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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Pattinson’s aren’t much better

November 25, 2011 18:48:07 Posted at November 25, 2011 18:48:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Maybe every post today on the main page is going to be about pants and how men wear them. Here’s Robert Pattinson leaving his place in London this morning wearing really bad ones. Like gross. The colour is sh-t, the fit is sh-t, they’re weird around the crotch, they’re not falling right around the ankle. Full Story

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Not the sexiest jeans

November 25, 2011 17:03:50 Posted at November 25, 2011 17:03:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Flynet, Saleem & Ahmad Elatab/Splash

The Sexiest Man Alive 2011, Bradley Cooper, was in New York for Thanksgiving, spotted in the West Village. He’s been shooting a movie in Philadelphia the last couple of months with a weekend here in there in LA where he was photographed leaving dinner with Jennifer Lopez before she decided to make that backup dancer her fulltime temporary f-ck which. Full Story

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A break from Blake’s breasts

November 22, 2011 16:48:33 Posted at November 22, 2011 16:48:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jamie McCarthy/Getty

After showing up in that horrific Marchesa the other night - click here for a refresher - Blake Lively went with Elie Saab last night at the opening of Gaga’s Workshop at Barneys in New York. Once again, it’s too small. See how the button is pulling? Then again, if she’d gone up a size, the jacket couldn’t have cupped around her breasts the way they are here for best possible presentation. Full Story

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Your dress is too small...again

November 9, 2011 15:46:10 Posted at November 9, 2011 15:46:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Rabbani and Solimene/Jamie McCarthy/Getty

Blake Lively makes a big ass deal about the fact that she dresses herself. At least she claims to. She says it like the track record is worth taking credit for. And one of the consequences of her dressing herself? Blake often wears clothes that are toooooooooooo small.Remember the Golden Globes in 2009? Click here Full Story

Are you tiring of Johnny Depp?

November 8, 2011 20:56:05 Posted at November 8, 2011 20:56:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pascal Le Segretain/FRANCOIS GUILLOT/Getty

A lot of people seem pissy at Johnny lately for the sh-t he’s been talking about...well...everything. This week it’s an interview with The Guardian which isn’t actually a bad interview in that he’s honest with his answers and with his flaws, almost disturbingly so (laughing about Bruce Robinson, The Rum Diary director, falling off the wagon made me a little uncomfortable). Full Story

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Katie Holmes and bad movies

November 7, 2011 20:04:33 Posted at November 7, 2011 20:04:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Katie Holmes’s last movie before she met and married Tom Cruise was Thank You For Smoking. It was good. And then... Mad Money, The Romantics, The Extra Man, and most recently Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark and The Son Of No One, both of which were not well reviewed. None of them were, actually. Next up: Jack & Jill with Adam Sandler. Full Story

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Friends with mom’s friends

October 21, 2011 16:39:47 Posted at October 21, 2011 16:39:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fern/Splash

The other day when I posted about Katherine Heigl - click here for a refresher - I noted that there were no photos of her at the ELLE Women in Hollywood Tribute with any other celebrities and wondered if she has any friends. Even pretend-friends. How weird is it that in the fakest town in the world, Katherine Heigl couldn’t find a fake bitch to pose with her? I don’t think it’s so much about her not wanting to be fake as it about the possibility that even fake people can’t stand her. Full Story

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Is that a brown shirt?

October 21, 2011 15:26:27 Posted at October 21, 2011 15:26:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

IN TIME premiered in Hollywood last night. Alex Pettyfer wasn’t there...which I’m kinda disappointed about. But why? It’s all JT, isn’t it? Jt is everything. Who gives a sh-t about anyone else? And here he is, in a camel coloured suit and a brown shirt underneath and a blue tie and it’s all supposed to be work because HE IS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. Full Story

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Like Crazy New York and a hipster

October 19, 2011 20:37:30 Posted at October 19, 2011 20:37:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Felicity Jones, Anton Yelchin, and director Drake Doremus were in New York last night for the premiere of Like Crazy. Not sure why Anton looks so stunned in every photo. But Felicity, she has some good red carpet instincts, non? Like Crazy opens on October 28th.  Go see!Am also attaching photos of Olivia Thirlby who was also in the attendance. Full Story

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She passed New York

October 19, 2011 15:31:37 Posted at October 19, 2011 15:31:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Flynet

George Clooney gave Stacy Keibler permission to stand next to him on a red carpet the other day at the NY premiere of The Descendants. She must have passed the test. Because he took her to Paris with him and allowed her to do the same there. Still looking like they need to practise more in the mirror, non? This is what the Beckhams do all the time. Full Story

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You can always count on Katherine Heigl...

October 18, 2011 17:41:23 Posted at October 18, 2011 17:41:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

To look worse than you at a Hollywood event. Again, how does this keep happening??? Katherine Heigl was fresh and gorgeous and not tacky assed and weird-haired the first two seasons of Grey’s Anatomy. I can’t believe it’s the same person. Who showed up last night at the ELLE Women in Hollywood Tribute last night with that crazy thing on her head in a dress that looks like what people wear when they’re trying to be Kim Kardashian. Full Story

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