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I hate lavender/violet by Penelope Cruz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2012 16:11:16 February 27, 2012 16:11:16
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She was very, VERY close to being named Worst Dressed. But Duana is taking that on with a rather controversial choice. You’ll see it later. I do loath EVERYTHING about Penelope Cruz’s Armani last night though. Mr Armani is missing more than he hits these days. Let’s start with the colour. I don’t know why someone like Penelope Cruz is wearing a colour that pretty much dies as soon as it hit her. Full Story

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Worst Organic: Colin & Livia Firth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2012 15:47:23 February 27, 2012 15:47:23
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It’s so great that she’s all about green style but there has to be a vegan dress that’s an improvement on this one, non? I really do love Livia Firth. But this is an abomination; there’s no other way to say it. Happily though, her dress didn’t have to go up on stage with him to present Best Actress.“We were in Greece. Full Story

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Nearest Oscar Misses: Wiig & Rudolph

Duana Posted by Duana at February 27, 2012 15:04:21 February 27, 2012 15:04:21
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Is it going to be obvious that I haven't slept if I say "Wiig & Rudolph" sounds like an animated show I'd like to see?  These guys just make me feel so comfortable. Everyone else at the Oscars is arguably a crazy Hollywood person. I look at these guys and I go “OK. You're my people. We're going to talk about this all later, right?: (Note: in order for this to work you have to forget that Rudolph is a friend of Gwyneth since, like, birth. Full Story

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Viola Davis: Best Oscar Hair but...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2012 14:24:35 February 27, 2012 14:24:35
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And they say there are no surprises...This year, the BAFTAs knew better than the SAGs. It’s not that Meryl was a long shot. Of course not. As you know, leading up to yesterday, it was a RACE, a legitimate race. But Viola had built up so much momentum and The Iron Lady was such a terrible movie, Viola was indeed favoured on Sunday morning. Full Story

Worst Oscar Hair: Berenice Bejo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2012 14:12:19 February 27, 2012 14:12:19
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It’s not that I hate this hairstyle in general, it’s just that I think it’s a terrible fit with the dress. Wait. Maybe I do hate it in general. Too severe and harsh? It just...did nothing for her. No surprise that Berenice Bejo was in Elie Saab. That much was foreshadowed during Paris Fashion Week. Click here Full Story

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All the wrong colours

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2012 19:17:26 February 22, 2012 19:17:26
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Lindsay Lohan went to court today and it’s been, oh, 4 months or so since she last f-cked up. The Judge was pleased that she’d completed the community service that was expected of her.Why are we being asked to stand up and applaud the fact that she FOLLOWED ORDERS??? Someone posted a question yesterday during the liveblog about Whitney Houston and Lohan, whether or not she could be next. Full Story

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How Swifty’s spinning the loss of Les Miserables

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2012 15:24:42 February 20, 2012 15:24:42
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Here’s Taylor Swift at the premiere of The Lorax yesterday in Hollywood. Trying to decide whether or not like I the dress. The neckline gives the illusion of a collar which I think I might be into but I can’t deal with the sheer panelling on the sides.  Of course yes, because Obvious is what Swifty does best, the look is totally Audrey, her character (voice) in the film. Full Story

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Winning every weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2012 14:38:09 February 20, 2012 14:38:09
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Viola Davis was honoured by the NAACP on Friday night in LA. Orange looks amazing on her. And the accessories are beautiful too. But the breasts all out like that and so, um, smushed... I just think maybe it cheapens someone who is never, ever cheap. Much better on Sunday at the Writers Guild Awards, lovely in black and white by RAOUL, with Octavia Spencer, who also seems to be collecting an award every weekend, with The Help director Tate Taylor. Full Story

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BAFTA Worst: Penelope Cruz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2012 23:54:44 February 13, 2012 23:54:44
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As you know already, I don’t like most red dresses. And especially on red carpets. That’s the first problem. And that’s not even the worst problem. Mr Armani’s chest plate is offensive to me. They way it cuts off her arms on the insides is offensive to me. And the way it boxes out her waist is even more so. Full Story

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BAFTA Bonnie tried

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2012 23:53:00 February 13, 2012 23:53:00
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I think I might like all the pieces Bonnie Wright is wearing on their own, separate from each other. Out for dinner? To a cocktail party? Sure.On the red carpet at the most prestigious British award show? We may have under-aimed, you know? There’s only so far they can coast on the “quirky, young actors” pass before you want to tell them, gently, that Betsey Johnson exists. Full Story

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