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The Jessica that Jessica wants to be

August 2, 2012 16:31:02 Posted at August 2, 2012 16:31:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Frazer Harrison/Kevin Winter/Getty

Here’s Jessica Biel last night at the premiere of Total Recall. It’s what I call aspirational dressing. And, curiously, her sartorial approach mirrors her professional one. The Jessica that Jessica wants to be and the Jessica that Jessica actually is, they are not the same. What you see here, this dress and the shoes and the accessories, while certainly a beautiful idea, it’s not the right idea for Jessica Biel. Full Story

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Is that you, Joey Potter?

July 24, 2012 15:28:33 Posted at July 24, 2012 15:28:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out Katie Holmes with her hair up in this purple dress for C Magazine. First of all, that’s an updo from 2002. But also... Total Joey Potter styles, right? Is that what Holmes & Yang, her clothing line, is for? Joey Potter? The C Magazine shoot happened a week before Katie blindsided Tom Cruise with her divorce filing. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston: mom pants and an orange face

July 24, 2012 13:50:27 Posted at July 24, 2012 13:50:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, PCN

These are the first shots of Jennifer Aniston in costume in North Carolina on the set of We’re The Millers. She plays a hooker enlisted by Jason Sudeikis to create a fake family on a cross country road trip to transport pot. Emma Roberts is the daughter. Jen, presumably, is the wife, and, predictably, they probably fall in love. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart: TCA & Golf

July 23, 2012 15:46:20 Posted at July 23, 2012 15:46:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, Jason LaVeris/Kevin Mazur/TCA 2012/Getty

Kristen Stewart looked good at the Teen Choice Awards. The styling totally suits her. Love the side braid holding one side of her hair back. But the golf gear... The golf gear is an abomination. Stewart played at Malibu Golf Club on Friday. As you can see, her playing partners didn’t have a problem with the dress code - collared shirts, proper pants, shorts, and shoes. Full Story

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Anne took New York, Marion takes London

July 18, 2012 19:19:31 Posted at July 18, 2012 19:19:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ian Gavan/Getty

The Dark Knight Rises premiered in London tonight. Anne Hathaway’s was easily the better dress in New York the other day while Marion’s... was disappointing. Click here for a refresher. This round however I give to Marion. It’s Dior, of course, and straight from the F/W 2013 Haute Couture collection that was presented a couple of weeks ago in Paris. Full Story

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Marion Cotillard: bohemian in a bad dress

July 17, 2012 19:14:13 Posted at July 17, 2012 19:14:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

Hate SO MUCH what Marion Cotillard wore last night at the New York premiere of The Dark Knight Rises. Especially those shoes. Gross. How gross? This is an outfit for Emmy Rossum. You see? Gross. And especially disappointing because her new Vogue cover just came out and it’s glorious. Full Story

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The Happy Afflecks on the Fourth

July 5, 2012 17:51:23 Posted at July 5, 2012 17:51:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Ben Affleck figured it out a year ago - Jennifer Garner and his children saved his career. Oh sure, he’s a talented director, but in this celebrity environment, talent relies on public image; he’s lucky his wife is forgiving. And every reformed man in Hollywood right now must be looking at Tom Cruise relieved that it’s him and not them. Full Story

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Julianne to sweep?

June 19, 2012 17:28:37 Posted at June 19, 2012 17:28:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Kevin Winter/Getty

As expected (basically as soon as they announced she’d be playing Sarah Palin it was expected), Julianne Moore won the Critics’ Choice Television Award for Best Actress in a Movie/Miniseries last night for Game Change. Emmy nominations will be announced next month. There is no way she’s not called and, well, chances are she sweeps the Emmys, the Globes, and the SAGs too. Full Story

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William, Catherine, and no nude heels

June 13, 2012 14:07:07 Posted at June 13, 2012 14:07:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer, WeirPhotos/Splash, Chris Jackson/Getty

The Queen was accompanied by her grandchildren today in Nottingham while Prince Philip continues to recover. Prince William and his Catherine coordinated their clothes. But, as you can see, this time Kate decided to go with a pair of black pumps instead of her usual nude ones. The British tabloids were bitching all last week about how often she wears them. Full Story

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Blake vs Jessica

June 11, 2012 16:52:18 Posted at June 11, 2012 16:52:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

We’ll get to Blake Lively’s Marie Claire interview soon. Right now I want to focus on a Marios Schwab dress she wears in the magazine which, I think, is the same one Jessica Chastain had on at the Tonys last night. A curious coincidence because Duana and I both hated it on Jessica and it was Duana who noted that she appears to be one of those “one size too small” girls, a problem that Blake also has and for a refresher on this, please click here Full Story

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