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Kristen Wiig: Worst Met Colour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 14:26:56 May 8, 2012 14:26:56
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Orange is not her colour. And this dress by Stella McCartney is NOT FOR THE MET GALA.Why am I shouting?Because I am mad at her. She was almost the overall Worst. What is that lace? What is that material? What is this effort? You don’t want to go? Don’t go. Because you know the Met Gala is more than just a lazy orange mid-calf cocktail dress with daytime shoes. Full Story

Met Worst Red: Eva Mendes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 13:52:05 May 8, 2012 13:52:05
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No idea. NO idea how this happens. And how Eva Mendes ends up in it. Julianna Margulies, since she seems to enjoy ceramic sh-t all over her dress, fine. But how Prada paired this with Eva Mendes, I can’t understand. It’s a terrible combination. And she looks overwhelmed by it. Shellshocked, even. Like, how did I end up here, in this crazy dress with refrigerator magnets all over it, the peplum part proportionally much too big in comparison to my torso, and why did Prada make me look so bad? Did Gwyneth have something to do with this? Can we find a way to blame her? There’s something about Eva’s expression that’s telling me she’s been meangirled. Full Story

Jessica Chastain’s messy Met Louis Vuitton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 13:39:11 May 8, 2012 13:39:11
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Some material just doesn’t travel well. They say this gown was a production. That it required 200 hours of embroidering. But isn’t all that hard work wasted on a dress that appears so wrinkly under the light? You can see a thousand tiny folds and creases all over, up and down, from bust to toe, downgrading every stitch. Full Story

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Best & Worst Met Peplum: Amy Poehler & Elizabeth Banks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 13:28:09 May 8, 2012 13:28:09
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There were several peplums represented last night.  To me Amy Poehler wore hers best. She looked the most comfortable. And really, really confident. No clunky accessories around her neck, nothing extra about the hair, although, God, I really wish they’d let it die, that skirt feathering from 2006. Full Story

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Met Gala 2012 Marchesa Victim: Leighton Meester

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 12:43:19 May 8, 2012 12:43:19
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Blake Lively opted not to go and stay in Vancouver with Ryan Reynolds instead. This was Leighton’s time to make her move. And she has proved she can do well at the Met Gala. She was great last year in Louis Vuitton - click here for a refresher - and a major winner also in Louis Vuitton in 2009 - click here Full Story

Met Gala TV Girl: Kristen Bell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2012 12:36:35 May 8, 2012 12:36:35
Andres Otero/WENN, Getty’ll just never be your league, you know? And that has nothing to do with what you think I think of her. There were several TV girls present last night. All of them were TV girly by Gwyneth Paltrow’s definition. Dianna Agron, totally. Lea Michele, 100%. But Kristen Bell was TV girliest of them all. Full Story

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There is nowhere she won’t go

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 4, 2012 19:00:47 May 4, 2012 19:00:47

Was it always like this with Jennifer Love Hewitt and she was just better at hiding it before? Or did she grow into being a loser gradually? I watched Party Of Five. Back then I thought she was so interesting and sweet and pretty and engaged to Carson Daly and not pathetic and crazy. This is the downside of accessibility. Full Story

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Remembering Chelsy Davy at The Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 14:33:31 April 27, 2012 14:33:31
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Chelsy is everything that Kate Middleton isn’t. Kate is rigid, disciplined, pragmatic, and succeeded in achieving one singular goal. Chelsy Davy...Knows how to have a good time. Prioritises having a good time. And sometimes suffers for having a good time. The way she looked at the Royal Wedding, it looked like she’d been having a very good time, perhaps for several days, leading up to the event. Full Story

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Wallet chains make you straighter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2012 15:44:47 April 26, 2012 15:44:47

There was a party for Barbra Streisand last night in Malibu to celebrate her 70th birthday. Katie Morosky is 70! Here are John Travolta and Kelly Preston leaving at the end of the night. that a wallet chain coming out of his jeans? This is the sh-t I wish Johnny Depp would cut out of his wardrobe. Full Story

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Mila’s Photo Assumption: Franco or Kutcher?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2012 16:08:59 April 25, 2012 16:08:59
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Love these pictures of Mila Kunis up on stage with James Franco at CinemaCon yesterday to promote Oz: The Great And Powerful. Franco, of course, is the Artist. She had the privilege of standing beside him while he educated the audience on his artistry. I mean her face says it all, doesn’t it? Oh My God, I so do not want to f-ck you. Full Story

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