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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Robo: bland and crazy

August 3, 2011 08:00:24 Posted at August 3, 2011 08:00:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Letterman’s guest last night was Ricky Gervais. Over on The Tonight Show it was equally as boisterous as Jay Leno welcomed Katie Holmes. Hardly. That girl... Is so boring... And maybe she knows it. Maybe that’s why she put on the red pants. I didn’t care for the red pants. I think it’s the shade of red that’s the problem, especially in combination with that the colour of her crochet jumper. Full Story

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Hot Harry on a Horse & the Foxy Filly

July 29, 2011 08:10:04 Posted at July 29, 2011 08:10:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This sounds like the title of a porn. Like some of that crazy ass equine sh-t when people do it with mares. Don’t pretend you’re shocked. This happens. A lot. It is not a porn, obviously, unfortunately, but it does have to do with the member of the British royal family who is voted most likely to participate in one – and of course that would be Hot Harry who, this weekend, is expected at the wedding of his cousin Zara Phillips in Scotland but who, for today, is making headlines for the nickname he’s allegedly given the sister of his sister-in-law: Foxy Filly Whatever. Full Story

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Henry Cavill: not photogenic and bad pants

July 28, 2011 08:35:51 Posted at July 28, 2011 08:35:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have received a lot of email about Henry Cavill after Comic-Con and I don’t have a lot to say about him other than he’s really, really lovely and has great hair and... is, like Charlie Hunnam, terribly unphotogenic. I mean, in person, you have to believe he’s beautiful. Elegant, strong, handsome. Full Story

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Who are you?

July 20, 2011 13:39:49 Posted at July 20, 2011 13:39:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The last time we saw Jennifer Aniston, she was getting her feet and hands cemented in Hollywood and she was not wearing black. Click here for a refresher. Tonight, in London for the premiere of Horrible Bosses, once again, Jen is not in black, and NOT in a pair of sh-tty strappy shoes. Full Story

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The balcony is his shower

July 18, 2011 09:02:05 Posted at July 18, 2011 09:02:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t question. Just... enjoy....the sight of the GMD on his balcony in Miami this weekend throwing down some serious microphone moves, totally immersed he must be in his role in Rock of Ages. And it’s not like he doesn’t know he’s being watched. This isn’t the first time the paps have shot him there. Full Story

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I would prefer sleeves

July 15, 2011 10:33:14 Posted at July 15, 2011 10:33:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look I get it. How weird it must be. You know the paps are there shooting you. You know they know you know they’re there shooting you. Then you have to spend your entire lunch pretending you don’t know. Or trying not to look, even though it’s kinda human nature to want to look where you’re not supposed to look. Full Story

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Just a little garden party

July 13, 2011 08:49:00 Posted at July 13, 2011 08:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At Buckingham Palace with the Queen yesterday. I almost died seeing this first photo. Can you imagine what the Queen must have thought of this outfit? Who is this person? I need to meet her. Oh here we go. Emails from the indignant – who is this foul beast and HOW DARE SHE soil the Monarch’s eyes with such a disgrace of an appearance????????????????????? OMG. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Mrs Affleck at the BAFTA Gala

July 11, 2011 10:02:44 Posted at July 11, 2011 10:02:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s just one photo, one face, but I like it for the purpose of this story. Jennifer Garner at the BAFTA Gala to meet Will & Kate and, well, Jennifer Lopez AND Blake Lively were also there. That’s an easy Photo Assumption, non? Interestingly enough, you’ll note that both Garner and Lopez bumrushed it over to say hello to Princess Catherine and have their photos taken but Blake Lively. Full Story

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JLo is a royal fangirl

July 11, 2011 09:38:38 Posted at July 11, 2011 09:38:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was originally reported that Jennifer Lopez would take her husband to the BAFTA Gala to meet Will & Kate. She ended up bringing her mother which... I mean I think I would too. I know many of you stayed up late/got up early to watch the Royal Wedding, not with your husbands, but with your friends/sisters/mothers. Full Story

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Taupe & Meg: one dress

July 5, 2011 10:29:33 Posted at July 5, 2011 10:29:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It is not uncommon for us all to shudder when Jennifer Garner puts on a dress – not on a red carpet, but when she’s running errands, being mom to Violet and Seraphina. If you have no memory of this, please click here. Now you know. The other day, Taupe stepped out in this printed blue and white summery dress and I mentioned to Duana how much I liked it, on standalone, but wondered why on her it looked so bad. Full Story

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Justin isn’t helping with Jen’s shoes

July 1, 2011 09:10:47 Posted at July 1, 2011 09:10:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night was the LA premiere of Horrible Bosses. Jennifer Aniston walked the carpet alone, in a black dress situation, naturally, as her boyfriend Justin Theroux was close by, waiting in the car when she got out, and then getting out himself later to slip into the theatre. They left together later on and totally had a sleepover, although I’m not sure it’s called a sleepover when the two are (supposedly) living together already. Full Story

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