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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Ready to praise Porny?

September 10, 2012 18:14:54 Posted at September 10, 2012 18:14:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Jessica Simpson flew from LA to NYC this weekend in advance of her big interview with Katie Couric during which she will tell you, having been paid $4 million by Weight Watchers, how hard it was to lose the baby weight and how her struggle is so relatable. Then you are supposed to be inspired. Because Jessica Simpson will have done something so heroic. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper’s Hangovers or Megan Lochte?

August 27, 2012 14:47:38 Posted at August 27, 2012 14:47:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Harold David S./Splash

Please click here if you missed the original post on Bradley Cooper movies that sh-t on Asians and Megan Lochte’s racist “comedy sketch”. That, by the way, was her explanation for it -- that she was playing a character and that the “performance” was meant to highlight prejudice. Full Story

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Fashion Katie in the tents

August 23, 2012 20:00:20 Posted at August 23, 2012 20:00:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

I can’t wait for this. Katie Holmes will present Holmes & Yang for the first time at NY Fashion Week. According to Page Six the collection will be shown in the tents and that’s supposed to be a big ass deal. Like she means to be some kind of fashion player now. Full Story

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For your lunch

August 22, 2012 18:28:09 Posted at August 22, 2012 18:28:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

In case the Avril/Chad engagement didn’t do it for you... Not sure why I’ve decided to gross you out as much as possible today but that’s where we’re at so, hey, here’s Billy Bob Thornton in West Hollywood last night wearing, I dunno, patchwork jeans (?), some sexy ass boots, and of course a partial armpit on his chin. Full Story

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Pose Hard As A Couple

August 20, 2012 13:50:17 Posted at August 20, 2012 13:50:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Jason Merritt/ Christopher Polk/ Getty

Lea Michele and Cory Monteith worked the carpet together at the Do Something Awards last night. As you can see, they’re playing the “let me look up at you adoringly” pose. And the “whisper something funny, our inside joke, and we can laugh together” one. But while Lea’s found a willing partner in the game, her dress, unfortunately, is a total bust. Full Story

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An off-white problem from head to toe

August 16, 2012 14:53:23 Posted at August 16, 2012 14:53:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer, Gotcha Images/Splash

This is just so spectacularly bad I had to put it on the main page instead of LifeStyle... Check out Jessica Biel today in London promoting Total Recall in an off-white head to toe situation that, well, do you think it’s doing anything for her? An idea on a runway or in a magazine on a fashion model bent strategically in place to find the only flattering angles is one thing. Full Story

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The Kitten Heel Controversy

August 15, 2012 18:30:24 Posted at August 15, 2012 18:30:24
Duana Posted by Duana
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Fame/Flynet

(Lainey: I was shouted at yesterday by tall people in response to this article about Nicole Kidman’s f-cking kitten heels -- I am not qualified to hate them because I am short. Duana is 5 ft 9. She’s previously written about height in a popular article from last year that you can access here Full Story

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While you look at her hand...

August 14, 2012 18:36:48 Posted at August 14, 2012 18:36:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

On her stomach, because somehow that’s a reliable pregnancy detector, my eyes are drawn to her feet. Because... Is that a F-CKING KITTEN HEEL??? This is Nicole Kidman in Paris the other day after a photo shoot. She was in London for the Games with Omega. According to Australian real estate sources, she’s expanding her penthouse there - click here Full Story

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The Young Bride

August 7, 2012 15:18:59 Posted at August 7, 2012 15:18:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

It’s one of my favourite Hollwood Sliding Doors stories: Natalie Portman was supposed to play Juliet in Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo + Juliet. They wanted her badly. The problem: she looked much, much too young. So young that in the test footage, it was “obscene”, is the way Luhrmann described it. Full Story

Ryan Gosling: strictly v-neck

August 6, 2012 15:11:01 Posted at August 6, 2012 15:11:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Colin Farrell is strictly v-neck. And now... I think Ryan Gosling might be too. Here’s Ryan at JFK airport this weekend after arriving from New Orleans in a striped v-neck. Reminds me of that Saturday Night Live digital short from last year featuring Ben Stiller and Andy Samberg. The point is. Full Story

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Jessica Biel’s Total New York Recall

August 3, 2012 16:16:05 Posted at August 3, 2012 16:16:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, PPNY/GSNY/Splash

Of the three names in the movie, Jessica Biel was the only one who showed last night at the New York premiere of Total Recall. Strange. Especially Colin Farrell’s absence. He’s the main dude. So it was on Shelfy then to carry the NYC load. Here she is in white lace with something terribly unfortunate around her arms last night at the screening and a business office dress for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and then this morning, as usual much better when she’s casual, in all orange with a pair of really cute oxfords. Full Story

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