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Let Good Pants be your New Year’s Resolution

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2011 17:13:08 December 29, 2011 17:13:08
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Robert Pattinson is tall and British and beautiful. My point is that finding a pair of pants that fits him properly should not be such a challenge, oh my God!Here’s Pattinson arriving at LAX yesterday and all Twi-Hards, a wonderful way to call in the New Year for Twi-Hards because he’s there to rejoin his girlfriend Kristen Stewart. Full Story

Kristen Wiig’s f-ck-me Louboutins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2011 13:12:27 December 28, 2011 13:12:27
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WENN

Page Six reported the other day that Kristen Wiig and her new young lover Fab Moretti were all over each other again on a flight to LA from NYC last week. Two things excited me about this story: first that they’re still hooking up and second that she was “wearing massive f-ck-me Louboutins” at the time. Full Story

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Robo’s Birthday Jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 17:31:41 December 19, 2011 17:31:41
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Wenn, StarFeine.com/Splash

I say this every year - Katie Holmes and Brad Pitt share a birthday. One of the many reasons why western astrology, to me anyway, lacks credibility. Katie spent her birthday with Little and Littler Sci in New York in a birthday jumpsuit. On Charlize Theron, or Rihanna? Totally? The problem with how Katie wears hers is that even if she didn’t design it, it LOOKS like she did design it. Full Story

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Oscar Shaping: SAG nominations & Leo > Fassy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2011 16:17:27 December 14, 2011 16:17:27
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Kevork Djansezian/Getty

Here are the 5 actors nominated for a Screen Actors Guild Award: George Clooney, The DescendantsDemian Bichir, A Better Life Leonardo DiCaprio, J. Edgar Jean Dujardin, The ArtistBrad Pitt, Moneyball Missing?Michael Fassbender. Leonardo DiCaprio, who’d been losing so much momentum, who barely factored in any of the critics’ selections, suddenly just. Full Story

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Worst of 2011: Cowgirl Heigl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 23:52:56 December 13, 2011 23:52:56
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FameFlynet

Remember this? No?Well them I’m sorry for reminding you. Because as I said that the time, some things you can’t UNsee. And this is an outfit you want to unsee.You can always count on Katherine Heigl to put on some f-cked up sh-t but this time, she outshat even herself. The fringed skirt, the animal bag, the slouchy suede boots, her old lady hairstyle. Full Story

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My favourite bromance & Noomi’s bad dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2011 22:00:18 December 8, 2011 22:00:18
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Tim Whitby/Dave Hogan/Getty

I appreciate the effort. That she didn’t want to be boring. But this dress...It’s really, really, REALLY bad. Maybe, like, MAYBE, and this is the weakest maybe ever, if the dots were smaller? Probably not. But sh-t, it’s SH-T, right??? And the hair, the fringe, that doesn’t help either. I don’t understand how this happens. Full Story

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Julian saves the Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2011 16:38:39 December 6, 2011 16:38:39
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Wenn, Stephen Lovekin/Getty

It was another case of the Sister Wife in sateen last night for Angelina Jolie in New York at the premiere of In The Land Of Blood And Honey. What is her deal with this material? And WHY does she insist on dressing like she wants to be on TLC? Thanks to Julian Schnabel then for showing up, slightly more overdressed than usual, in what looks like sweatpants instead of pyjamas which are, as you know, his standard attire. Full Story

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Cam can’t be with this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2011 21:53:05 November 30, 2011 21:53:05
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Pichichi/Splash

There’s a rumour out there that Cameron Diaz is now dealing with Diddy. Um, I don’t buy it. I didn’t buy it before I saw these photos and holy f-ck, I totally don’t buy it now that I’m looking at these photos.PICTURE HIM ON TOP OF YOU. What is happening?How does this happen?How does a man, who doesn’t work with lions and tigers in Vegas, decide that this is what he wants to wear?A shirt like this, it’s an instant dealbreaker. Full Story

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Her nipples, his hat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2011 16:36:04 November 28, 2011 16:36:04
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GSI

Not sure why it had to be a big ass deal this weekend that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux went to the movies and almost ran into Brad Pitt and his children. They didn’t. So, really, in the end, it’s like they were at the same place, a week or a month or even a year apart. Because the result was exactly the same. Full Story

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Pattinson’s aren’t much better

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2011 18:48:07 November 25, 2011 18:48:07
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Splash

Maybe every post today on the main page is going to be about pants and how men wear them. Here’s Robert Pattinson leaving his place in London this morning wearing really bad ones. Like gross. The colour is sh-t, the fit is sh-t, they’re weird around the crotch, they’re not falling right around the ankle. Full Story

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Not the sexiest jeans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2011 17:03:50 November 25, 2011 17:03:50
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Flynet, Saleem & Ahmad Elatab/Splash

The Sexiest Man Alive 2011, Bradley Cooper, was in New York for Thanksgiving, spotted in the West Village. He’s been shooting a movie in Philadelphia the last couple of months with a weekend here in there in LA where he was photographed leaving dinner with Jennifer Lopez before she decided to make that backup dancer her fulltime temporary f-ck which. Full Story

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