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Jennifer Aniston: mom pants and an orange face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2012 13:50:27 July 24, 2012 13:50:27
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Fame/Flynet, PCN

These are the first shots of Jennifer Aniston in costume in North Carolina on the set of We’re The Millers. She plays a hooker enlisted by Jason Sudeikis to create a fake family on a cross country road trip to transport pot. Emma Roberts is the daughter. Jen, presumably, is the wife, and, predictably, they probably fall in love. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart: TCA & Golf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2012 15:46:20 July 23, 2012 15:46:20
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Fame/Flynet, Jason LaVeris/Kevin Mazur/TCA 2012/Getty

Kristen Stewart looked good at the Teen Choice Awards. The styling totally suits her. Love the side braid holding one side of her hair back. But the golf gear... The golf gear is an abomination. Stewart played at Malibu Golf Club on Friday. As you can see, her playing partners didn’t have a problem with the dress code - collared shirts, proper pants, shorts, and shoes. Full Story

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Anne took New York, Marion takes London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2012 19:19:31 July 18, 2012 19:19:31
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Ian Gavan/Getty

The Dark Knight Rises premiered in London tonight. Anne Hathaway’s was easily the better dress in New York the other day while Marion’s... was disappointing. Click here for a refresher. This round however I give to Marion. It’s Dior, of course, and straight from the F/W 2013 Haute Couture collection that was presented a couple of weeks ago in Paris. Full Story

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Marion Cotillard: bohemian in a bad dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2012 19:14:13 July 17, 2012 19:14:13
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WENN

Hate SO MUCH what Marion Cotillard wore last night at the New York premiere of The Dark Knight Rises. Especially those shoes. Gross. How gross? This is an outfit for Emmy Rossum. You see? Gross. And especially disappointing because her new Vogue cover just came out and it’s glorious. Full Story

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The Happy Afflecks on the Fourth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 17:51:23 July 5, 2012 17:51:23
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WENN

Ben Affleck figured it out a year ago - Jennifer Garner and his children saved his career. Oh sure, he’s a talented director, but in this celebrity environment, talent relies on public image; he’s lucky his wife is forgiving. And every reformed man in Hollywood right now must be looking at Tom Cruise relieved that it’s him and not them. Full Story

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Julianne to sweep?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2012 17:28:37 June 19, 2012 17:28:37
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Wenn, Kevin Winter/Getty

As expected (basically as soon as they announced she’d be playing Sarah Palin it was expected), Julianne Moore won the Critics’ Choice Television Award for Best Actress in a Movie/Miniseries last night for Game Change. Emmy nominations will be announced next month. There is no way she’s not called and, well, chances are she sweeps the Emmys, the Globes, and the SAGs too. Full Story

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William, Catherine, and no nude heels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2012 14:07:07 June 13, 2012 14:07:07
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Bauer, WeirPhotos/Splash, Chris Jackson/Getty

The Queen was accompanied by her grandchildren today in Nottingham while Prince Philip continues to recover. Prince William and his Catherine coordinated their clothes. But, as you can see, this time Kate decided to go with a pair of black pumps instead of her usual nude ones. The British tabloids were bitching all last week about how often she wears them. Full Story

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Blake vs Jessica

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2012 16:52:18 June 11, 2012 16:52:18
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WENN

We’ll get to Blake Lively’s Marie Claire interview soon. Right now I want to focus on a Marios Schwab dress she wears in the magazine which, I think, is the same one Jessica Chastain had on at the Tonys last night. A curious coincidence because Duana and I both hated it on Jessica and it was Duana who noted that she appears to be one of those “one size too small” girls, a problem that Blake also has and for a refresher on this, please click here Full Story

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Jen & Justin > Will & Adam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2012 20:10:41 June 8, 2012 20:10:41
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Christopher Polk/Frazer Harrison/Getty

Page Six reports that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are collaborating on a short film instead of a baby. They’re supposedly satirising the gossip industry’s fixation on their relationship - one minute she’s pregnant, the next they’ve broken up. Full Story

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I guess it’s her wedding fringe?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2012 21:53:58 June 4, 2012 21:53:58
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I. Wilson /WENN, FameFlynet

Jessica Biel is not growing out that fringe. It looked freshly trimmed last night at the Movie Awards. I’m not sure if it was styled this way on purpose like all futuristic and sh-t but given that the top of her head looks extra pointy, we have something of a long triangle happening - Space Girl Couture. Full Story

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