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Cheryl Cole’s debut: Savvy or Stupid?

May 9, 2011 06:52:58 Posted at May 9, 2011 06:52:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Simon Cowell thinks she’s about to become a big hit. Now that her contract’s all ironed out, she’s officially joined US X Factor in America, showing up full pop at the auditions in LA. I can’t decide if this is really stupid or actually really smart. What she’s wearing, I mean. Full Story

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Met Worst: Livia Firth

May 3, 2011 12:40:54 Posted at May 3, 2011 12:40:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m sorry! I know! It’s a terrible thing to say. And I love Colin Firth, you know I love him SO much. But... I need you take a look at Livia’s... PANTS. THOSE ARE PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those are, like, khaki capri pants. So... she dropped her kids off after school and threw some kind of cape around her waist, and let’s go? In some of the shots, it actually looks like, you know when you get hot so you take your sweater off and tie it around your hips? At the Met Gala??? How could I have made any other call? Fergie was the worst? Sure. Full Story

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Met SEX: Blake Lively

May 3, 2011 11:34:08 Posted at May 3, 2011 11:34:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her tits are not pouring out. Her ass is not hanging out. In fact, Blake Lively has probably never been more covered. And somehow, this girl, still she throws it out there all the time: SEX, SEX, SEX. Right? The way that sheet covers half her body, it’s like she’s in bed, strategically positioned invitingly, so that you want to lift a corner of that blanket over her and climb inside. Full Story

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Met Pathetic: Kristen Bell

May 3, 2011 11:04:11 Posted at May 3, 2011 11:04:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And... sadly... Isla Fisher. There are so many things I cherish about my friend Laura but nothing more than the glee with which she hates on Kristen Bell. Laura is also my producer – in Cannes, at the Oscars, all over the world including Sundance where we forever bonded over mutual eye roll for Kristen Bell who, as you know, is barely anyone, but stalked around that place like she was too good to stop, and claimed she didn’t want to be cared about. Full Story

Met Worst Sateen: Madonna

May 3, 2011 10:29:58 Posted at May 3, 2011 10:29:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Stella McCartney is obviously trying to stay out of it, whatever it is between Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna. She dressed them both. Madonna however did not sit with Stella and her usual girls. G and Stella were with Kate Hudson and Rashida Jones and Iman and I think Rihanna, while Madonna was...elsewhere. Full Story

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Met Glee-off: Dianna Agron & Lea Michele

May 3, 2011 09:28:02 Posted at May 3, 2011 09:28:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How did they both end up in red? They can try to convince me until they’re red in the face that they did it “on purpose” but there is no way I’d believe it. I would however totally buy it if you tell me in two weeks that they’ll have a throwdown about it at work. Who won the red match? I don’t love red dresses ever, but for this battle, I’m taking Agron’s Michael Kors. Full Story

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Met Disappointing: Naomi Watts

May 3, 2011 08:48:02 Posted at May 3, 2011 08:48:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jesus. What just happened? I can see the seam on the shoulder because it’s sheer overlay which... gross. As in from the bowels of bad bridal, you know? All of it. From the belt to the cascading bedazzlement and again the no-colourness that seemed to prevail last night, this is not Naomi Watts at her best. Full Story

Worst Met Colour: Rashida Jones

May 3, 2011 08:00:23 Posted at May 3, 2011 08:00:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michelle sent me a note last night when all of us started hitting the wires to see the photos as they we released. Her message was simple: “How can this happen to someone so beautiful?”It’s true. Rashida Jones is beautiful. And she is dressed up in all kinds of bridesmaid purple wrong. Full Story

Met without the braid: Rihanna

May 3, 2011 07:41:21 Posted at May 3, 2011 07:41:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Stella McCartney had some big names in her clothes last night. Madonna and Gwyneth (more on them later), Kate Hudson, as always, and Rihanna too, in a one shoulder black lace which, I mean it’s not something I’d pick for myself, but on Rihanna it fit beautifully, it’s made beautifully, with gorgeous lines, and enough drama on its own, it really didn’t need that extra bit of straw looped around her neck. Full Story

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Similar Met Bumps: Kate Hudson & Jessica Alba

May 3, 2011 06:23:30 Posted at May 3, 2011 06:23:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I read somewhere, I can’t remember where, that Alba’s ensemble last night was one of the best. What? This is Jessica Alba, who is pregnant, in a no-colour Ralph Lauren, and I don’t see how this can be characterised as anything other than a mess. Look at that material. You know what that is? Go to Toys R Us. Full Story

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Met Prom: Ashley Greene & Jennifer Hudson

May 3, 2011 06:05:16 Posted at May 3, 2011 06:05:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Met Gala is not the prom. But you know, without fail, some people come to this thing thinking it’s like their own wedding. This explains why Jennifer Hudson chose Vera Wang. That’s a wedding dress, it’s a prom dress, it’s certainly not a high fashion dress, but then again, Andre Leon Talley once styled her for the Oscars like an asshole so maybe she’s a little gun shy in the sartorial game. Full Story

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