Assy Style Articles

Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Baby bumps & Bodyguards

September 14, 2011 12:01:04 Posted at September 14, 2011 12:01:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It occurred to me that you could, in theory, bitch on Olivia Wilde’s ass for making everyone look like sh-t last night at the Butter premiere. But then again, Jennifer Garner has her own personal bodyguard. So there’s no reason she can’t find a better dress. Is a pink sparkly ballet bridesmaid cotton candy tinkerbell REALLY the best choice for a pregnant lady? Really??? It’s infantile and gross. Full Story

View All 10 Photos

TIFF 2011: Sasha’s Watch List

September 8, 2011 09:27:34 Posted at September 8, 2011 09:27:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha Starting today some serious star wattage will be hitting the streets of T-dot. My peepers will be wide open for the flyest gear, but before it starts rolling out let’s get our s-TIFF-ies for who’s coming to town. Full Story

Katie Holmes was the night’s biggest star?

August 29, 2011 07:36:30 Posted at August 29, 2011 07:36:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The presentation of the final award at any awards show is usually reserved for most high profile guest in attendance. Last night that responsibility fell to Katie Holmes. Were they short on names? Will Ferrell was there. So was Jack Black. I’m not saying either of them are traditional final award presenter material but they’re easily bigger stars than Katie Holmes. Full Story

View All 11 Photos

Can you find a kind feeling?

August 24, 2011 14:32:12 Posted at August 24, 2011 14:32:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Ashton Kutcher arriving at Letterman presumably to promote his new starring role on Two and a Half Men. When Ashton obscures his looks, and he’s a very good looking man, there are very few kind things I can find to say about him. Look at him. He looks like a smug douche. With his try to be cheeky bowtie and his try to be I just grabbed these wrinkled pants pants and his I’m so much smarter and techier than you expression. Full Story

Of course she wore white

August 22, 2011 08:58:19 Posted at August 22, 2011 08:58:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That Kardashian who was married this weekend asked all her guests to wear white or black. Most people would opt for black. It’s easier to find, coordinate, and, well, it speaks to choice - I CHOOSE to NOT wear the colour of the bride. It’s one thing if it’s an all-white wedding, like my cousin Cat, who basically ordered us all to wear white. Full Story

View All 18 Photos

Rihanna’s green feathers

August 19, 2011 12:14:10 Posted at August 19, 2011 12:14:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I like almost everything Rihanna wears. Not for me, but on her. Is it something you should wear to your cousin’s wedding? Of course not. Are you a 23 year old rock star? This is my problem with a lot of fashion commentary. Because you can’t apply style principles across the board. Why would you ever want Rihanna to dress like, I dunno, Hilary Duff? It’s absurd. Full Story

View All 12 Photos

Douchebag or dork suit

August 12, 2011 07:26:37 Posted at August 12, 2011 07:26:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who tops your Five List? Imagine that person, imagine that person the hottest you’ve ever seen him/her, the way he/she appears in your personal movies, the ones you’ve scripted in your own head, with dialogue. Now imagine that person wearing what Bradley Cooper is wearing in these photos. Full Story

View All 8 Photos

Why weren’t you at the Xenu party?

August 9, 2011 08:56:54 Posted at August 9, 2011 08:56:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Saturday night in Hollywood, there was a big Scientology party attended by some of Xenu’s most ardent disciples including John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston, Priscilla Presley, Juliette Lewis, Jenna Elfman, and Jason Lee, who looked hotter than he has in a long time. You can see the photos here Full Story

View All 20 Photos

Teen Choice Worst Dressed: Ashley Greene

August 8, 2011 08:40:30 Posted at August 8, 2011 08:40:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Personal feelings aside, she needs a proper stylist. There’s no reason a girl this pretty with a body this tight is so often so poorly dressed on a carpet. Or does she just, like, have genetically bad taste... in the same way Jessica Simpson has genetically bad taste? How is this ensemble flattering? It makes her look wide when she isn’t wide. Full Story

View All 9 Photos

Sashay writing

August 8, 2011 07:01:26 Posted at August 8, 2011 07:01:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not sure about these poses Tyra Banks was throwing down last night at Teen Choice. Or that, um, her leather jumpsuit was the best selection on the carpet. But that’s not really why Tyra made the blog today. Tyra made the blog today because Jessica sent me something crazy the other day and I needed to find a way, with photos, to include it. Full Story

View All 8 Photos