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What to wear to a play park...if you`re the Jolie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2011 13:27:44 June 15, 2011 13:27:44

You know how Victoria Beckham always wears stilettos to her kids’ activities? Did you ever think the Jolie would be more Posh than Taupe? They’re not stilettos, but they’re still wedge heels! Here’s Angelina Jolie in Malta today with her children – in costume! – at an indoor play park in a long, one sleeve dress and some wedge heels. Full Story

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Blake & Leo from coast to coast

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2011 11:57:41 June 13, 2011 11:57:41

They were in Europe together. Then it was over to LA for the MTV Movie Awards and a trip to Disneyland afterwards. And it’s still not enough. This weekend Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio, my current favourite Good for Gossip couple, were in New York. She stayed with him, it was definitely a multiple sleepover situation. Full Story

Busy weekend for the Cambridges & Pippa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2011 09:18:12 June 13, 2011 09:18:12

As noted earlier, there was a lot of Royal-ness to cover this weekend. Prince William and Catherine were present, along with all the other Royals, at Trooping the Colour in celebration of the Queen’s birthday. Will rode during the procession directly behind his gran. He’s on the grey horse, see? While Will participated in the official march, Kate shared a coach with her mother-in-law, Hot Harry, and Prince Andrew. Full Story

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Scarlett Johansson: the Sean Penn effect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2011 07:54:33 June 7, 2011 07:54:33

Some lovers are good for you. At least aesthetically, right? This is what I always used to say about Jude Law and Sienna Miller. They were at their physical bests when they were together. Emotionally...well... debatable. But this is a gossip blog. Fashion not function, and superficial always. On this note then. Full Story

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Movie Awards Worst: Chris Evans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2011 12:07:56 June 6, 2011 12:07:56

I don’t have quivery feelings for Chris Evans to begin with. And what he brought last night...well... it didn’t help. Last night at the MTV Movie Awards it went from indifferent, at best, to mildly repulsed, also at best. It might be that varsity jacket, or whatever it is he’s wearing that looks like a varsity jacket, in the colour of baseball glove, only the knobbiest-looking sh-t I’ve seen on a boyman in a long, long time. Full Story

Growing up for Shakespeare and career

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2011 09:39:56 June 6, 2011 09:39:56

Throughout award season, Hailee Steinfeld was doing a great job dressing her age. Her choices were appropriate, attractive, adorable. Then last night she showed up at the MTV Movies Awards and suddenly there was a new message. On Uma Thurman? Susan Sarandon? Jennifer Aniston? It’s a perfect pantsuit. Full Story

Anna Wintour and Sienna Miller’s boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2011 08:10:23 June 6, 2011 08:10:23

Coming to you later with new photos of Rafael Nadal... Oh but they played some beautiful tennis for a while there yesterday, didn’t they? As you know, as has been previously mentioned several times on this site, between the two, for me it is Rafa > Roger. Always. Anna Wintour, however, has no time for Rafa. Full Story

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MTV Emmas: bitchface and backstage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2011 05:50:32 June 6, 2011 05:50:32

All of us wondered during the liveblog if Emma Watson bitchfaced Emma Stone during Stone’s acceptance speech last night. Watson was seated behind Hailee Steinfeld. And Hailee Steinfeld was clapping like she’d never been let out of the house before which...that might be true. As Duana noted, juxtaposed with that kind of enthusiasm, Watson’s unamused expression seemed extra crusty. Full Story

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A comparison in top heavy denim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2011 11:41:28 June 1, 2011 11:41:28

I don’t think you would argue with me if I said Salma Hayek has big breasts. And the same goes for Jessica Simpson. They’re also both short. But that’s pretty much it re: similarities. Here’s Salma in Venice to attend an art museum opening proving – courageously, I might add – that you don’t have to be tall and lanky to work the high waisted option. Full Story

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Photo Assumption: Heigl’s Husband

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2011 08:02:26 May 26, 2011 08:02:26

It’s time to make up baseless assumptions by studying a series of photographs. Let’s play Photo Assumption on Katherine Heigl’s husband’s side-face while out for lunch yesterday with her and her mother. Horror, right? Total HORROR. Imagine – as if Katherine’s goddamn hair isn’t bad enough, it actually MATCHES her mom’s… !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT MATCHES HER MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is happening here? HOW is it being allowed to happen? I know I’ve asked this before. Full Story

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Be a good Dean...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2011 13:31:58 May 25, 2011 13:31:58

Or Neal. I’m not sure how they’re representing it in the film so…both for now? Remember when Garrett Hedlund topped my Five List? Then I saw TRON: Legacy. And even Jacek, who doesn’t notice much, remarked that he had a serious thigh in pants problem in that leather suit which, really, marked the beginning of the end. Full Story

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