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Are you tiring of Johnny Depp?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2011 20:56:05 November 8, 2011 20:56:05
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A lot of people seem pissy at Johnny lately for the sh-t he’s been talking about...well...everything. This week it’s an interview with The Guardian which isn’t actually a bad interview in that he’s honest with his answers and with his flaws, almost disturbingly so (laughing about Bruce Robinson, The Rum Diary director, falling off the wagon made me a little uncomfortable). Full Story

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Katie Holmes and bad movies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2011 20:04:33 November 7, 2011 20:04:33
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Katie Holmes’s last movie before she met and married Tom Cruise was Thank You For Smoking. It was good. And then... Mad Money, The Romantics, The Extra Man, and most recently Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark and The Son Of No One, both of which were not well reviewed. None of them were, actually. Next up: Jack & Jill with Adam Sandler. Full Story

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Friends with mom’s friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2011 16:39:47 October 21, 2011 16:39:47
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The other day when I posted about Katherine Heigl - click here for a refresher - I noted that there were no photos of her at the ELLE Women in Hollywood Tribute with any other celebrities and wondered if she has any friends. Even pretend-friends. How weird is it that in the fakest town in the world, Katherine Heigl couldn’t find a fake bitch to pose with her? I don’t think it’s so much about her not wanting to be fake as it about the possibility that even fake people can’t stand her. Full Story

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Is that a brown shirt?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2011 15:26:27 October 21, 2011 15:26:27
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IN TIME premiered in Hollywood last night. Alex Pettyfer wasn’t there...which I’m kinda disappointed about. But why? It’s all JT, isn’t it? Jt is everything. Who gives a sh-t about anyone else? And here he is, in a camel coloured suit and a brown shirt underneath and a blue tie and it’s all supposed to be work because HE IS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. Full Story

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Like Crazy New York and a hipster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2011 20:37:30 October 19, 2011 20:37:30
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Felicity Jones, Anton Yelchin, and director Drake Doremus were in New York last night for the premiere of Like Crazy. Not sure why Anton looks so stunned in every photo. But Felicity, she has some good red carpet instincts, non? Like Crazy opens on October 28th.  Go see!Am also attaching photos of Olivia Thirlby who was also in the attendance. Full Story

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She passed New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2011 15:31:37 October 19, 2011 15:31:37
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George Clooney gave Stacy Keibler permission to stand next to him on a red carpet the other day at the NY premiere of The Descendants. She must have passed the test. Because he took her to Paris with him and allowed her to do the same there. Still looking like they need to practise more in the mirror, non? This is what the Beckhams do all the time. Full Story

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You can always count on Katherine Heigl...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2011 17:41:23 October 18, 2011 17:41:23
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To look worse than you at a Hollywood event. Again, how does this keep happening??? Katherine Heigl was fresh and gorgeous and not tacky assed and weird-haired the first two seasons of Grey’s Anatomy. I can’t believe it’s the same person. Who showed up last night at the ELLE Women in Hollywood Tribute last night with that crazy thing on her head in a dress that looks like what people wear when they’re trying to be Kim Kardashian. Full Story

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Justin didn’t fix the shoe problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2011 17:15:23 October 17, 2011 17:15:23
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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux attended the American CInematheque even in honour of Robert Downey Jr on Friday in Beverly Hills. I like him in a black on black suit. It’s too bad he couldn’t help her with her shoe problem. Look at her shoes. Bash your head against your desk. WHY does this keep happening? In other Jennifer Aniston news, Jacek and I stayed in on Friday night after getting home from a 10 day trip to Toronto and Montreal. Full Story

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You are not Lenny Kravitz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 19:30:06 October 4, 2011 19:30:06
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Bauer, KCSPresse/Splash

Definitely have a double standard going here. Call me on it, please. Because if Lenny Kravitz were walking around Paris Fashion Week like this, I’d be totally ok with it. But ... Jared Leto isn’t Lenny Kravitz. Jared Leto walking around Paris Fashion Week like this just looks like a loser. Unfair? Would I be less unfair if I was more of a fan of his music? If I considered him a “rock star” would I be more tolerant of his try-full “rock star” stylings? Rock Star or Pop Star? I want there to be a difference. Full Story

Robo Scarecrow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 19:00:38 October 4, 2011 19:00:38
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Scarecrow is what I thought of when I saw Katie Holmes in these jeans. Gumby Scarecrow? Scarecrow Gumby? Whatever it is, it’s f-cking the worst. And here’s my answer to that one person, there’s always one, who will argue that she just wanted to be comfortable so don’t judge her for her weird ass coveralls. Full Story

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Porny’s having a baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 21:27:22 September 27, 2011 21:27:22
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I have no idea. But In Touch Eye-Roll Weekly is claiming to have the exclusive. They’ve supposedly “confirmed” that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with that freeloader’s baby. Porny’s “kooky” cravings include “nacho chips dipped in chocolate and cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas”. Full Story