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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Miley Cyrus for American Idol?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2012 14:23:10 May 21, 2012 14:23:10
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I love the look of a jacket dress and nothing else. If I had reason to, and breasts that could stand on their own like that, I would do the same. The problem here is the hair. She's grown up enough with the bare chest, she doesn't need to add another 20 years to herself with a middle-aged blow out and much, MUCH too much eye makeup. Full Story

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One Fairy Tale, Two Dresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2012 19:14:36 May 14, 2012 19:14:36
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Sasha just emailed me. The title of the message was “you win. you officially win.”And in the body she pasted a photo of Kristen Stewart in Marchesa tonight at the London premiere of Snow White And The Huntsman. Marchesa made like one nice dress 4 years ago. And ever since then Sasha’s been holding out that it’s not as bad as I hate it to be. Full Story

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Taylor Kitsch buzzed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2012 15:12:35 May 11, 2012 15:12:35
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You like it? I don’t like it. Especially since his hair looked so good two weeks ago at CinemaCon - click here for a refresher. Here’s Taylor Kitsch, freshly buzzed, at the LA premiere of Battleship last night. Also attached - Alexander Skarsgard, Liam Neeson, and Brooklyn Decker who is getting completely out-styled by Rihanna every time they step out together. Full Story

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Johnny (finally) says it’s fine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2012 14:08:03 May 11, 2012 14:08:03
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Bauer-Griffin

The British papers are wrong...a lot. But you have to love them for going there when you need them to. They went there with Johnny Depp the other night at the UK premiere of Dark Shadows asking him straight up about his relationship with Vanessa Paradis after months of reporting, led by PEOPLE Magazine, that the two were finished. Full Story

Met Worst 2012: Kate Upton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 18:55:57 May 8, 2012 18:55:57
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We’re arguing about a lot today. But I doubt we’re arguing about this, right? There was no one worse than this. Kate Upton apparently went to Anna Wintour and asked for a ticket, offering to pay her own way in. I hate to say it...but you can tell.They say there model classes, as Sophia Neophitou infamously declared Full Story

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Met Gala Beauty Block: Jessica Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 17:29:24 May 8, 2012 17:29:24
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I honestly don’t know why this fringe is still in play. It covers everything. There’s nothing left to see. Some faces... sure. Some faces have some things to hide. I wish I could hide my nose, my droopy eyelid, and the part of my jaw that dips lower on one side than the other. Jessica Biel doesn’t have these problems. Full Story

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Good above the neck at the Met Gala

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 17:08:33 May 8, 2012 17:08:33
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Did Cameron stay close to Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce last night? Did they keep a 3 table separation, minimum, between Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel?Cammie brought her game face though, didn’t she? Look at her face. She looks great in the face. Prettier and fresher than she’s looked in a long time. Full Story

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Big Ass Met Train: Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 16:19:15 May 8, 2012 16:19:15
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They probably had to hire extra staff at the venue to move her around and up and down in this Givenchy. I suppose if there’s anyone who can maneuver her way around a dress...You’ve seen Beyonce on tour right? I have been bitching about feathers all day. Why stop here? Get over the feathers already. Let me put it to you this way - feathers are the first thing they knock off, you know? In two days, you can buy it for less than $500. Full Story

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Met Gala skating pass: Nina Dobrev

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 15:20:55 May 8, 2012 15:20:55
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You know I love her a lot. She’s my girl. I cheer for her every chance I get. I tried to cheer for her Donna Karan dress at the Met Gala (yay Nina’s at the Met Gala!), I really did. But the thing about Nina is ...It’s always just so loud, sparkly, ruffly, sequiney, bright, sheer. In other words, figure skating seems to be her go-to. Full Story

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Kristen Wiig: Worst Met Colour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 14:26:56 May 8, 2012 14:26:56
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Orange is not her colour. And this dress by Stella McCartney is NOT FOR THE MET GALA.Why am I shouting?Because I am mad at her. She was almost the overall Worst. What is that lace? What is that material? What is this effort? You don’t want to go? Don’t go. Because you know the Met Gala is more than just a lazy orange mid-calf cocktail dress with daytime shoes. Full Story

Met Worst Red: Eva Mendes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 13:52:05 May 8, 2012 13:52:05
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No idea. NO idea how this happens. And how Eva Mendes ends up in it. Julianna Margulies, since she seems to enjoy ceramic sh-t all over her dress, fine. But how Prada paired this with Eva Mendes, I can’t understand. It’s a terrible combination. And she looks overwhelmed by it. Shellshocked, even. Like, how did I end up here, in this crazy dress with refrigerator magnets all over it, the peplum part proportionally much too big in comparison to my torso, and why did Prada make me look so bad? Did Gwyneth have something to do with this? Can we find a way to blame her? There’s something about Eva’s expression that’s telling me she’s been meangirled. Full Story