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Nicole and nude underlay

February 29, 2012 15:53:55 Posted at February 29, 2012 15:53:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Grey Wasp/Blue Wasp/Splash

Here are Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, and their girls at Sydney airport yesterday. I’ve decided that a nude underlay with a black dress should never be attempted again. Also...why does she continue to insist on that f-cking kitten heel? It’s gross.Did you miss Nicole at the Oscars?I did not.But I do consider her Balenciaga with the red neck bow Full Story

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Worst Dressed: Melissa McCarthy

February 27, 2012 21:59:49 Posted at February 27, 2012 21:59:49
Duana Posted by Duana
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Kevork Djansezia/Kevin Winter/Ethan Miller/Michael Buckner/Getty

It pains me to have to say it.  But you know that I'm right.  I looked at that dress, felt disappointed, and then went back to look at McCarthy's award season to see what I wanted instead.  I mean, it's hard to say. All her previous gowns have been a type. A jersey-esque long-sleeve with a v neck in a muted jewel colour. Full Story

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The Chosen Dress At Oscar: Tina Fey

February 27, 2012 20:57:27 Posted at February 27, 2012 20:57:27
Duana Posted by Duana
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Kevork Djansezia/Kevin Winter/Ethan Miller/Michael Buckner/Getty

I did something very out of character for me yesterday. Before the show, before all the panic and craziness, I went for a hike. In LA, where people hike. This is not something I undertake all the time. In fact, people who know me and are reading this just spit out whatever beverage they were working on. Full Story

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Worst fulfillment of Oscar suspicions: Michelle Williams

February 27, 2012 18:06:49 Posted at February 27, 2012 18:06:49
Duana Posted by Duana
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Frazer Harrison/Ethan Miller/Michael Buckner/Getty

When I ranted about her on Friday, I felt good. And I got a surprising number of dirty-little-secret emails from you all saying that you quietly thought the same thing. That she was too cute, not straightforward enough, or that the shtick of awards season (and those past) had worn thin.But come on. We're movie fans. Full Story

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I hate lavender/violet by Penelope Cruz

February 27, 2012 16:11:16 Posted at February 27, 2012 16:11:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

She was very, VERY close to being named Worst Dressed. But Duana is taking that on with a rather controversial choice. You’ll see it later. I do loath EVERYTHING about Penelope Cruz’s Armani last night though. Mr Armani is missing more than he hits these days. Let’s start with the colour. I don’t know why someone like Penelope Cruz is wearing a colour that pretty much dies as soon as it hit her. Full Story

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Worst Organic: Colin & Livia Firth

February 27, 2012 15:47:23 Posted at February 27, 2012 15:47:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/Kevin Winter/Michael Buckner/Getty

It’s so great that she’s all about green style but there has to be a vegan dress that’s an improvement on this one, non? I really do love Livia Firth. But this is an abomination; there’s no other way to say it. Happily though, her dress didn’t have to go up on stage with him to present Best Actress.“We were in Greece. Full Story

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Nearest Oscar Misses: Wiig & Rudolph

February 27, 2012 15:04:21 Posted at February 27, 2012 15:04:21
Duana Posted by Duana
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Kevork Djansezia/Kevin Winter/Ethan Miller/Michael Buckner/Getty

Is it going to be obvious that I haven't slept if I say "Wiig & Rudolph" sounds like an animated show I'd like to see?  These guys just make me feel so comfortable. Everyone else at the Oscars is arguably a crazy Hollywood person. I look at these guys and I go “OK. You're my people. We're going to talk about this all later, right?: (Note: in order for this to work you have to forget that Rudolph is a friend of Gwyneth since, like, birth. Full Story

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Viola Davis: Best Oscar Hair but...

February 27, 2012 14:24:35 Posted at February 27, 2012 14:24:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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JOE KLAMAR/Michael Buckner/Getty

And they say there are no surprises...This year, the BAFTAs knew better than the SAGs. It’s not that Meryl was a long shot. Of course not. As you know, leading up to yesterday, it was a RACE, a legitimate race. But Viola had built up so much momentum and The Iron Lady was such a terrible movie, Viola was indeed favoured on Sunday morning. Full Story

Worst Oscar Hair: Berenice Bejo

February 27, 2012 14:12:19 Posted at February 27, 2012 14:12:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ethan Miller/Frazer Harrison/Getty

It’s not that I hate this hairstyle in general, it’s just that I think it’s a terrible fit with the dress. Wait. Maybe I do hate it in general. Too severe and harsh? It just...did nothing for her. No surprise that Berenice Bejo was in Elie Saab. That much was foreshadowed during Paris Fashion Week. Click here Full Story

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All the wrong colours

February 22, 2012 19:17:26 Posted at February 22, 2012 19:17:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Toby Canham/Kevork Djansezian/Getty

Lindsay Lohan went to court today and it’s been, oh, 4 months or so since she last f-cked up. The Judge was pleased that she’d completed the community service that was expected of her.Why are we being asked to stand up and applaud the fact that she FOLLOWED ORDERS??? Someone posted a question yesterday during the liveblog about Whitney Houston and Lohan, whether or not she could be next. Full Story

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