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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Remembering Chelsy Davy at The Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 14:33:31 April 27, 2012 14:33:31
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Chelsy is everything that Kate Middleton isn’t. Kate is rigid, disciplined, pragmatic, and succeeded in achieving one singular goal. Chelsy Davy...Knows how to have a good time. Prioritises having a good time. And sometimes suffers for having a good time. The way she looked at the Royal Wedding, it looked like she’d been having a very good time, perhaps for several days, leading up to the event. Full Story

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Wallet chains make you straighter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2012 15:44:47 April 26, 2012 15:44:47
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Fame/Flynet

There was a party for Barbra Streisand last night in Malibu to celebrate her 70th birthday. Katie Morosky is 70! Here are John Travolta and Kelly Preston leaving at the end of the night. So...is that a wallet chain coming out of his jeans? This is the sh-t I wish Johnny Depp would cut out of his wardrobe. Full Story

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Mila’s Photo Assumption: Franco or Kutcher?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2012 16:08:59 April 25, 2012 16:08:59
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Love these pictures of Mila Kunis up on stage with James Franco at CinemaCon yesterday to promote Oz: The Great And Powerful. Franco, of course, is the Artist. She had the privilege of standing beside him while he educated the audience on his artistry. I mean her face says it all, doesn’t it? Oh My God, I so do not want to f-ck you. Full Story

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It's not Karl's muse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2012 18:23:26 April 23, 2012 18:23:26
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Wenn, PCN, John Shearer/Getty

Remember when entertainment outlets were trying to sell us on Katy Perry's romance with Karl Lagerfeld's muse, the beautiful Baptiste? And we were like, um, that's not actually possible? I really wish they’d stop insulting us when they try to make up stories. It’s really offensive. Katy is not dating Baptiste. Full Story

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Hot Harry’s bad hair day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2012 16:16:14 April 23, 2012 16:16:14
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WENN

What? It’s true. I’m sorry. Hot Harry was at the London Marathon yesterday and, well, I don’t think I’ve ever seen his hair look so... fuzzy? It has the texture of a small furry animal. Or a perm gone wrong. Something. I wonder if he’s not trying to spread it around too much, so as to cover his thinning spots. Full Story

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Scarlett & Smulders: the lady Avengers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2012 20:03:16 April 19, 2012 20:03:16
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Wenn, Gareth Cattermole/Getty

In London tonight at the premiere...This is exactly why I don’t understand all red on a red carpet: it’s indistinguishable. And it’s really too bad for lovely Cobie who is also being disadvantaged by some terrible styling. I hate what they’ve done with her hair. You know why? At quick glance, she reminded me of Sean Young. Full Story

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Country Girls & Country Bitches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2012 16:40:56 April 2, 2012 16:40:56
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Now that her peers are publicly teasing her about her signature move - “Noooo...whaaaat...meeeee?” - does that mean Taylor Swift will stop doing it? I don’t hate Swifty. At all. And I like that she seemed to be in on it when she went up to collect her award from Blake Shelton. I mean, at least on the outside, she was willing to roll. Full Story

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The Princess's first speech

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2012 15:18:09 March 19, 2012 15:18:09
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Catherine Cambridge visited the Treehouse children’s hospice in Ipswich, Suffolk today of which she is a patron where she delivered her first official remarks. We'll come back to this in a minute. First, let's address what she's wearing. Because I hate it. Blue, and boring, and, more importantly, this dress, apparently borrowed Full Story

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Princess Sporty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2012 15:02:22 March 15, 2012 15:02:22
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Chris Jackson/Getty

Catherine Cambridge was on duty for London 2012 today, touring Riverside Arena in the Olympic Park and visiting with the Great Britain men’s and women’s hockey team. The scarf she’s wearing is the Team Great Britain Official Supporter’s Scarf. With her blazer, she looks a proper flight attendant. Then the Princess played hockey in her pink jeans. Full Story

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Celebrities & their stylists

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2012 19:20:51 March 14, 2012 19:20:51

Love this now annual feature from in The Hollywood Reporter: profiles of the 20 top celebrity stylists. It might take you a few minutes to go through all of them but I promise, if you’re into this sort of thing, and I think you might be if you’re reading my blog, there’s a lot of gold here...and material for the Faculty Of Celebrity Studies too. Full Story