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MTV Emmas: bitchface and backstage

June 6, 2011 05:50:32 Posted at June 6, 2011 05:50:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All of us wondered during the liveblog if Emma Watson bitchfaced Emma Stone during Stone’s acceptance speech last night. Watson was seated behind Hailee Steinfeld. And Hailee Steinfeld was clapping like she’d never been let out of the house before which...that might be true. As Duana noted, juxtaposed with that kind of enthusiasm, Watson’s unamused expression seemed extra crusty. Full Story

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A comparison in top heavy denim

June 1, 2011 11:41:28 Posted at June 1, 2011 11:41:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t think you would argue with me if I said Salma Hayek has big breasts. And the same goes for Jessica Simpson. They’re also both short. But that’s pretty much it re: similarities. Here’s Salma in Venice to attend an art museum opening proving – courageously, I might add – that you don’t have to be tall and lanky to work the high waisted option. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Heigl’s Husband

May 26, 2011 08:02:26 Posted at May 26, 2011 08:02:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s time to make up baseless assumptions by studying a series of photographs. Let’s play Photo Assumption on Katherine Heigl’s husband’s side-face while out for lunch yesterday with her and her mother. Horror, right? Total HORROR. Imagine – as if Katherine’s goddamn hair isn’t bad enough, it actually MATCHES her mom’s… !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT MATCHES HER MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is happening here? HOW is it being allowed to happen? I know I’ve asked this before. Full Story

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Be a good Dean...

May 25, 2011 13:31:58 Posted at May 25, 2011 13:31:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or Neal. I’m not sure how they’re representing it in the film so…both for now? Remember when Garrett Hedlund topped my Five List? Then I saw TRON: Legacy. And even Jacek, who doesn’t notice much, remarked that he had a serious thigh in pants problem in that leather suit which, really, marked the beginning of the end. Full Story

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Sweaty singing and dancing

May 24, 2011 06:42:42 Posted at May 24, 2011 06:42:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember for a while there Katie Holmes tried to convince us she was a dancer? And she trained for hours upon hours over a span of weeks and weeks and then she “performed” on So You Think You Can Dance and we were like… that’s it? Well, the GMD is singing and dancing now too! Tom Cruise has been hard at work in Florida preparing for Rock of Ages. Full Story

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Hugh has a pants problem

May 20, 2011 11:11:02 Posted at May 20, 2011 11:11:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t think I’ve ever known Hugh Jackman to have a pants problem. This might be the first time I’ve seen him with a pants problem. It’s not the most egregious pants problem ever. It’s not as bad as a Jonas or anything. But still… Hugh is so much better than this, so much better than these pants, I have to say I am slightly alarmed. Full Story

Scarlett’s boyfriend's Canadian tuxedo

May 20, 2011 08:35:00 Posted at May 20, 2011 08:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sean Penn is killing it in Cannes today. Check him out working denim on denim, posing with some hip-jutting attitude at the photo call for This Must Be The Place. He plays Cheyenne, an aging goth rocker looking for the Nazi who tortured his dad. I want you to watch this clip before reading the rest. Ok so Frances McDormand? She plays his WIFE, a firefighter in Dublin, in the film. Full Story

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Johnny & Penelope: getting the shot

May 16, 2011 14:04:09 Posted at May 16, 2011 14:04:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every day, if you want to shoot arrivals at the Palais, "les marches", the famous red steps in Cannes, you have to go present your credentials at the press office at 10am to be entered into a lottery. You then return at 3pm to see if your outlet was selected. Spots are limited. For prime premieres, like Pirates of the Caribbean, it's really just the luck of the draw. Full Story

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Rachel's carpet pants

May 13, 2011 08:00:21 Posted at May 13, 2011 08:00:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For the second night in a row, Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen walked the carpet in Cannes together as a couple. They are super, super cute together. I like the way he looks at her. Anyway, apparently her figure skating dress from the night before was Marchesa. Of course. Last night though she threw on some pants. Full Story

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Is This What Was Agreed Upon?

May 11, 2011 10:50:47 Posted at May 11, 2011 10:50:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Katherine Heigl and her husband had lunch together. It seems like it was a midday break which seems really nice – I’ve never managed to get that balance of a treat in the middle of the day without the rest of the afternoon backsliding into a mass of errands and not really getting back down to work. Full Story

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Purple & Hairspray

May 10, 2011 12:30:54 Posted at May 10, 2011 12:30:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is this some kind of trend? Cheryl Cole introduced herself to America the other day in a pair of ill-fitting purple pants with her hair tricked out for Country Music. Pure Dolly Parton styles. Click here for a refresher. Last night in New York at the Robin Hood Foundation Benefit, Sarah Jessica Parker was also in purple. Full Story

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