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Henry Cavill: not photogenic and bad pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2011 08:35:51 July 28, 2011 08:35:51

Have received a lot of email about Henry Cavill after Comic-Con and I don’t have a lot to say about him other than he’s really, really lovely and has great hair and... is, like Charlie Hunnam, terribly unphotogenic. I mean, in person, you have to believe he’s beautiful. Elegant, strong, handsome. Full Story

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Who are you?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2011 13:39:49 July 20, 2011 13:39:49

The last time we saw Jennifer Aniston, she was getting her feet and hands cemented in Hollywood and she was not wearing black. Click here for a refresher. Tonight, in London for the premiere of Horrible Bosses, once again, Jen is not in black, and NOT in a pair of sh-tty strappy shoes. Full Story

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The balcony is his shower

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 18, 2011 09:02:05 July 18, 2011 09:02:05

Don’t question. Just... enjoy....the sight of the GMD on his balcony in Miami this weekend throwing down some serious microphone moves, totally immersed he must be in his role in Rock of Ages. And it’s not like he doesn’t know he’s being watched. This isn’t the first time the paps have shot him there. Full Story

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I would prefer sleeves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2011 10:33:14 July 15, 2011 10:33:14

Look I get it. How weird it must be. You know the paps are there shooting you. You know they know you know they’re there shooting you. Then you have to spend your entire lunch pretending you don’t know. Or trying not to look, even though it’s kinda human nature to want to look where you’re not supposed to look. Full Story

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Just a little garden party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2011 08:49:00 July 13, 2011 08:49:00

At Buckingham Palace with the Queen yesterday. I almost died seeing this first photo. Can you imagine what the Queen must have thought of this outfit? Who is this person? I need to meet her. Oh here we go. Emails from the indignant – who is this foul beast and HOW DARE SHE soil the Monarch’s eyes with such a disgrace of an appearance????????????????????? OMG. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Mrs Affleck at the BAFTA Gala

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2011 10:02:44 July 11, 2011 10:02:44

It’s just one photo, one face, but I like it for the purpose of this story. Jennifer Garner at the BAFTA Gala to meet Will & Kate and, well, Jennifer Lopez AND Blake Lively were also there. That’s an easy Photo Assumption, non? Interestingly enough, you’ll note that both Garner and Lopez bumrushed it over to say hello to Princess Catherine and have their photos taken but Blake Lively. Full Story

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JLo is a royal fangirl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2011 09:38:38 July 11, 2011 09:38:38

It was originally reported that Jennifer Lopez would take her husband to the BAFTA Gala to meet Will & Kate. She ended up bringing her mother which... I mean I think I would too. I know many of you stayed up late/got up early to watch the Royal Wedding, not with your husbands, but with your friends/sisters/mothers. Full Story

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Taupe & Meg: one dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2011 10:29:33 July 5, 2011 10:29:33

It is not uncommon for us all to shudder when Jennifer Garner puts on a dress – not on a red carpet, but when she’s running errands, being mom to Violet and Seraphina. If you have no memory of this, please click here. Now you know. The other day, Taupe stepped out in this printed blue and white summery dress and I mentioned to Duana how much I liked it, on standalone, but wondered why on her it looked so bad. Full Story

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Justin isn’t helping with Jen’s shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2011 09:10:47 July 1, 2011 09:10:47

Last night was the LA premiere of Horrible Bosses. Jennifer Aniston walked the carpet alone, in a black dress situation, naturally, as her boyfriend Justin Theroux was close by, waiting in the car when she got out, and then getting out himself later to slip into the theatre. They left together later on and totally had a sleepover, although I’m not sure it’s called a sleepover when the two are (supposedly) living together already. Full Story

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Will & Kate & the youth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2011 07:35:34 July 1, 2011 07:35:34

The final stop on the first day of the Royal Tour in Canada was a bbq reception to celebrate youth. Both William and Catherine made a wardrobe change – her third of the day. This time it was an Issa wrap dress with a bird pattern, sheer stockings, and slingback wedges. I can’t say I love anything about this ensemble. Full Story

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Blake’s Mole & Leighton’s fringe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2011 13:05:51 June 30, 2011 13:05:51

Leighton Meester was photographed yesterday in New York leaving the Ritz Hotel promoting her new movie Monte Carlo wearing a new(ish?) fringe. HATE it. Love everything else – the dress, shoes, all of it – but the fringe...cheapens it, non? I know you think I’m biased about a fringe, and I am, but this girl is fresh and beautiful and young and now, now she looks hard and low classy. Full Story

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