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The hands, the author, hatemail, and puppy-off!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 07:49:00 April 18, 2011 07:49:00

Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson premiered Water For Elephants in New York last night. I imagine the MiniVan Majority is eating up that white embroidered dress of hers. If ever there was a dress to campaign on…. But, um, speaking of dresses … The author of Water For Elephants Sara Gruen, should we take a moment to look at hers? I just want to say that a black cocktail with a really great pair of shoes never hurt anyone, you know? Also, as you can see, Pattinson’s freaky tea-pouring hand showed up too. Full Story

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Porny confuses Tongues & Necks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 06:48:20 April 18, 2011 06:48:20

There was an article that appeared on People.com late Friday. Porny talked to the magazine about her wedding dress, what she’s looking for, what she has in mind. Oh la. Apparently Porny does NOT want to look “top heavy” (since when???) and as such, is considering something with a v-neck or a scoop neck. Full Story

Do you know who this is?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2011 11:28:41 April 15, 2011 11:28:41

Just look at the first blonde shots. Don’t cheat. Errrrr… Barely, right? This… Is Abigail Breslin. Little Miss Sunshine. Last night in New York at the Hot Pink Party in support of the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. It was also her birthday yesterday. She’s now 15. Anyway, apparently her stylist lightened her hair Full Story

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Caring or not caring?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2011 08:51:18 April 15, 2011 08:51:18

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s like, the only possible reaction to most of what Jennifer Garner puts on herself when she doesn’t have help from a stylist. You saw those dumbass pants from the other day, didn’t you? Click here Full Story

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How a real man poses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2011 16:50:01 April 13, 2011 16:50:01

What? You mean this isn’t doing it for you? How can you not get hard for that straddled-led side-lean he’s working here? Not to mention the double finger pump. That pretty much has me cresting. Photos from Daniel Deme/WENN.com  Full Story

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The Affectionate Taupes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2011 13:45:57 April 13, 2011 13:45:57

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck went to check out a school the other day. Sightings of them together don’t happen too often. And less often is public affection. The two seemed in great spirits. Ben even had a big loving smile for his wife. All’s good then in the land of bland? But those pants, they are killing me. Full Story

Courteney or Demi?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2011 07:40:56 April 12, 2011 07:40:56

A little bit, right? And not just because they both have dark hair. There’s a similar body type happening here too. And, of course, the preternaturally preserved beauty assisted in a way that’s making it hard for me to distinguish between the two, though Demi’s, of course, has been performed with more “authentic” looking results. Full Story

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Robin, Evan, James

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2011 07:59:38 April 11, 2011 07:59:38

Robin Wright, James McAvoy, and Evan Rachel Wood were in Washington, DC yesterday for the premiere of The Conspirator at Ford’s Theatre. The film is about Lincoln’s assassination and the only female co-conspirator (played by Wright) charged with plotting the President’s murder. Robin, I think, is one of the few women who can pull off this shag. Full Story

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Better in a bad situation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2011 09:43:28 April 7, 2011 09:43:28

We’ve been sh-tting on Katherine Heigl’s hair situation for a while now. Forget about how you feel about her on a bitch level, from a completely objective point of view, that mess is a mess. However… A mess is a sliding scale. And yesterday, as she was photographed with her husband, leaving to head to the Ellen show, the mess, well, I guess it could have been worse. Full Story

That poor makeup artist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2011 06:52:16 April 7, 2011 06:52:16

Ashley Judd was out promoting her memoir at Barnes & Noble in New York yesterday and, like Nicole Kidman and Uma Thurman before her (examples here and here) had more people talking about her makeup than they did her book which, I mean, she is really, really taking it to her family, specifically her mother, but is she also as candid about her own, um, mercurial moods? Anyway, about this powder situation… I mean obviously it’s not like, oh let’s make it so that it’s really noticeable and everyone will see and talk about it. Full Story

Does Shelfy like your hat?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2011 11:49:00 April 6, 2011 11:49:00

Gerard Butler is shooting a romantic comedy called Playing the Field in Shreveport, Louisiana. What an original title. Here he is on set this week. Jessica Biel is one of his co-stars and love interests…on and off screen? Last week they were supposedly flirting Full Story