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Blake getting meangirled at Chanel?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2011 10:51:27 April 1, 2011 10:51:27

I’m not trying to diminish her accomplishment but it felt like they were doling out these CinemaCon “Star of Tomorrow” Awards like those snap-snap topless cards constantly distributed on the Strip. If you’ve been to Vegas, you know what I mean. What is that all about anyway? Anyway… Here’s Blake Lively, in red and leggy, receiving her Star of Tomorrow Award last night along with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the new Transformers girl. Full Story

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GOOPy & Porny: same trainer, same jeans…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2011 11:51:25 March 28, 2011 11:51:25

Oh but a world of difference. Gwyneth Paltrow arrived at Heathrow today after attending a Balenciaga event over in San Francisco. Anna Wintour was there too and at one point they were sitting next to each other. GOOPy as you know is one of Anna’s favourites, even if she doesn’t sell. Click here Full Story

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I love your hair but is that your boyfriend?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2011 12:43:00 March 24, 2011 12:43:00

Anne Hathaway is Brazil promoting Rio. She was photographed today in Copacabana heading to an interview. I know I’ve said it before but I can’t help myself. I really, really, really love her hair right now. if I could have any hair right now, I would have her hair right now. The length is great. Full Story

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Ryan jams, Ryan in a trench, & Jena Malone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2011 10:32:21 March 24, 2011 10:32:21

SO good, right? Ryan Gosling continues to work on The Ides of March in Michigan with George Clooney and Philip Seymour Hoffman – my Haymitch in The Hunger Games, although I could be persuaded into something really, really out of the box, I mean it has to be f-cking crazy, no one would ever think it, so original. Full Story

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Abraham Lincoln fetus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2011 08:28:33 March 24, 2011 08:28:33

Well doesn’t he? Doesn’t Penn Badgley look it? Here he is last night in New York at the 2011 New Directors/New Films Festival Opening Night experimenting with stubble shading. I really wish he wouldn’t although I totally know why he is. It’s that “face too small for his head” problem he has. Full Story

Robo Proportions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2011 08:05:54 March 23, 2011 08:05:54

As a “designer”, you’d think she’d have at least a basic understanding, right? Katie Holmes attended the premiere of her new short “film” in New York last night. It’s called The Decision. Something about colouring her own hair? With a John Frieda product? Along those lines… A 30 second clip is below. Full Story

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Powder and Peach-fuzz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2011 07:48:09 March 22, 2011 07:48:09

Kate Winslet was in New York last night for the premiere of Mildred Pierce. They tried something a little different with her makeup. I like the black eyeliner in the waterline of her eyes. But everything else, especially the powder, the abundance of it, and against the pale lips – I’m not sure it was working, at least not in photographs. Full Story

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Dear Robert, please shave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 13:44:11 March 21, 2011 13:44:11

As promised, any time there are photos of the cast of Misfits, I will post. Having said that, I really, really want to post some photos of Robert Sheehan without that sh-t on his face. Anything so that I no longer have to associate him with grooming trends from the porn industry circa 1970s. Sheehan turned up in London yesterday for the premiere of A Turtle’s Tale. Full Story

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Wonder Woman at The Landing Strip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 08:58:03 March 21, 2011 08:58:03

You don’t have to be a fan of Friday Night Lights to get the reference. Doesn’t it look like Wonder Woman was styled straight out of a peeler bar? Jesus, Tyra. What are they doing to you, honey? This is Adrianne Palicki in costume as the new Wonder Woman for television. As you can see, it is NOT an improvement over Lynda Carter. Full Story

Single file Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 07:37:59 March 21, 2011 07:37:59

Ok, not really, but “single file” suggests that crowd control is required, for large groups to move in an orderly fashion, like the family Brange. I mean, there’s a total of 8. They need a table of 8. They move in 8. I am exhausted just writing about it, let alone having to live it. Full Story

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Robo’s boot cut leather pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 11:08:06 March 17, 2011 11:08:06

What makes it even more offensive, Katie Holme’s style problems I mean, is that she’s been hustling around New York this week selling her clothing line Holmes &Yang. Look, a girl doesn’t pimp her own clothing unless she thinks she’s something of a clothing person. But you’ve seen the sh-t that Katie Holmes wears right? So, I’m serious, who gave her the authority? Too obvious? Look at these boot cut leather pants from yesterday. Full Story

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