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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Best SAG Hair for a Bad Dress: Diane Lane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2012 15:04:41 January 30, 2012 15:04:41
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As Kelly Osbourne said last night, and repeated by Duana, pulling off a ponytail with a one shoulder is not an easy accomplishment. Diane Lane did it so beautifully. Always so beautiful. I just really... don’t care for this dress.It’s OK, I guess. And, well, not much more. It’s not imaginative. It’s not memorable. Full Story

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Gran’s big hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2012 16:30:51 January 27, 2012 16:30:51
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Nicole Kidman went out for lunch in LA yesterday looking like a lady of leisure on a housewife show. a lot of volume. Nicole’s next release won’t happen until May on HBO for Hemingway & Gellhorn. No doubt, as is often the case when movie stars make tv series, she’ll be nominated for an Emmy and then a Globe next year. Full Story

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GG Worst Dressed: Natalie Portman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 22:23:00 January 16, 2012 22:23:00
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No imagination. No creativity. I don’t care that it was Lanvin. Go to a mid-range department store right now, head for the evening wear section and you’ll find this dress in various shades of peach and mahogany, definitely black, and most certainly red. Maybe not such an full shade of red, but it’s not really that pronounced of a difference. Full Story

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GG Third Saggy Breast: Jessica Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 21:04:22 January 16, 2012 21:04:22
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Shelfy did not wear her engagement ring at any of the Globe events this weekend. Instead, she decided on a prairie wedding gown with a third saggy tit, right above the waist, I dunno, just to make sure you know JT wants to marry her. In this?She’s not enough for this, you know what I mean?Like, the woman who wears this dress has to be really, really special. Full Story

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GG Worst Hair & Forever $400: Stacy Keibler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 19:51:21 January 16, 2012 19:51:21
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Nothing says small town to me more than poor hairstyling, where the “rules” of fashion and appearance have never been updated, one of which dictates that fancy parties require curls or updos. Making it exciting is taking it only half way up. This is what Stacy Keibler gave us last night. And just as we were starting to make progress - see here Full Story

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GG Worst Bow At The Hip: Charlize Theron

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 18:09:31 January 16, 2012 18:09:31
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Jessica Biel did it in Prada at the Oscars in 2009. Like a handkerchief at the chest. Click here for refresher. This is, of course, Charlize Theron. Who always favours a bow. And hers is at the hip. So, obviously, it’s not quite as dumbass as Biel’s attempt at impressing Anna Wintour. Full Story

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GG Best Improv/Worst Cowgirl: Meryl Streep

Duana Posted by Duana at January 16, 2012 17:59:38 January 16, 2012 17:59:38
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Lainey called me out last night, and she was right, for pussy footing around the fact that The Iron Lady suuuuucked.  I mean, not just a little bit.  That movie was really, really bad …but you got so distracted by Meryl.  There was a moment in the movie where she communicated with her face “well, I could, not that he would care anyway, but what’s a mother to do, these days? That’s my lot in life”. Full Story

GG Worst Red: Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 17:51:23 January 16, 2012 17:51:23
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I suppose she was trying for Jessica Rabbit: Reese Witherspoon with the bedhead and some curves. It may have worked better if the dress wasn’t so...poorly constructed. She’s drowning in it. Now I know I’m on automatic hate when it comes to taffeta and, as such, it may not be fair, my immediate aversion to her Zac Posen, but you have to admit, it’s messy across the chest. Full Story

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GG Worst Follow-Through: Zooey Deschanel

Duana Posted by Duana at January 16, 2012 17:16:12 January 16, 2012 17:16:12
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Okay.  So I’m Zooey D.  My show’s off the ground, I’m starting to get some blowback about how over the top the cute-geek thing is, and maybe, truth be told, I’m starting to get a little exhausted of it myself.   So good.  The Globes is a relatively low-pressure time to transition into something else. Full Story

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GG Most Boring: Mila Kunis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2012 16:42:20 January 16, 2012 16:42:20
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I can’t believe it either. Sorry.And while I’d much rather she be boring, on a night where she was simply a presenter and no longer a nominee, I’ve never known Mila Kunis to bring such little excitement. Mila Kunis, ordinarily, is exciting even in sweats. But we’ve seen this one strap before. And the waistline is almost frumpy and the material is totally unremarkable and her makeup seems half assed and what happened to bringing out those crazy, amazing eyes? How often have you seen Mila Kunis look so dull? Maybe she needs some Jake Gyllenhaal in her life. Full Story

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