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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Michelle Williams reaches the limit?

January 30, 2012 18:54:02 Posted at January 30, 2012 18:54:02
Duana Posted by Duana
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Frazer Harrison/Jason Merritt/Getty

We talk a lot about campaigning here, that actors have to do this or that to secure the nomination and later, the votes. I will leave the intricacies to Lainey, but you all know what I mean. Suddenly stopping at every point on the carpet, smiles for all, revealing tidbits about your life, one Sunday night at a time. Full Story

Worst SAG Choker: Kristen Wiig

January 30, 2012 16:34:44 Posted at January 30, 2012 16:34:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/Jason Merritt/Kevin Winter/Getty

I like Kristen Wiig so much but that f-cking choker was so objectionable to me it almost affected how I felt about the wearer, this is what you risk with a terrible accessory. Like, I’m all for understated Balenciaga. And in many ways, Kristen Wiig is very understated Balenciaga. It’s the anti-Marchesa. Full Story

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Jessica Chastain: Best - or Worst – SAG Near Miss?

January 30, 2012 16:24:31 Posted at January 30, 2012 16:24:31
Duana Posted by Duana
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Joe Klamar/Jason Merritt/Frazer Harrison/Getty

Man, these girls from The Help are on a SLOG.  I was looking up something regarding The Help on the site last night, and I came across a poster in another language, and realized ‘oh yeah’, wide, WIDE release.  Lots and lots of travel to promote the movie and many many outfits. Do you kind of feel like Jessica Chastain maybe blew her wad too early? I’m sorry. Full Story

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Best SAG Hair for a Bad Dress: Diane Lane

January 30, 2012 15:04:41 Posted at January 30, 2012 15:04:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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As Kelly Osbourne said last night, and repeated by Duana, pulling off a ponytail with a one shoulder is not an easy accomplishment. Diane Lane did it so beautifully. Always so beautiful. I just really... don’t care for this dress.It’s OK, I guess. And, well, not much more. It’s not imaginative. It’s not memorable. Full Story

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Gran’s big hair

January 27, 2012 16:30:51 Posted at January 27, 2012 16:30:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Oliver S Wolf/Splash

Nicole Kidman went out for lunch in LA yesterday looking like a lady of leisure on a housewife show. That...is a lot of volume. Nicole’s next release won’t happen until May on HBO for Hemingway & Gellhorn. No doubt, as is often the case when movie stars make tv series, she’ll be nominated for an Emmy and then a Globe next year. Full Story

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GG Worst Dressed: Natalie Portman

January 16, 2012 22:23:00 Posted at January 16, 2012 22:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/Jason Merritt/Getty

No imagination. No creativity. I don’t care that it was Lanvin. Go to a mid-range department store right now, head for the evening wear section and you’ll find this dress in various shades of peach and mahogany, definitely black, and most certainly red. Maybe not such an full shade of red, but it’s not really that pronounced of a difference. Full Story

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GG Third Saggy Breast: Jessica Biel

January 16, 2012 21:04:22 Posted at January 16, 2012 21:04:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/FREDERIC J. BROWN/Getty

Shelfy did not wear her engagement ring at any of the Globe events this weekend. Instead, she decided on a prairie wedding gown with a third saggy tit, right above the waist, I dunno, just to make sure you know JT wants to marry her. In this?She’s not enough for this, you know what I mean?Like, the woman who wears this dress has to be really, really special. Full Story

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GG Worst Hair & Forever $400: Stacy Keibler

January 16, 2012 19:51:21 Posted at January 16, 2012 19:51:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Frazer Harrison/Jason Merritt/Getty

Nothing says small town to me more than poor hairstyling, where the “rules” of fashion and appearance have never been updated, one of which dictates that fancy parties require curls or updos. Making it exciting is taking it only half way up. This is what Stacy Keibler gave us last night. And just as we were starting to make progress - see here Full Story

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GG Worst Bow At The Hip: Charlize Theron

January 16, 2012 18:09:31 Posted at January 16, 2012 18:09:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Jason Merritt/Handout/Frazer Harrison/Getty

Jessica Biel did it in Prada at the Oscars in 2009. Like a handkerchief at the chest. Click here for refresher. This is, of course, Charlize Theron. Who always favours a bow. And hers is at the hip. So, obviously, it’s not quite as dumbass as Biel’s attempt at impressing Anna Wintour. Full Story

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GG Best Improv/Worst Cowgirl: Meryl Streep

January 16, 2012 17:59:38 Posted at January 16, 2012 17:59:38
Duana Posted by Duana
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Frazer Harrison/Jason Merritt/Handout/Getty

Lainey called me out last night, and she was right, for pussy footing around the fact that The Iron Lady suuuuucked.  I mean, not just a little bit.  That movie was really, really bad …but you got so distracted by Meryl.  There was a moment in the movie where she communicated with her face “well, I could, not that he would care anyway, but what’s a mother to do, these days? That’s my lot in life”. Full Story