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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

All the wrong colours

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2012 19:17:26 February 22, 2012 19:17:26
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Lindsay Lohan went to court today and it’s been, oh, 4 months or so since she last f-cked up. The Judge was pleased that she’d completed the community service that was expected of her.Why are we being asked to stand up and applaud the fact that she FOLLOWED ORDERS??? Someone posted a question yesterday during the liveblog about Whitney Houston and Lohan, whether or not she could be next. Full Story

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How Swifty’s spinning the loss of Les Miserables

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2012 15:24:42 February 20, 2012 15:24:42
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WENN

Here’s Taylor Swift at the premiere of The Lorax yesterday in Hollywood. Trying to decide whether or not like I the dress. The neckline gives the illusion of a collar which I think I might be into but I can’t deal with the sheer panelling on the sides.  Of course yes, because Obvious is what Swifty does best, the look is totally Audrey, her character (voice) in the film. Full Story

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Winning every weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2012 14:38:09 February 20, 2012 14:38:09
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Mark Davis/Frederick M. Brown/Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty

Viola Davis was honoured by the NAACP on Friday night in LA. Orange looks amazing on her. And the accessories are beautiful too. But the breasts all out like that and so, um, smushed... I just think maybe it cheapens someone who is never, ever cheap. Much better on Sunday at the Writers Guild Awards, lovely in black and white by RAOUL, with Octavia Spencer, who also seems to be collecting an award every weekend, with The Help director Tate Taylor. Full Story

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BAFTA Worst: Penelope Cruz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2012 23:54:44 February 13, 2012 23:54:44
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Gareth Cattermole/LEON NEAL/Getty

As you know already, I don’t like most red dresses. And especially on red carpets. That’s the first problem. And that’s not even the worst problem. Mr Armani’s chest plate is offensive to me. They way it cuts off her arms on the insides is offensive to me. And the way it boxes out her waist is even more so. Full Story

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BAFTA Bonnie tried

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2012 23:53:00 February 13, 2012 23:53:00
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Dave Hogan/Gareth Cattermole/Getty

I think I might like all the pieces Bonnie Wright is wearing on their own, separate from each other. Out for dinner? To a cocktail party? Sure.On the red carpet at the most prestigious British award show? We may have under-aimed, you know? There’s only so far they can coast on the “quirky, young actors” pass before you want to tell them, gently, that Betsey Johnson exists. Full Story

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Worst BAFTA Wrapper: Christina Ricci

Duana Posted by Duana at February 13, 2012 22:35:46 February 13, 2012 22:35:46
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Dave J Hogan/Gareth Cattermole/Getty

This gold dress is the kind of thing that fits my mental description of the type of dress that should be called a ‘wrapper’. You know?  “I threw on a wrapper and smoked a cigarillo.” Apparently the woman wearing my wrapper is a flapper .Anyway, it’s a whole lot of gold, and while Ricci got love from me re: anything she does is cute, she can’t carry off this amount of dress the way a taller woman with a fuller figure could. Full Story

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Katy Perry at the Grammys 2012

Duana Posted by Duana at February 13, 2012 16:11:54 February 13, 2012 16:11:54
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Jason Merritt/Kevin Winter/Getty

What an awful dress.  Really, with everything available to you, you choose this?  What does this say about what you want to do with your Grammy night?  Katy Perry never chooses a dress by accident so she must want this to do something.  Some sort of Betty Draper In Repose type thing, with the bouffant?  I don’t know. Full Story

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Eyelashes & Sparkles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2012 15:50:11 February 13, 2012 15:50:11
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Wenn, Jason Merritt/Kevin Winter/Getty

Amazingly enough, I didn’t hate Country Bitch’s tricked out white dress she wore for the carpet. Comparatively, that is. From her, we’ve seen a lot worse. And it was better than the dark brown green, again bedazzled, situation she put on to perform with Tony Bennett. That...was not my favourite mash-up. Full Story

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This won’t get you work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2012 15:50:13 February 9, 2012 15:50:13
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Wenn, Jamie McCarthy/Jemal Countess/Getty

So...here’s how Lindsay Lohan looked last night at the AMFAR Gala in New York. Remember, she is only 25 years old. And apparently still wants to play Victoria Gotti even though that sh-t was shut down a long time ago. You know, there was a time when her hair, it wasn’t such a cheap mess, even her extensions. Full Story

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Michael Fassbender had a good time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2012 20:45:37 February 1, 2012 20:45:37
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Will Alexander/ WENN

It certainly looks like it, doesn’t? Bad pants and all.Check out these shots of Michael Fassbender, clearly having enjoyed a few, after the A Dangerous Method premiere after party last night in London. Sorry to keep on it but I really, really think he should do something about the jeans. It’s terribly distracting. Full Story

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SAG Worst Dressed: Berenice Bejo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2012 19:23:01 January 30, 2012 19:23:01
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Wenn, Getty

Look, I’m not saying it was mega offensive in the traditional sense of the word or anything, but if you’ve seen the artist, and the costuming in the film, you know Berenice Bejo can be spectacular. And when you’re a nominee and your film is considered a frontrunner, you are allowed to be spectacular at the SAG Awards. Full Story