36 October 18, 2012 15:58:36
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Blake's wedding Marchesa will be revealed in Martha Stewart Weddings in the December issue which means we'll see it next month. SO excited. And nervous. I mean, Blake and Marchesa have brought us some f-cked up shit. Now imagine all that possibility exponentially increased in white and lace and accompanied by marriage vows. Full Story

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Katie Holmes: artist seeking artist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2012 15:22:54 October 16, 2012 15:22:54
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Christopher Peterson/ Doug Meszler/ Splash

Katie Holmes is supposedly done with actors. According to Radar, even though she’s pretty much exclusively dated actors, Katie’s sworn them off now and apparently wants to hook up with an artist. God I wonder what a morning pitch meeting at Radar looks like? And whether or not it resembles a writers’ room. Full Story

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Blake’s ring and wrinkles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2012 16:43:28 October 10, 2012 16:43:28
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Wenn, Jackson Lee /Splash

So I watched the season premiere of Gossip Girl the other night. It’s only 10 episodes. I’ve decided to finish it off. Blake Lively’s Serena VDW doesn’t appear until midway through the hour wearing a yellow and white long dress cut low and, frankly, I could focus on nothing but her cleavage. Full Story

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Ben, Jen, and George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2012 14:33:43 October 5, 2012 14:33:43
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Jason Merritt /Eric Charbonneau /Kevin Winter /Getty Images

Ben Affleck let us see him kiss his wife on a red carpet last night. It must be Oscar time. And they say he’s good for several nominations. With a lot of studio money behind him, at this point it’s almost a guarantee. I mean, Ben would have to f-ck up hard to not be at the Dolby in February, especially with Jennifer Garner playing Michelle Obama at his side. Full Story

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I’ve had enough of your love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2012 20:16:21 October 1, 2012 20:16:21
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Here’s what I wrote on July 12, 2012 about the GOOP site redesign: “I have no strong feelings either way except to say it feels very Anthropologie which I’ve tried so hard to like over the years but have recently decided to stop forcing it; I’ll never get off my vintage bike and walk through the tall grass with my eyes closed and the sun on my face, you know?” This is Taylor Swift in Paris shooting her new video. Full Story

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KStew & Pippa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2012 16:54:12 September 28, 2012 16:54:12
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WHAT? Kristen Stewart is now the UK’s “most searched celebrity style icon”. Fine. But who did she replace? Pippa Middleton. STYLE ICON??? Here’s Pippa today in London and it’s fine, I guess, until the way too obvious green bag. Jacek said to me today, “How much older than Kate Middleton is Pippa?” She’s YOUNGER, I shouted. Full Story

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Best & Worst at the Emmys: Julianne Moore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2012 18:28:13 September 24, 2012 18:28:13
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Wenn, Kevork Djansezian/ Kevin Winter/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty

She is Duana’s best. And my worst. I want to cry over this, that she could be my worst. Because finally, FINALLY, Julianne Moore wins...and she’s wearing... well... let’s get into it then. Duana first: DUANA It was still my best of the night – and I just want to make the distinction here between “best” and “perfect”. Full Story

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Best Emmy Tolerance: Connie Britton with Hayden Panettiere

Duana Posted by Duana at September 24, 2012 17:00:30 September 24, 2012 17:00:30
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Kevin Winter/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Here’s what kills me about awards shows – the stars actually get to be responsible for their own appearances. They spend their workdays being manicured and groomed within an inch of their lives – I have seen wardrobe people adjust actresses’ camel toes – but on a big night like this, they indulge their own tastes, and I just picture the costume designers of the shows at home, watching the carpet, and screaming as their carefully constructed image is decimated in seconds. Full Story

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Emmy Underwhelming: Michelle Dockery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2012 15:24:46 September 24, 2012 15:24:46
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Kevork Djansezian/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty

The lady needs a steamer. It would be hard to say no to a Louis Vuitton, I get it. Especially since the last collection (click here to see) seemed so heavily influenced by Downton Abbey. And maybe Michelle Dockery is still too new at the game to be assertive in these matters. Full Story

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