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Big Ass Met Train: Beyonce

May 8, 2012 16:19:15 Posted at May 8, 2012 16:19:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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They probably had to hire extra staff at the venue to move her around and up and down in this Givenchy. I suppose if there’s anyone who can maneuver her way around a dress...You’ve seen Beyonce on tour right? I have been bitching about feathers all day. Why stop here? Get over the feathers already. Let me put it to you this way - feathers are the first thing they knock off, you know? In two days, you can buy it for less than $500. Full Story

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Met Gala skating pass: Nina Dobrev

May 8, 2012 15:20:55 Posted at May 8, 2012 15:20:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You know I love her a lot. She’s my girl. I cheer for her every chance I get. I tried to cheer for her Donna Karan dress at the Met Gala (yay Nina’s at the Met Gala!), I really did. But the thing about Nina is ...It’s always just so loud, sparkly, ruffly, sequiney, bright, sheer. In other words, figure skating seems to be her go-to. Full Story

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Kristen Wiig: Worst Met Colour

May 8, 2012 14:26:56 Posted at May 8, 2012 14:26:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Orange is not her colour. And this dress by Stella McCartney is NOT FOR THE MET GALA.Why am I shouting?Because I am mad at her. She was almost the overall Worst. What is that lace? What is that material? What is this effort? You don’t want to go? Don’t go. Because you know the Met Gala is more than just a lazy orange mid-calf cocktail dress with daytime shoes. Full Story

Met Worst Red: Eva Mendes

May 8, 2012 13:52:05 Posted at May 8, 2012 13:52:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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No idea. NO idea how this happens. And how Eva Mendes ends up in it. Julianna Margulies, since she seems to enjoy ceramic sh-t all over her dress, fine. But how Prada paired this with Eva Mendes, I can’t understand. It’s a terrible combination. And she looks overwhelmed by it. Shellshocked, even. Like, how did I end up here, in this crazy dress with refrigerator magnets all over it, the peplum part proportionally much too big in comparison to my torso, and why did Prada make me look so bad? Did Gwyneth have something to do with this? Can we find a way to blame her? There’s something about Eva’s expression that’s telling me she’s been meangirled. Full Story

Jessica Chastain’s messy Met Louis Vuitton

May 8, 2012 13:39:11 Posted at May 8, 2012 13:39:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Some material just doesn’t travel well. They say this gown was a production. That it required 200 hours of embroidering. But isn’t all that hard work wasted on a dress that appears so wrinkly under the light? You can see a thousand tiny folds and creases all over, up and down, from bust to toe, downgrading every stitch. Full Story

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Best & Worst Met Peplum: Amy Poehler & Elizabeth Banks

May 8, 2012 13:28:09 Posted at May 8, 2012 13:28:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There were several peplums represented last night.  To me Amy Poehler wore hers best. She looked the most comfortable. And really, really confident. No clunky accessories around her neck, nothing extra about the hair, although, God, I really wish they’d let it die, that skirt feathering from 2006. Full Story

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Met Gala 2012 Marchesa Victim: Leighton Meester

May 8, 2012 12:43:19 Posted at May 8, 2012 12:43:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Blake Lively opted not to go and stay in Vancouver with Ryan Reynolds instead. This was Leighton’s time to make her move. And she has proved she can do well at the Met Gala. She was great last year in Louis Vuitton - click here for a refresher - and a major winner also in Louis Vuitton in 2009 - click here Full Story

Met Gala TV Girl: Kristen Bell

May 8, 2012 12:36:35 Posted at May 8, 2012 12:36:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Sometimes...it’ll just never be your league, you know? And that has nothing to do with what you think I think of her. There were several TV girls present last night. All of them were TV girly by Gwyneth Paltrow’s definition. Dianna Agron, totally. Lea Michele, 100%. But Kristen Bell was TV girliest of them all. Full Story

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There is nowhere she won’t go

May 4, 2012 19:00:47 Posted at May 4, 2012 19:00:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Was it always like this with Jennifer Love Hewitt and she was just better at hiding it before? Or did she grow into being a loser gradually? I watched Party Of Five. Back then I thought she was so interesting and sweet and pretty and engaged to Carson Daly and not pathetic and crazy. This is the downside of accessibility. Full Story

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Remembering Chelsy Davy at The Wedding

April 27, 2012 14:33:31 Posted at April 27, 2012 14:33:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chelsy is everything that Kate Middleton isn’t. Kate is rigid, disciplined, pragmatic, and succeeded in achieving one singular goal. Chelsy Davy...Knows how to have a good time. Prioritises having a good time. And sometimes suffers for having a good time. The way she looked at the Royal Wedding, it looked like she’d been having a very good time, perhaps for several days, leading up to the event. Full Story

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