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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Douches on a carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2011 10:14:46 May 2, 2011 10:14:46

Tiger Jam happened in Vegas this weekend. How do you look less douchey? Stand next to someone super-douchey. Like, I don’t mind Keith Urban’s hair so much when Tiger Woods’s shirt and John Mayer’s hat get in the way. Right? I don’t give a sh-t who you are… Prince Hot Harry on a Horse couldn’t pull off that goddamn shirt. Full Story

Red Hair hid the Nails

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2011 13:11:28 April 28, 2011 13:11:28

All the attention yesterday was focused on Blake Lively's new red hair following her appearane at the Time 100 Most Influential People of 2011 gala. So much so that it obscured another detail. Thanks to Lorraine for the email pointing this out. Look at her nails. Is Barbra Streisand coming back? This how my ma wears her nails. Full Story

Katie Holmes > Ashton Kutcher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2011 12:05:26 April 28, 2011 12:05:26

A few weeks ago Star Magazine put Katie Holmes on the cover. It was a scandalous headline about drugs but on the inside it was really just an article about some Scientology method and that she’s really into it, much like some people can be really into running marathons, or activities of that require similar ridiculous effort. Full Story

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But why not Porny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2011 13:29:47 April 27, 2011 13:29:47

Jessica Simpson lived up to my nickname for her last night at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Style Issue party in LA. Looks like a fluffer was hired to jerk off her hair. And she was honoured with the “Style Icon” award. Sure. In fairness, this isn’t the worst she’s ever looked. Full Story

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Scarlett’s boyfriend and his hair gel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2011 12:23:03 April 27, 2011 12:23:03

Sean Penn showed up at the premiere of Love Hate Love at the Tribeca Film Festival last night in a skinny tie with some gel in his hair like he was trying to work a little Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen into his life. Maybe Scarjo likes it that way. Running her hands through it when it’s all sticky, after she removes her foot off of his balls. Full Story

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Influential Blake is now red

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2011 10:20:47 April 27, 2011 10:20:47

The Time 100 gala took place in New York last night honouring its list of 100 Most Influential People in the World which, as reported last week, includes Blake Lively. There are too many riddles in life. Sometimes you just have to move on. As you can see, she debuted a new look – red hair replacing her trademark blonde. Full Story

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Trading with Lola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2011 08:49:05 April 26, 2011 08:49:05

What was Lola wearing yesterday? So far there’ve been no photos of Madonna’s daughter. I want to know if her outfit here came from her own closet or if she was borrowing from her firstborn. This is Madonna in New York going back to the Borderline a little yesterday in torn up jeans under a plaid shirt and leather jacket. Full Story

Not his best day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2011 10:33:05 April 22, 2011 10:33:05

The Bang Bang Club screened at the Tribeca Film Festival today. Malin Ackerman, Ryan Phillippe, and Taylor Kitsch were all present. I don’t know what’s happening with Taylor’s hair but it’s hurting me, like actual physical pain. Obviously not his best showing. Having said that, yay for him hanging out with DeNiro on red carpets! But back to the hair… Is it long in the back or short? Is it in a ponytail? Is that a combover? Why am I including the word COMBOVER in an article about Taylor Kitsch????????????? The world hates me. Full Story

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Famewhore maybe couples & really bad hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2011 08:55:00 April 21, 2011 08:55:00

Now that Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and the major producers of the Twilight franchise have left Vancouver, the lower tier actors are walking on looser leashes. Which is why a couple of them, after several weeks of being ordered to stay undercover, were wide open and accessible for papping yesterday during their final days of production. Full Story

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What you can’t unsee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2011 08:08:05 April 19, 2011 08:08:05

Before you open up these photos, remember you won’t be able to unsee them. So… proceed carefully. I mean, there’s Jennifer Garner and those goddamn pants, and then there’s Katherine Heigl who spent a lot of time putting this together, on her way to a meeting yesterday, and …well… Here’s what came out. Full Story

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Coachella runway, bathrooms, and Peeta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 08:30:43 April 18, 2011 08:30:43

Vanessa Hudgens seemed to be more into her wardrobe than the music this weekend at Coachella though I suppose she’s not the only one who priorities the clothes over the artists. I mean, they kinda all do. And, well, if the Hoff is showing up at Coachella now, what does that say about Coachella? That question for another time. Full Story

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