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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

BAFTA Worst: Penelope Cruz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2012 23:54:44 February 13, 2012 23:54:44
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Gareth Cattermole/LEON NEAL/Getty

As you know already, I don’t like most red dresses. And especially on red carpets. That’s the first problem. And that’s not even the worst problem. Mr Armani’s chest plate is offensive to me. They way it cuts off her arms on the insides is offensive to me. And the way it boxes out her waist is even more so. Full Story

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BAFTA Bonnie tried

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2012 23:53:00 February 13, 2012 23:53:00
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Dave Hogan/Gareth Cattermole/Getty

I think I might like all the pieces Bonnie Wright is wearing on their own, separate from each other. Out for dinner? To a cocktail party? Sure.On the red carpet at the most prestigious British award show? We may have under-aimed, you know? There’s only so far they can coast on the “quirky, young actors” pass before you want to tell them, gently, that Betsey Johnson exists. Full Story

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Worst BAFTA Wrapper: Christina Ricci

Duana Posted by Duana at February 13, 2012 22:35:46 February 13, 2012 22:35:46
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Dave J Hogan/Gareth Cattermole/Getty

This gold dress is the kind of thing that fits my mental description of the type of dress that should be called a ‘wrapper’. You know?  “I threw on a wrapper and smoked a cigarillo.” Apparently the woman wearing my wrapper is a flapper .Anyway, it’s a whole lot of gold, and while Ricci got love from me re: anything she does is cute, she can’t carry off this amount of dress the way a taller woman with a fuller figure could. Full Story

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Katy Perry at the Grammys 2012

Duana Posted by Duana at February 13, 2012 16:11:54 February 13, 2012 16:11:54
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Jason Merritt/Kevin Winter/Getty

What an awful dress.  Really, with everything available to you, you choose this?  What does this say about what you want to do with your Grammy night?  Katy Perry never chooses a dress by accident so she must want this to do something.  Some sort of Betty Draper In Repose type thing, with the bouffant?  I don’t know. Full Story

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Eyelashes & Sparkles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2012 15:50:11 February 13, 2012 15:50:11
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Wenn, Jason Merritt/Kevin Winter/Getty

Amazingly enough, I didn’t hate Country Bitch’s tricked out white dress she wore for the carpet. Comparatively, that is. From her, we’ve seen a lot worse. And it was better than the dark brown green, again bedazzled, situation she put on to perform with Tony Bennett. That...was not my favourite mash-up. Full Story

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This won’t get you work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2012 15:50:13 February 9, 2012 15:50:13
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Wenn, Jamie McCarthy/Jemal Countess/Getty

So...here’s how Lindsay Lohan looked last night at the AMFAR Gala in New York. Remember, she is only 25 years old. And apparently still wants to play Victoria Gotti even though that sh-t was shut down a long time ago. You know, there was a time when her hair, it wasn’t such a cheap mess, even her extensions. Full Story

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Sponsored Tingles: Red Carpet SCENEtourage - The Vow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2012 16:12:54 February 7, 2012 16:12:54
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WENN

The lead-up to Oscars has many storylines and we’ll be covering them all the way until the big show on February 26th. And while the Oscars are about celebrating last year’s top movies, new ones keep coming and we’ll be previewing a few that are arriving in theatres this month that have links – some loose and some not so loose – to Oscar. Full Story

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Michael Fassbender had a good time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2012 20:45:37 February 1, 2012 20:45:37
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Will Alexander/ WENN

It certainly looks like it, doesn’t? Bad pants and all.Check out these shots of Michael Fassbender, clearly having enjoyed a few, after the A Dangerous Method premiere after party last night in London. Sorry to keep on it but I really, really think he should do something about the jeans. It’s terribly distracting. Full Story

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SAG Worst Dressed: Berenice Bejo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2012 19:23:01 January 30, 2012 19:23:01
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Wenn, Getty

Look, I’m not saying it was mega offensive in the traditional sense of the word or anything, but if you’ve seen the artist, and the costuming in the film, you know Berenice Bejo can be spectacular. And when you’re a nominee and your film is considered a frontrunner, you are allowed to be spectacular at the SAG Awards. Full Story

Best Delayed Gift with Worst Topping – John Krasinksi & Emily Blunt

Duana Posted by Duana at January 30, 2012 19:06:17 January 30, 2012 19:06:17
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JOE KLAMAR/Frazer Harrison/Getty

Remember when I ranted back in the day that I didn’t get to see them and their marriage enough?  (Click here for a refresher.) That they had an obligation to show off how cute we all knew they were together?  That I was entitled to see this? Apparently they decided I could wait until the end of January. Full Story

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Michelle Williams reaches the limit?

Duana Posted by Duana at January 30, 2012 18:54:02 January 30, 2012 18:54:02
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Frazer Harrison/Jason Merritt/Getty

We talk a lot about campaigning here, that actors have to do this or that to secure the nomination and later, the votes. I will leave the intricacies to Lainey, but you all know what I mean. Suddenly stopping at every point on the carpet, smiles for all, revealing tidbits about your life, one Sunday night at a time. Full Story