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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Pose Hard As A Couple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2012 13:50:17 August 20, 2012 13:50:17
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Jason Merritt/ Christopher Polk/ Getty

Lea Michele and Cory Monteith worked the carpet together at the Do Something Awards last night. As you can see, they’re playing the “let me look up at you adoringly” pose. And the “whisper something funny, our inside joke, and we can laugh together” one. But while Lea’s found a willing partner in the game, her dress, unfortunately, is a total bust. Full Story

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An off-white problem from head to toe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2012 14:53:23 August 16, 2012 14:53:23
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Bauer, Gotcha Images/Splash

This is just so spectacularly bad I had to put it on the main page instead of LifeStyle... Check out Jessica Biel today in London promoting Total Recall in an off-white head to toe situation that, well, do you think it’s doing anything for her? An idea on a runway or in a magazine on a fashion model bent strategically in place to find the only flattering angles is one thing. Full Story

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The Kitten Heel Controversy

Duana Posted by Duana at August 15, 2012 18:30:24 August 15, 2012 18:30:24
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Fame/Flynet

(Lainey: I was shouted at yesterday by tall people in response to this article about Nicole Kidman’s f-cking kitten heels -- I am not qualified to hate them because I am short. Duana is 5 ft 9. She’s previously written about height in a popular article from last year that you can access here Full Story

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While you look at her hand...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2012 18:36:48 August 14, 2012 18:36:48
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Fame/Flynet

On her stomach, because somehow that’s a reliable pregnancy detector, my eyes are drawn to her feet. Because... Is that a F-CKING KITTEN HEEL??? This is Nicole Kidman in Paris the other day after a photo shoot. She was in London for the Games with Omega. According to Australian real estate sources, she’s expanding her penthouse there - click here Full Story

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The Young Bride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2012 15:18:59 August 7, 2012 15:18:59
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Fame/Flynet

It’s one of my favourite Hollwood Sliding Doors stories: Natalie Portman was supposed to play Juliet in Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo + Juliet. They wanted her badly. The problem: she looked much, much too young. So young that in the test footage, it was “obscene”, is the way Luhrmann described it. Full Story

Ryan Gosling: strictly v-neck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2012 15:11:01 August 6, 2012 15:11:01
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FameFlynet

Colin Farrell is strictly v-neck. And now... I think Ryan Gosling might be too. Here’s Ryan at JFK airport this weekend after arriving from New Orleans in a striped v-neck. Reminds me of that Saturday Night Live digital short from last year featuring Ben Stiller and Andy Samberg. The point is. Full Story

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Jessica Biel’s Total New York Recall

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2012 16:16:05 August 3, 2012 16:16:05
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Wenn, PPNY/GSNY/Splash

Of the three names in the movie, Jessica Biel was the only one who showed last night at the New York premiere of Total Recall. Strange. Especially Colin Farrell’s absence. He’s the main dude. So it was on Shelfy then to carry the NYC load. Here she is in white lace with something terribly unfortunate around her arms last night at the screening and a business office dress for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and then this morning, as usual much better when she’s casual, in all orange with a pair of really cute oxfords. Full Story

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The Jessica that Jessica wants to be

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2012 16:31:02 August 2, 2012 16:31:02
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Wenn, Frazer Harrison/Kevin Winter/Getty

Here’s Jessica Biel last night at the premiere of Total Recall. It’s what I call aspirational dressing. And, curiously, her sartorial approach mirrors her professional one. The Jessica that Jessica wants to be and the Jessica that Jessica actually is, they are not the same. What you see here, this dress and the shoes and the accessories, while certainly a beautiful idea, it’s not the right idea for Jessica Biel. Full Story

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Is that you, Joey Potter?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2012 15:28:33 July 24, 2012 15:28:33

Check out Katie Holmes with her hair up in this purple dress for C Magazine. First of all, that’s an updo from 2002. But also... Total Joey Potter styles, right? Is that what Holmes & Yang, her clothing line, is for? Joey Potter? The C Magazine shoot happened a week before Katie blindsided Tom Cruise with her divorce filing. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston: mom pants and an orange face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2012 13:50:27 July 24, 2012 13:50:27
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Fame/Flynet, PCN

These are the first shots of Jennifer Aniston in costume in North Carolina on the set of We’re The Millers. She plays a hooker enlisted by Jason Sudeikis to create a fake family on a cross country road trip to transport pot. Emma Roberts is the daughter. Jen, presumably, is the wife, and, predictably, they probably fall in love. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart: TCA & Golf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2012 15:46:20 July 23, 2012 15:46:20
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Fame/Flynet, Jason LaVeris/Kevin Mazur/TCA 2012/Getty

Kristen Stewart looked good at the Teen Choice Awards. The styling totally suits her. Love the side braid holding one side of her hair back. But the golf gear... The golf gear is an abomination. Stewart played at Malibu Golf Club on Friday. As you can see, her playing partners didn’t have a problem with the dress code - collared shirts, proper pants, shorts, and shoes. Full Story

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