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Met Pathetic: Kristen Bell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2011 11:04:11 May 3, 2011 11:04:11

And... sadly... Isla Fisher. There are so many things I cherish about my friend Laura but nothing more than the glee with which she hates on Kristen Bell. Laura is also my producer – in Cannes, at the Oscars, all over the world including Sundance where we forever bonded over mutual eye roll for Kristen Bell who, as you know, is barely anyone, but stalked around that place like she was too good to stop, and claimed she didn’t want to be cared about. Full Story

Met Worst Sateen: Madonna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2011 10:29:58 May 3, 2011 10:29:58

Stella McCartney is obviously trying to stay out of it, whatever it is between Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna. She dressed them both. Madonna however did not sit with Stella and her usual girls. G and Stella were with Kate Hudson and Rashida Jones and Iman and I think Rihanna, while Madonna was...elsewhere. Full Story

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Met Glee-off: Dianna Agron & Lea Michele

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2011 09:28:02 May 3, 2011 09:28:02

How did they both end up in red? They can try to convince me until they’re red in the face that they did it “on purpose” but there is no way I’d believe it. I would however totally buy it if you tell me in two weeks that they’ll have a throwdown about it at work. Who won the red match? I don’t love red dresses ever, but for this battle, I’m taking Agron’s Michael Kors. Full Story

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Met Disappointing: Naomi Watts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2011 08:48:02 May 3, 2011 08:48:02

Jesus. What just happened? I can see the seam on the shoulder because it’s sheer overlay which... gross. As in from the bowels of bad bridal, you know? All of it. From the belt to the cascading bedazzlement and again the no-colourness that seemed to prevail last night, this is not Naomi Watts at her best. Full Story

Worst Met Colour: Rashida Jones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2011 08:00:23 May 3, 2011 08:00:23

Michelle sent me a note last night when all of us started hitting the wires to see the photos as they we released. Her message was simple: “How can this happen to someone so beautiful?”It’s true. Rashida Jones is beautiful. And she is dressed up in all kinds of bridesmaid purple wrong. Full Story

Met without the braid: Rihanna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2011 07:41:21 May 3, 2011 07:41:21

Stella McCartney had some big names in her clothes last night. Madonna and Gwyneth (more on them later), Kate Hudson, as always, and Rihanna too, in a one shoulder black lace which, I mean it’s not something I’d pick for myself, but on Rihanna it fit beautifully, it’s made beautifully, with gorgeous lines, and enough drama on its own, it really didn’t need that extra bit of straw looped around her neck. Full Story

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Similar Met Bumps: Kate Hudson & Jessica Alba

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2011 06:23:30 May 3, 2011 06:23:30

I read somewhere, I can’t remember where, that Alba’s ensemble last night was one of the best. What? This is Jessica Alba, who is pregnant, in a no-colour Ralph Lauren, and I don’t see how this can be characterised as anything other than a mess. Look at that material. You know what that is? Go to Toys R Us. Full Story

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Met Prom: Ashley Greene & Jennifer Hudson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2011 06:05:16 May 3, 2011 06:05:16

The Met Gala is not the prom. But you know, without fail, some people come to this thing thinking it’s like their own wedding. This explains why Jennifer Hudson chose Vera Wang. That’s a wedding dress, it’s a prom dress, it’s certainly not a high fashion dress, but then again, Andre Leon Talley once styled her for the Oscars like an asshole so maybe she’s a little gun shy in the sartorial game. Full Story

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17-off at the Met: Dakota & Saoirse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2011 05:31:17 May 3, 2011 05:31:17

I suppose, if there’s anyone who could get away with the Valentino flower tulle explosion worn by Dakota Fanning at the Met Gala it was probably Dakota Fanning. She’s 17. Prom is still within the parametres of her actual experience. But f-ck is this thing ever ugly. And you have to wonder – did they really design this for 18 and under? I don’t think so. Full Story

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Douches on a carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2011 10:14:46 May 2, 2011 10:14:46

Tiger Jam happened in Vegas this weekend. How do you look less douchey? Stand next to someone super-douchey. Like, I don’t mind Keith Urban’s hair so much when Tiger Woods’s shirt and John Mayer’s hat get in the way. Right? I don’t give a sh-t who you are… Prince Hot Harry on a Horse couldn’t pull off that goddamn shirt. Full Story

Red Hair hid the Nails

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2011 13:11:28 April 28, 2011 13:11:28

All the attention yesterday was focused on Blake Lively's new red hair following her appearane at the Time 100 Most Influential People of 2011 gala. So much so that it obscured another detail. Thanks to Lorraine for the email pointing this out. Look at her nails. Is Barbra Streisand coming back? This how my ma wears her nails. Full Story