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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Sweaty singing and dancing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 24, 2011 06:42:42 May 24, 2011 06:42:42

Remember for a while there Katie Holmes tried to convince us she was a dancer? And she trained for hours upon hours over a span of weeks and weeks and then she “performed” on So You Think You Can Dance and we were like… that’s it? Well, the GMD is singing and dancing now too! Tom Cruise has been hard at work in Florida preparing for Rock of Ages. Full Story

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Hugh has a pants problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2011 11:11:02 May 20, 2011 11:11:02

I don’t think I’ve ever known Hugh Jackman to have a pants problem. This might be the first time I’ve seen him with a pants problem. It’s not the most egregious pants problem ever. It’s not as bad as a Jonas or anything. But still… Hugh is so much better than this, so much better than these pants, I have to say I am slightly alarmed. Full Story

Scarlett’s boyfriend's Canadian tuxedo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2011 08:35:00 May 20, 2011 08:35:00

Sean Penn is killing it in Cannes today. Check him out working denim on denim, posing with some hip-jutting attitude at the photo call for This Must Be The Place. He plays Cheyenne, an aging goth rocker looking for the Nazi who tortured his dad. I want you to watch this clip before reading the rest. Ok so Frances McDormand? She plays his WIFE, a firefighter in Dublin, in the film. Full Story

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Johnny & Penelope: getting the shot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 14:04:09 May 16, 2011 14:04:09

Every day, if you want to shoot arrivals at the Palais, "les marches", the famous red steps in Cannes, you have to go present your credentials at the press office at 10am to be entered into a lottery. You then return at 3pm to see if your outlet was selected. Spots are limited. For prime premieres, like Pirates of the Caribbean, it's really just the luck of the draw. Full Story

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Rachel's carpet pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2011 08:00:21 May 13, 2011 08:00:21

For the second night in a row, Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen walked the carpet in Cannes together as a couple. They are super, super cute together. I like the way he looks at her. Anyway, apparently her figure skating dress from the night before was Marchesa. Of course. Last night though she threw on some pants. Full Story

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Is This What Was Agreed Upon?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2011 10:50:47 May 11, 2011 10:50:47

Written by Duana Katherine Heigl and her husband had lunch together. It seems like it was a midday break which seems really nice – I’ve never managed to get that balance of a treat in the middle of the day without the rest of the afternoon backsliding into a mass of errands and not really getting back down to work. Full Story

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Purple & Hairspray

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2011 12:30:54 May 10, 2011 12:30:54

Is this some kind of trend? Cheryl Cole introduced herself to America the other day in a pair of ill-fitting purple pants with her hair tricked out for Country Music. Pure Dolly Parton styles. Click here for a refresher. Last night in New York at the Robin Hood Foundation Benefit, Sarah Jessica Parker was also in purple. Full Story

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A phone for my ma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2011 08:39:55 May 9, 2011 08:39:55

Catherine Zeta-Jones is shooting a movie with Gerard Butler, Uma Thurman, and Jessica Biel in New Orleans. She hit up the New Orleans Jazz Festival with her mother, and also Jimmy Buffet’s wife Jane. CZJ is “listed” at 41. If you didn’t know it was her, and you just looked at her phone, and the way she’s tricked it out, would you think she was 41? Or would you put her closer to 65, living in Florida, going to bingo? Or 61, Chinese, hitting up the casino even in a wheelchair? This is what my ma did on Mother’s Day. Full Story

Cheryl Cole’s debut: Savvy or Stupid?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2011 06:52:58 May 9, 2011 06:52:58

Simon Cowell thinks she’s about to become a big hit. Now that her contract’s all ironed out, she’s officially joined US X Factor in America, showing up full pop at the auditions in LA. I can’t decide if this is really stupid or actually really smart. What she’s wearing, I mean. Full Story

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Met Worst: Livia Firth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2011 12:40:54 May 3, 2011 12:40:54

I’m sorry! I know! It’s a terrible thing to say. And I love Colin Firth, you know I love him SO much. But... I need you take a look at Livia’s... PANTS. THOSE ARE PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those are, like, khaki capri pants. So... she dropped her kids off after school and threw some kind of cape around her waist, and let’s go? In some of the shots, it actually looks like, you know when you get hot so you take your sweater off and tie it around your hips? At the Met Gala??? How could I have made any other call? Fergie was the worst? Sure. Full Story

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Met SEX: Blake Lively

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2011 11:34:08 May 3, 2011 11:34:08

Her tits are not pouring out. Her ass is not hanging out. In fact, Blake Lively has probably never been more covered. And somehow, this girl, still she throws it out there all the time: SEX, SEX, SEX. Right? The way that sheet covers half her body, it’s like she’s in bed, strategically positioned invitingly, so that you want to lift a corner of that blanket over her and climb inside. Full Story

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