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Worst Emmy Shut-Out: Lena Dunham & Girls

Duana Posted by Duana at September 24, 2012 13:18:21 September 24, 2012 13:18:21
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Wenn, Frazer Harrison/ Getty

I liked Lena Dunham’s new haircut a lot more than I thought I did, didn’t you? I did think, though, that it looked a lot better in the nominee packs than it did on the carpet. The dress, on the other hand, not so much. The best word I can think of to describe it is “sedate”, which just doesn’t seem to fit for the woman who opened the show naked with a birthday cake. Full Story

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The Emmys 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2012 12:40:43 September 24, 2012 12:40:43
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Kevin Winter/ Kevork Djansezian/ Getty

Duana’s coming in later with some thoughts on the industry significance of the Emmy Awards. I’m here with the superficial. Like what they wore and why people in television insist on dressing themselves as second class citizens. The Emmys have the advantage of not being placed around any other awards shows; they’re not jammed together with the Golden Globes, the SAGs, the Critics’ Choice, the Grammys, and, of course the Oscars. Full Story

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Karl takes it back...but not really

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2012 17:44:14 September 19, 2012 17:44:14
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Bauer-Griffin

Karl Lagerfeld spoke to the Sun in the UK a few weeks ago and had this to say about Pippa Middleton: “Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don't like the sister's face. Full Story

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The first Holmes & Yang

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2012 18:52:06 September 12, 2012 18:52:06
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Kevin Mazur/ Getty

First of all, there was only one photographer allowed in to shoot this collection. Which means they’re exclusive, these pictures. Which means I had to pay a lot extra for them. So I’m zooming in as much as I can to give you as many close ups and angles as possible because I could only afford so many. Full Story

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The Cambridges’ second tour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 11, 2012 14:45:15 September 11, 2012 14:45:15
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Chris McGrath/ Pool/ Getty

Prince William and his Catherine were in Singapore today, the first stop on their 9 day tour of South East Asia and the South Pacific. I really hate the middle aged way she wears her hair sometimes. Like in the afternoon, swept back on both sides and secured with those mini clips, she looks like she’s at least a decade older if not more. Full Story

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Johnny Depp at TIFF 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2012 19:53:12 September 10, 2012 19:53:12
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Wenn, Jason Merritt/Getty

Winona Ryder was in our etalk lounge today. It’s impossible how beautiful she is. Like, you can’t even imagine how much more beautiful in person. Anyway, as far as I know, the conjuring hasn’t worked yet. Winona’s premiere is tonight. Johnny was here for the documentary West Of Memphis on Saturday. Full Story

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Ready to praise Porny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2012 18:14:54 September 10, 2012 18:14:54
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FameFlynet

Jessica Simpson flew from LA to NYC this weekend in advance of her big interview with Katie Couric during which she will tell you, having been paid $4 million by Weight Watchers, how hard it was to lose the baby weight and how her struggle is so relatable. Then you are supposed to be inspired. Because Jessica Simpson will have done something so heroic. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper’s Hangovers or Megan Lochte?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2012 14:47:38 August 27, 2012 14:47:38
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Harold David S./Splash

Please click here if you missed the original post on Bradley Cooper movies that sh-t on Asians and Megan Lochte’s racist “comedy sketch”. That, by the way, was her explanation for it -- that she was playing a character and that the “performance” was meant to highlight prejudice. Full Story

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Fashion Katie in the tents

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2012 20:00:20 August 23, 2012 20:00:20
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Splash

I can’t wait for this. Katie Holmes will present Holmes & Yang for the first time at NY Fashion Week. According to Page Six the collection will be shown in the tents and that’s supposed to be a big ass deal. Like she means to be some kind of fashion player now. Full Story

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For your lunch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2012 18:28:09 August 22, 2012 18:28:09
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Fame/Flynet

In case the Avril/Chad engagement didn’t do it for you... Not sure why I’ve decided to gross you out as much as possible today but that’s where we’re at so, hey, here’s Billy Bob Thornton in West Hollywood last night wearing, I dunno, patchwork jeans (?), some sexy ass boots, and of course a partial armpit on his chin. Full Story

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