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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

GG Best Improv/Worst Cowgirl: Meryl Streep

January 16, 2012 17:59:38 Posted at January 16, 2012 17:59:38
Duana Posted by Duana
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Lainey called me out last night, and she was right, for pussy footing around the fact that The Iron Lady suuuuucked.  I mean, not just a little bit.  That movie was really, really bad …but you got so distracted by Meryl.  There was a moment in the movie where she communicated with her face “well, I could, not that he would care anyway, but what’s a mother to do, these days? That’s my lot in life”. Full Story

GG Worst Red: Reese Witherspoon

January 16, 2012 17:51:23 Posted at January 16, 2012 17:51:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I suppose she was trying for Jessica Rabbit: Reese Witherspoon with the bedhead and some curves. It may have worked better if the dress wasn’t so...poorly constructed. She’s drowning in it. Now I know I’m on automatic hate when it comes to taffeta and, as such, it may not be fair, my immediate aversion to her Zac Posen, but you have to admit, it’s messy across the chest. Full Story

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GG Worst Follow-Through: Zooey Deschanel

January 16, 2012 17:16:12 Posted at January 16, 2012 17:16:12
Duana Posted by Duana
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Jason Merritt/Mark Davis/Frazer Harrison/Getty

Okay.  So I’m Zooey D.  My show’s off the ground, I’m starting to get some blowback about how over the top the cute-geek thing is, and maybe, truth be told, I’m starting to get a little exhausted of it myself.   So good.  The Globes is a relatively low-pressure time to transition into something else. Full Story

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GG Most Boring: Mila Kunis

January 16, 2012 16:42:20 Posted at January 16, 2012 16:42:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I can’t believe it either. Sorry.And while I’d much rather she be boring, on a night where she was simply a presenter and no longer a nominee, I’ve never known Mila Kunis to bring such little excitement. Mila Kunis, ordinarily, is exciting even in sweats. But we’ve seen this one strap before. And the waistline is almost frumpy and the material is totally unremarkable and her makeup seems half assed and what happened to bringing out those crazy, amazing eyes? How often have you seen Mila Kunis look so dull? Maybe she needs some Jake Gyllenhaal in her life. Full Story

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GG Worst Attempt At A Personality Via Her Dress: Dianna Agron

January 16, 2012 16:33:54 Posted at January 16, 2012 16:33:54
Duana Posted by Duana
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Jason Merritt/Mark Davis/Frazer Harrison/Getty

Yeah, so the dress didn’t look good, fundamentally.  It looked intricate, and it’s a great colour on many, but the cut-outs didn’t sit flush against her skin, exactly, which is a problem – and I didn’t love the endless tiers in the skirt either. But this is not her greatest sin. You want to know what is?  She chose that dress – and sure, I can see how she thought it would have a lot of impact. Full Story

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GG Worst Neckline: Julianna Margulies

January 16, 2012 15:34:54 Posted at January 16, 2012 15:34:54
Duana Posted by Duana
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She knew it wasn’t her night to win.  She wasn’t working overtime to make it happen, she left the working off the carpet and the precious airtime to those who needed it.  I hear that and I respect it. I bet she had more fun, too, being able to relax with her table and actually take in the awards. Full Story

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GG Worst Unseen Dress: Connie Britton

January 16, 2012 15:05:29 Posted at January 16, 2012 15:05:29
Duana Posted by Duana
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It didn’t even occur to me.  Isn’t that awful?  It wasn’t until Jessica Lange won for American Horror Story that I even thought to look for Connie Britton.  I realized she’d probably be there and the show’s a big deal and I sort of saw her out of the corner of my eye – In a way, I wish I hadn’t brought it up. Full Story

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GG Most Mis-dressed: Sarah Michelle Gellar

January 16, 2012 14:38:29 Posted at January 16, 2012 14:38:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Everyone on our liveblog loved the print on this dress. I just think sometimes the right dress gets the wrong wearer. Or the right wearer picks the wrong dress. You can decide which sentence works for you in this particular instance but whatever you choose, the point is, Sarah Michelle Gellar and the dress did not make a good match. Full Story

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GG Down Girl: Piper Perabo

January 16, 2012 14:06:47 Posted at January 16, 2012 14:06:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pet owners will understand this...When you have to train the jumping up out of your dog? Our puppy Barney, just over a year, is being taught not to jump up. It’s not because he’s bad. It just means he’s overly excited. He can’t contain himself. He has to learn to control his impulses. This is what it was like watching Piper Perabo on the carpet last night. Full Story

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Knock off nude

January 12, 2012 17:18:22 Posted at January 12, 2012 17:18:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Look, I have a lot of love for Nina Dobrev. Yes, because she’s Canadian but also because she’s fiercely Canadian, meaning she hasn’t forgotten, like so many of them do. Etalk has been with Nina from the beginning of her career. Now she’s the star of a big hit U.S. TV show and when we see her at events, she still always stops for us, and not only that, but remembers the names of all our camera guys and all our producers. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson: Rich Hobo

January 12, 2012 16:01:31 Posted at January 12, 2012 16:01:31
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Last year Sasha coined a term in relation to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart: “rich hippy”. My friend A, though, made a good point when she said that Pattinson and Stewart aren’t hippies so much as hobos. Fine, then. Rich hobos.Last night RPattz’s rich hobo-ness was on display at the People’s Choice Awards and you know, I’m throwing a flag. Full Story

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