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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

What you can’t unsee

April 19, 2011 08:08:05 Posted at April 19, 2011 08:08:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Before you open up these photos, remember you won’t be able to unsee them. So… proceed carefully. I mean, there’s Jennifer Garner and those goddamn pants, and then there’s Katherine Heigl who spent a lot of time putting this together, on her way to a meeting yesterday, and …well… Here’s what came out. Full Story

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Coachella runway, bathrooms, and Peeta

April 18, 2011 08:30:43 Posted at April 18, 2011 08:30:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Vanessa Hudgens seemed to be more into her wardrobe than the music this weekend at Coachella though I suppose she’s not the only one who priorities the clothes over the artists. I mean, they kinda all do. And, well, if the Hoff is showing up at Coachella now, what does that say about Coachella? That question for another time. Full Story

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The hands, the author, hatemail, and puppy-off!

April 18, 2011 07:49:00 Posted at April 18, 2011 07:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson premiered Water For Elephants in New York last night. I imagine the MiniVan Majority is eating up that white embroidered dress of hers. If ever there was a dress to campaign on…. But, um, speaking of dresses … The author of Water For Elephants Sara Gruen, should we take a moment to look at hers? I just want to say that a black cocktail with a really great pair of shoes never hurt anyone, you know? Also, as you can see, Pattinson’s freaky tea-pouring hand showed up too. Full Story

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Porny confuses Tongues & Necks

April 18, 2011 06:48:20 Posted at April 18, 2011 06:48:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was an article that appeared on late Friday. Porny talked to the magazine about her wedding dress, what she’s looking for, what she has in mind. Oh la. Apparently Porny does NOT want to look “top heavy” (since when???) and as such, is considering something with a v-neck or a scoop neck. Full Story

Do you know who this is?

April 15, 2011 11:28:41 Posted at April 15, 2011 11:28:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just look at the first blonde shots. Don’t cheat. Errrrr… Barely, right? This… Is Abigail Breslin. Little Miss Sunshine. Last night in New York at the Hot Pink Party in support of the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. It was also her birthday yesterday. She’s now 15. Anyway, apparently her stylist lightened her hair Full Story

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Caring or not caring?

April 15, 2011 08:51:18 Posted at April 15, 2011 08:51:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s like, the only possible reaction to most of what Jennifer Garner puts on herself when she doesn’t have help from a stylist. You saw those dumbass pants from the other day, didn’t you? Click here Full Story

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How a real man poses

April 13, 2011 16:50:01 Posted at April 13, 2011 16:50:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? You mean this isn’t doing it for you? How can you not get hard for that straddled-led side-lean he’s working here? Not to mention the double finger pump. That pretty much has me cresting. Photos from Daniel Deme/  Full Story

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The Affectionate Taupes

April 13, 2011 13:45:57 Posted at April 13, 2011 13:45:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck went to check out a school the other day. Sightings of them together don’t happen too often. And less often is public affection. The two seemed in great spirits. Ben even had a big loving smile for his wife. All’s good then in the land of bland? But those pants, they are killing me. Full Story

Courteney or Demi?

April 12, 2011 07:40:56 Posted at April 12, 2011 07:40:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A little bit, right? And not just because they both have dark hair. There’s a similar body type happening here too. And, of course, the preternaturally preserved beauty assisted in a way that’s making it hard for me to distinguish between the two, though Demi’s, of course, has been performed with more “authentic” looking results. Full Story

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Robin, Evan, James

April 11, 2011 07:59:38 Posted at April 11, 2011 07:59:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robin Wright, James McAvoy, and Evan Rachel Wood were in Washington, DC yesterday for the premiere of The Conspirator at Ford’s Theatre. The film is about Lincoln’s assassination and the only female co-conspirator (played by Wright) charged with plotting the President’s murder. Robin, I think, is one of the few women who can pull off this shag. Full Story

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Better in a bad situation

April 7, 2011 09:43:28 Posted at April 7, 2011 09:43:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’ve been sh-tting on Katherine Heigl’s hair situation for a while now. Forget about how you feel about her on a bitch level, from a completely objective point of view, that mess is a mess. However… A mess is a sliding scale. And yesterday, as she was photographed with her husband, leaving to head to the Ellen show, the mess, well, I guess it could have been worse. Full Story