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Best Emmy Tolerance: Connie Britton with Hayden Panettiere

September 24, 2012 17:00:30 Posted at September 24, 2012 17:00:30
Duana Posted by Duana
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Kevin Winter/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Here’s what kills me about awards shows – the stars actually get to be responsible for their own appearances. They spend their workdays being manicured and groomed within an inch of their lives – I have seen wardrobe people adjust actresses’ camel toes – but on a big night like this, they indulge their own tastes, and I just picture the costume designers of the shows at home, watching the carpet, and screaming as their carefully constructed image is decimated in seconds. Full Story

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Emmy Underwhelming: Michelle Dockery

September 24, 2012 15:24:46 Posted at September 24, 2012 15:24:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevork Djansezian/ ROBYN BECK/ Getty

The lady needs a steamer. It would be hard to say no to a Louis Vuitton, I get it. Especially since the last collection (click here to see) seemed so heavily influenced by Downton Abbey. And maybe Michelle Dockery is still too new at the game to be assertive in these matters. Full Story

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Worst Emmy Shut-Out: Lena Dunham & Girls

September 24, 2012 13:18:21 Posted at September 24, 2012 13:18:21
Duana Posted by Duana
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Wenn, Frazer Harrison/ Getty

I liked Lena Dunham’s new haircut a lot more than I thought I did, didn’t you? I did think, though, that it looked a lot better in the nominee packs than it did on the carpet. The dress, on the other hand, not so much. The best word I can think of to describe it is “sedate”, which just doesn’t seem to fit for the woman who opened the show naked with a birthday cake. Full Story

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The Emmys 2012

September 24, 2012 12:40:43 Posted at September 24, 2012 12:40:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Kevork Djansezian/ Getty

Duana’s coming in later with some thoughts on the industry significance of the Emmy Awards. I’m here with the superficial. Like what they wore and why people in television insist on dressing themselves as second class citizens. The Emmys have the advantage of not being placed around any other awards shows; they’re not jammed together with the Golden Globes, the SAGs, the Critics’ Choice, the Grammys, and, of course the Oscars. Full Story

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Karl takes it back...but not really

September 19, 2012 17:44:14 Posted at September 19, 2012 17:44:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer-Griffin

Karl Lagerfeld spoke to the Sun in the UK a few weeks ago and had this to say about Pippa Middleton: “Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don't like the sister's face. Full Story

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The first Holmes & Yang

September 12, 2012 18:52:06 Posted at September 12, 2012 18:52:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Mazur/ Getty

First of all, there was only one photographer allowed in to shoot this collection. Which means they’re exclusive, these pictures. Which means I had to pay a lot extra for them. So I’m zooming in as much as I can to give you as many close ups and angles as possible because I could only afford so many. Full Story

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The Cambridges’ second tour

September 11, 2012 14:45:15 Posted at September 11, 2012 14:45:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chris McGrath/ Pool/ Getty

Prince William and his Catherine were in Singapore today, the first stop on their 9 day tour of South East Asia and the South Pacific. I really hate the middle aged way she wears her hair sometimes. Like in the afternoon, swept back on both sides and secured with those mini clips, she looks like she’s at least a decade older if not more. Full Story

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Johnny Depp at TIFF 2012

September 10, 2012 19:53:12 Posted at September 10, 2012 19:53:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Jason Merritt/Getty

Winona Ryder was in our etalk lounge today. It’s impossible how beautiful she is. Like, you can’t even imagine how much more beautiful in person. Anyway, as far as I know, the conjuring hasn’t worked yet. Winona’s premiere is tonight. Johnny was here for the documentary West Of Memphis on Saturday. Full Story

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Ready to praise Porny?

September 10, 2012 18:14:54 Posted at September 10, 2012 18:14:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Jessica Simpson flew from LA to NYC this weekend in advance of her big interview with Katie Couric during which she will tell you, having been paid $4 million by Weight Watchers, how hard it was to lose the baby weight and how her struggle is so relatable. Then you are supposed to be inspired. Because Jessica Simpson will have done something so heroic. Full Story

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