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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

That poor makeup artist

April 7, 2011 06:52:16 Posted at April 7, 2011 06:52:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ashley Judd was out promoting her memoir at Barnes & Noble in New York yesterday and, like Nicole Kidman and Uma Thurman before her (examples here and here) had more people talking about her makeup than they did her book which, I mean, she is really, really taking it to her family, specifically her mother, but is she also as candid about her own, um, mercurial moods? Anyway, about this powder situation… I mean obviously it’s not like, oh let’s make it so that it’s really noticeable and everyone will see and talk about it. Full Story

Does Shelfy like your hat?

April 6, 2011 11:49:00 Posted at April 6, 2011 11:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gerard Butler is shooting a romantic comedy called Playing the Field in Shreveport, Louisiana. What an original title. Here he is on set this week. Jessica Biel is one of his co-stars and love interests…on and off screen? Last week they were supposedly flirting Full Story

Flying in leather pants

April 5, 2011 09:10:13 Posted at April 5, 2011 09:10:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fergie showed up at LAX yesterday in leather pants this providing me with another installment of the ongoing series How Celebrities Travel. I mean… I know there are different standards for comfort where the stars are concerned. But a plane is a plane is a plane. And she wasn’t flying private. Full Story

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I didn’t hate it

April 4, 2011 09:59:02 Posted at April 4, 2011 09:59:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I’m not Country Bitch’s biggest fan. Not feeling the purple dress she wore on the carpet last night at the ACMs. Definitely not feeling whatever it is you call it that she put on for her performance with Steven Tyler. But I do like the way she moves onstage. I like that she can jump around like that, get her heart rate up and still find breath to sing. Full Story

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Blake getting meangirled at Chanel?

April 1, 2011 10:51:27 Posted at April 1, 2011 10:51:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m not trying to diminish her accomplishment but it felt like they were doling out these CinemaCon “Star of Tomorrow” Awards like those snap-snap topless cards constantly distributed on the Strip. If you’ve been to Vegas, you know what I mean. What is that all about anyway? Anyway… Here’s Blake Lively, in red and leggy, receiving her Star of Tomorrow Award last night along with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the new Transformers girl. Full Story

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GOOPy & Porny: same trainer, same jeans…

March 28, 2011 11:51:25 Posted at March 28, 2011 11:51:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh but a world of difference. Gwyneth Paltrow arrived at Heathrow today after attending a Balenciaga event over in San Francisco. Anna Wintour was there too and at one point they were sitting next to each other. GOOPy as you know is one of Anna’s favourites, even if she doesn’t sell. Click here Full Story

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I love your hair but is that your boyfriend?

March 24, 2011 12:43:00 Posted at March 24, 2011 12:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anne Hathaway is Brazil promoting Rio. She was photographed today in Copacabana heading to an interview. I know I’ve said it before but I can’t help myself. I really, really, really love her hair right now. if I could have any hair right now, I would have her hair right now. The length is great. Full Story

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Ryan jams, Ryan in a trench, & Jena Malone

March 24, 2011 10:32:21 Posted at March 24, 2011 10:32:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SO good, right? Ryan Gosling continues to work on The Ides of March in Michigan with George Clooney and Philip Seymour Hoffman – my Haymitch in The Hunger Games, although I could be persuaded into something really, really out of the box, I mean it has to be f-cking crazy, no one would ever think it, so original. Full Story

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Abraham Lincoln fetus

March 24, 2011 08:28:33 Posted at March 24, 2011 08:28:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well doesn’t he? Doesn’t Penn Badgley look it? Here he is last night in New York at the 2011 New Directors/New Films Festival Opening Night experimenting with stubble shading. I really wish he wouldn’t although I totally know why he is. It’s that “face too small for his head” problem he has. Full Story

Robo Proportions

March 23, 2011 08:05:54 Posted at March 23, 2011 08:05:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As a “designer”, you’d think she’d have at least a basic understanding, right? Katie Holmes attended the premiere of her new short “film” in New York last night. It’s called The Decision. Something about colouring her own hair? With a John Frieda product? Along those lines… A 30 second clip is below. Full Story

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Powder and Peach-fuzz

March 22, 2011 07:48:09 Posted at March 22, 2011 07:48:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Winslet was in New York last night for the premiere of Mildred Pierce. They tried something a little different with her makeup. I like the black eyeliner in the waterline of her eyes. But everything else, especially the powder, the abundance of it, and against the pale lips – I’m not sure it was working, at least not in photographs. Full Story

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