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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

It's not Karl's muse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2012 18:23:26 April 23, 2012 18:23:26
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Remember when entertainment outlets were trying to sell us on Katy Perry's romance with Karl Lagerfeld's muse, the beautiful Baptiste? And we were like, um, that's not actually possible? I really wish they’d stop insulting us when they try to make up stories. It’s really offensive. Katy is not dating Baptiste. Full Story

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Hot Harry’s bad hair day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2012 16:16:14 April 23, 2012 16:16:14
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What? It’s true. I’m sorry. Hot Harry was at the London Marathon yesterday and, well, I don’t think I’ve ever seen his hair look so... fuzzy? It has the texture of a small furry animal. Or a perm gone wrong. Something. I wonder if he’s not trying to spread it around too much, so as to cover his thinning spots. Full Story

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Scarlett & Smulders: the lady Avengers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2012 20:03:16 April 19, 2012 20:03:16
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In London tonight at the premiere...This is exactly why I don’t understand all red on a red carpet: it’s indistinguishable. And it’s really too bad for lovely Cobie who is also being disadvantaged by some terrible styling. I hate what they’ve done with her hair. You know why? At quick glance, she reminded me of Sean Young. Full Story

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Jolie & Fassbender: tabloid dream come true

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2012 16:17:20 April 11, 2012 16:17:20
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Are you ready for it? Apparently Angelina Jolie and her “hypnotic vagina”, as Michael K from Dlisted calls it, will be in a movie with Michael’s massive Fassbender. According to Vulture, the film is to be directed by Ridley Scott, called The Counselor, and the Jolie is currently negotiating for a cameo. Full Story

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Country Girls & Country Bitches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2012 16:40:56 April 2, 2012 16:40:56
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Now that her peers are publicly teasing her about her signature move - “Noooo...whaaaat...meeeee?” - does that mean Taylor Swift will stop doing it? I don’t hate Swifty. At all. And I like that she seemed to be in on it when she went up to collect her award from Blake Shelton. I mean, at least on the outside, she was willing to roll. Full Story

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The Princess's first speech

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2012 15:18:09 March 19, 2012 15:18:09
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Catherine Cambridge visited the Treehouse children’s hospice in Ipswich, Suffolk today of which she is a patron where she delivered her first official remarks. We'll come back to this in a minute. First, let's address what she's wearing. Because I hate it. Blue, and boring, and, more importantly, this dress, apparently borrowed Full Story

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Princess Sporty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2012 15:02:22 March 15, 2012 15:02:22
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Catherine Cambridge was on duty for London 2012 today, touring Riverside Arena in the Olympic Park and visiting with the Great Britain men’s and women’s hockey team. The scarf she’s wearing is the Team Great Britain Official Supporter’s Scarf. With her blazer, she looks a proper flight attendant. Then the Princess played hockey in her pink jeans. Full Story

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Celebrities & their stylists

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2012 19:20:51 March 14, 2012 19:20:51

Love this now annual feature from in The Hollywood Reporter: profiles of the 20 top celebrity stylists. It might take you a few minutes to go through all of them but I promise, if you’re into this sort of thing, and I think you might be if you’re reading my blog, there’s a lot of gold here...and material for the Faculty Of Celebrity Studies too. Full Story

Olivia Munn loses, wins, and loses again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2012 20:23:35 March 12, 2012 20:23:35
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There were photos that were published online last week allegedly of Olivia Munn in various compromising positions. Whatever. I mean at this point it’s routine. The difference though between Munn’s purported shots and the others were the captions.The supposed Munn pictures were accompanied by the most hilarious texts. Full Story

Nicole and nude underlay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 29, 2012 15:53:55 February 29, 2012 15:53:55
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Here are Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, and their girls at Sydney airport yesterday. I’ve decided that a nude underlay with a black dress should never be attempted again. Also...why does she continue to insist on that f-cking kitten heel? It’s gross.Did you miss Nicole at the Oscars?I did not.But I do consider her Balenciaga with the red neck bow Full Story

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Worst Dressed: Melissa McCarthy

Duana Posted by Duana at February 27, 2012 21:59:49 February 27, 2012 21:59:49
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It pains me to have to say it.  But you know that I'm right.  I looked at that dress, felt disappointed, and then went back to look at McCarthy's award season to see what I wanted instead.  I mean, it's hard to say. All her previous gowns have been a type. A jersey-esque long-sleeve with a v neck in a muted jewel colour. Full Story

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