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Blake vs Jessica

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2012 16:52:18 June 11, 2012 16:52:18
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WENN

We’ll get to Blake Lively’s Marie Claire interview soon. Right now I want to focus on a Marios Schwab dress she wears in the magazine which, I think, is the same one Jessica Chastain had on at the Tonys last night. A curious coincidence because Duana and I both hated it on Jessica and it was Duana who noted that she appears to be one of those “one size too small” girls, a problem that Blake also has and for a refresher on this, please click here Full Story

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Jen & Justin > Will & Adam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2012 20:10:41 June 8, 2012 20:10:41
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Christopher Polk/Frazer Harrison/Getty

Page Six reports that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are collaborating on a short film instead of a baby. They’re supposedly satirising the gossip industry’s fixation on their relationship - one minute she’s pregnant, the next they’ve broken up. Full Story

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I guess it’s her wedding fringe?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2012 21:53:58 June 4, 2012 21:53:58
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I. Wilson /WENN, FameFlynet

Jessica Biel is not growing out that fringe. It looked freshly trimmed last night at the Movie Awards. I’m not sure if it was styled this way on purpose like all futuristic and sh-t but given that the top of her head looks extra pointy, we have something of a long triangle happening - Space Girl Couture. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston goes first

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2012 15:17:23 June 4, 2012 15:17:23
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When Jennifer Aniston agrees to attend the MTV Movie Awards, it’s because they’ve guaranteed her a win. And not only that, a star of her stature gets to dictate when she collects too. This is why the Dirtbag category came first. So that she could be seated in the audience during the opening performance, take the stage immediately after the host’s monologue, be photographed with the trophy, and promptly be allowed to leave. Full Story

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The Ed Hardy Mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2012 18:40:13 May 21, 2012 18:40:13
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Doug Meszler /Splash, FameFlynet

Madonna and her kids went to Kabbalah yesterday in New York. Her MDNA tour kicks off in Tel Aviv in 10 days. She’s been training and rehearsing hard, as she does. I’ve not decided yet if I want to go. Back in the day it wasn’t even a decision. She announced and I was there. I’ll be in Toronto when MDNA arrives for two shows during the second week of TIFF. Full Story

Miley Cyrus for American Idol?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2012 14:23:10 May 21, 2012 14:23:10
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Frazer Harrison/ Getty Images, FameFlynet

I love the look of a jacket dress and nothing else. If I had reason to, and breasts that could stand on their own like that, I would do the same. The problem here is the hair. She's grown up enough with the bare chest, she doesn't need to add another 20 years to herself with a middle-aged blow out and much, MUCH too much eye makeup. Full Story

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One Fairy Tale, Two Dresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2012 19:14:36 May 14, 2012 19:14:36
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Sasha just emailed me. The title of the message was “you win. you officially win.”And in the body she pasted a photo of Kristen Stewart in Marchesa tonight at the London premiere of Snow White And The Huntsman. Marchesa made like one nice dress 4 years ago. And ever since then Sasha’s been holding out that it’s not as bad as I hate it to be. Full Story

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Taylor Kitsch buzzed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2012 15:12:35 May 11, 2012 15:12:35
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You like it? I don’t like it. Especially since his hair looked so good two weeks ago at CinemaCon - click here for a refresher. Here’s Taylor Kitsch, freshly buzzed, at the LA premiere of Battleship last night. Also attached - Alexander Skarsgard, Liam Neeson, and Brooklyn Decker who is getting completely out-styled by Rihanna every time they step out together. Full Story

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Johnny (finally) says it’s fine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2012 14:08:03 May 11, 2012 14:08:03
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Bauer-Griffin

The British papers are wrong...a lot. But you have to love them for going there when you need them to. They went there with Johnny Depp the other night at the UK premiere of Dark Shadows asking him straight up about his relationship with Vanessa Paradis after months of reporting, led by PEOPLE Magazine, that the two were finished. Full Story

Met Worst 2012: Kate Upton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 18:55:57 May 8, 2012 18:55:57
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We’re arguing about a lot today. But I doubt we’re arguing about this, right? There was no one worse than this. Kate Upton apparently went to Anna Wintour and asked for a ticket, offering to pay her own way in. I hate to say it...but you can tell.They say there model classes, as Sophia Neophitou infamously declared Full Story

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Met Gala Beauty Block: Jessica Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 17:29:24 May 8, 2012 17:29:24
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Dimitrios Kambouris/Larry Busacca/Getty

I honestly don’t know why this fringe is still in play. It covers everything. There’s nothing left to see. Some faces... sure. Some faces have some things to hide. I wish I could hide my nose, my droopy eyelid, and the part of my jaw that dips lower on one side than the other. Jessica Biel doesn’t have these problems. Full Story

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