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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Granny Doolittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2012 21:46:15 November 5, 2012 21:46:15
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Don Arnold/ Mark Metcalfe/ Getty

Nicole Kidman showed up at Derby Day in Melbourne in a My Fair Lady dress by L’Wren Scott that was inspired by Audrey Hepburn. Theory: it’s impossible to look youthful in race spectator clothing, isn’t it? It’s not exactly the freshest aesthetic. Putting granny in granny gear was an ill-advised move. Full Story

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Country Bitch can’t win

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2012 14:14:35 November 2, 2012 14:14:35
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Jason Kempin/Getty

Duana sent me a note this morning: “You really have to give it up for American Idol though, right? Early on?” Totally. Kelly Clarkson is SO good. Jennifer Hudson too. And Carrie Underwood is a star. She can’t dress for sh-t but she is a star. (Do the male Idol winners have a harder time) And she used to be the biggest star, didn’t she? When Faith Hill may or may not have lost her sh-t after she lost Female Vocalist to Carrie a few years ago. Full Story

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Johnny and the scarves at Elton’s party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2012 15:15:31 October 26, 2012 15:15:31
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Splash

Elton John threw a big party to celebrate husband David Furnish’s 50th birthday last night in LA. Johnny Depp showed up. And can you believe it? I think he maybe only wore 2 scarves. Just 2 and not 5! Still, definitely 5 necklaces. And an assortment of rings. But no waist chains. Which is a bonus. Full Story

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Taylor Swift: Conor & kitten heels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2012 17:58:13 October 25, 2012 17:58:13
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WENN

US Weekly is reporting that Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy are over. That it ended without drama. Because he’s in school and she’s promoting a new album around the world and it was too hard to be together... What? But love conquers all! Well, not when there’s an 18 year old boy involved who has. Full Story

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George Clooney and Stacy’s crowd

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2012 16:36:52 October 22, 2012 16:36:52
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Wenn, Christopher Polk/ Getty

Stacy Keibler accompanied George Clooney to the Carousel Ball of Hope the other night. Or maybe I should say that George Clooney accompanied Stacy Keibler. Because... well... here are some of the other people at the event: Joan Van Ark Charlene Tilton Jason Davis Nicollette Sheridan Jennie Garth Nicky Hilton Julianne Hough Carmen Electra Cheryl Burke I mean. Full Story

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It can't be worse than this, right?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2012 15:58:36 October 18, 2012 15:58:36
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FameFlynet

Blake's wedding Marchesa will be revealed in Martha Stewart Weddings in the December issue which means we'll see it next month. SO excited. And nervous. I mean, Blake and Marchesa have brought us some f-cked up shit. Now imagine all that possibility exponentially increased in white and lace and accompanied by marriage vows. Full Story

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Katie Holmes: artist seeking artist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2012 15:22:54 October 16, 2012 15:22:54
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Christopher Peterson/ Doug Meszler/ Splash

Katie Holmes is supposedly done with actors. According to Radar, even though she’s pretty much exclusively dated actors, Katie’s sworn them off now and apparently wants to hook up with an artist. God I wonder what a morning pitch meeting at Radar looks like? And whether or not it resembles a writers’ room. Full Story

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Blake’s ring and wrinkles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2012 16:43:28 October 10, 2012 16:43:28
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Wenn, Jackson Lee /Splash

So I watched the season premiere of Gossip Girl the other night. It’s only 10 episodes. I’ve decided to finish it off. Blake Lively’s Serena VDW doesn’t appear until midway through the hour wearing a yellow and white long dress cut low and, frankly, I could focus on nothing but her cleavage. Full Story

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Ben, Jen, and George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2012 14:33:43 October 5, 2012 14:33:43
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Jason Merritt /Eric Charbonneau /Kevin Winter /Getty Images

Ben Affleck let us see him kiss his wife on a red carpet last night. It must be Oscar time. And they say he’s good for several nominations. With a lot of studio money behind him, at this point it’s almost a guarantee. I mean, Ben would have to f-ck up hard to not be at the Dolby in February, especially with Jennifer Garner playing Michelle Obama at his side. Full Story

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I’ve had enough of your love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2012 20:16:21 October 1, 2012 20:16:21
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Splash

Here’s what I wrote on July 12, 2012 about the GOOP site redesign: “I have no strong feelings either way except to say it feels very Anthropologie which I’ve tried so hard to like over the years but have recently decided to stop forcing it; I’ll never get off my vintage bike and walk through the tall grass with my eyes closed and the sun on my face, you know?” This is Taylor Swift in Paris shooting her new video. Full Story

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