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Anne took New York, Marion takes London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2012 19:19:31 July 18, 2012 19:19:31
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The Dark Knight Rises premiered in London tonight. Anne Hathaway’s was easily the better dress in New York the other day while Marion’s... was disappointing. Click here for a refresher. This round however I give to Marion. It’s Dior, of course, and straight from the F/W 2013 Haute Couture collection that was presented a couple of weeks ago in Paris. Full Story

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Marion Cotillard: bohemian in a bad dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2012 19:14:13 July 17, 2012 19:14:13
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WENN

Hate SO MUCH what Marion Cotillard wore last night at the New York premiere of The Dark Knight Rises. Especially those shoes. Gross. How gross? This is an outfit for Emmy Rossum. You see? Gross. And especially disappointing because her new Vogue cover just came out and it’s glorious. Full Story

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The Happy Afflecks on the Fourth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2012 17:51:23 July 5, 2012 17:51:23
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Ben Affleck figured it out a year ago - Jennifer Garner and his children saved his career. Oh sure, he’s a talented director, but in this celebrity environment, talent relies on public image; he’s lucky his wife is forgiving. And every reformed man in Hollywood right now must be looking at Tom Cruise relieved that it’s him and not them. Full Story

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Julianne to sweep?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2012 17:28:37 June 19, 2012 17:28:37
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As expected (basically as soon as they announced she’d be playing Sarah Palin it was expected), Julianne Moore won the Critics’ Choice Television Award for Best Actress in a Movie/Miniseries last night for Game Change. Emmy nominations will be announced next month. There is no way she’s not called and, well, chances are she sweeps the Emmys, the Globes, and the SAGs too. Full Story

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William, Catherine, and no nude heels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2012 14:07:07 June 13, 2012 14:07:07
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The Queen was accompanied by her grandchildren today in Nottingham while Prince Philip continues to recover. Prince William and his Catherine coordinated their clothes. But, as you can see, this time Kate decided to go with a pair of black pumps instead of her usual nude ones. The British tabloids were bitching all last week about how often she wears them. Full Story

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Blake vs Jessica

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2012 16:52:18 June 11, 2012 16:52:18
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We’ll get to Blake Lively’s Marie Claire interview soon. Right now I want to focus on a Marios Schwab dress she wears in the magazine which, I think, is the same one Jessica Chastain had on at the Tonys last night. A curious coincidence because Duana and I both hated it on Jessica and it was Duana who noted that she appears to be one of those “one size too small” girls, a problem that Blake also has and for a refresher on this, please click here Full Story

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Jen & Justin > Will & Adam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2012 20:10:41 June 8, 2012 20:10:41
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Page Six reports that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are collaborating on a short film instead of a baby. They’re supposedly satirising the gossip industry’s fixation on their relationship - one minute she’s pregnant, the next they’ve broken up. Full Story

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I guess it’s her wedding fringe?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2012 21:53:58 June 4, 2012 21:53:58
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Jessica Biel is not growing out that fringe. It looked freshly trimmed last night at the Movie Awards. I’m not sure if it was styled this way on purpose like all futuristic and sh-t but given that the top of her head looks extra pointy, we have something of a long triangle happening - Space Girl Couture. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston goes first

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2012 15:17:23 June 4, 2012 15:17:23
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When Jennifer Aniston agrees to attend the MTV Movie Awards, it’s because they’ve guaranteed her a win. And not only that, a star of her stature gets to dictate when she collects too. This is why the Dirtbag category came first. So that she could be seated in the audience during the opening performance, take the stage immediately after the host’s monologue, be photographed with the trophy, and promptly be allowed to leave. Full Story

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The Ed Hardy Mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2012 18:40:13 May 21, 2012 18:40:13
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Madonna and her kids went to Kabbalah yesterday in New York. Her MDNA tour kicks off in Tel Aviv in 10 days. She’s been training and rehearsing hard, as she does. I’ve not decided yet if I want to go. Back in the day it wasn’t even a decision. She announced and I was there. I’ll be in Toronto when MDNA arrives for two shows during the second week of TIFF. Full Story