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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Dear Robert, please shave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 13:44:11 March 21, 2011 13:44:11

As promised, any time there are photos of the cast of Misfits, I will post. Having said that, I really, really want to post some photos of Robert Sheehan without that sh-t on his face. Anything so that I no longer have to associate him with grooming trends from the porn industry circa 1970s. Sheehan turned up in London yesterday for the premiere of A Turtle’s Tale. Full Story

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Wonder Woman at The Landing Strip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 08:58:03 March 21, 2011 08:58:03

You don’t have to be a fan of Friday Night Lights to get the reference. Doesn’t it look like Wonder Woman was styled straight out of a peeler bar? Jesus, Tyra. What are they doing to you, honey? This is Adrianne Palicki in costume as the new Wonder Woman for television. As you can see, it is NOT an improvement over Lynda Carter. Full Story

Single file Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 07:37:59 March 21, 2011 07:37:59

Ok, not really, but “single file” suggests that crowd control is required, for large groups to move in an orderly fashion, like the family Brange. I mean, there’s a total of 8. They need a table of 8. They move in 8. I am exhausted just writing about it, let alone having to live it. Full Story

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Robo’s boot cut leather pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 11:08:06 March 17, 2011 11:08:06

What makes it even more offensive, Katie Holme’s style problems I mean, is that she’s been hustling around New York this week selling her clothing line Holmes &Yang. Look, a girl doesn’t pimp her own clothing unless she thinks she’s something of a clothing person. But you’ve seen the sh-t that Katie Holmes wears right? So, I’m serious, who gave her the authority? Too obvious? Look at these boot cut leather pants from yesterday. Full Story

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Little Sci is the only explanation…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2011 07:55:51 March 16, 2011 07:55:51

For why Katie Holmes stepped out like this in New York last night. The only. After all, she has said before that Suri picks out her clothes. God I hope so. Because if a grown woman had put all this together, and one who calls herself a “designer” at that, well f-ck me it’s worse than we all thought. Full Story

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Speaking of gambling…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2011 07:17:26 March 16, 2011 07:17:26

Despite numerous reports that she can barely hold her sh-t together, NBC is going ahead with confirming Christina Aguilera as one of the four judges on its new show The Voice, premiering in April. The press conference happened yesterday. She looks busted, always, but maybe not as busted as she’s been lately, which is just a fancy way of saying that this is her sh-t to her past diarrhoea. Full Story

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Why can’t you get your hair right?!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 07:53:00 March 14, 2011 07:53:00

I mean… I just shouted out in anger in the middle of the living room at 12:30am at Duana’s on Saturday night/Sunday morning while writing this because F-CK, why can’t Katherine Heigl ever get her goddamn hair right?!?!? She’s 32. She’s not 62. She’s tall and pretty, with the kind of good looks that don’t necessarily intimidate, belying the fact that she’s actually a mouthy ungrateful bitch. Full Story

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Underwear lines

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 14:14:01 March 7, 2011 14:14:01

I hate underwear lines. Underwear lines are very democratic. Even skinny girls get underwear lines. Look at Sienna Miller in London the other night signing autographs for fans after her play. The alternative to underwear lines of course is having a piece of string they call a thong or a g ride up your crack – the most uncomfortable sh-t EVER. Full Story

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Oscar Worsts: Gwyneth Paltrow & Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2011 15:45:42 February 28, 2011 15:45:42

In this episode of Everyone Loves Gwyneth, here she is with Nicole Kidman on the carpet last night holding hands. Kidman almost always towers over any woman she stands beside. Gwyneth really is that tall. I was delighted they decided to be all friends and girly together, considering they both looked like so much ass. Full Story

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Oscar Baywatch: Jennifer Lawrence

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2011 10:42:11 February 28, 2011 10:42:11

I’m not saying she didn’t look good. She looked great. Gorgeous. Hot. Super sexy. But you can’t deny that’s exacly the same shade of red. And it’s cut exactly like an elongated swimsuit. She could be running in slow motion down the beach…which…well… it’s not exactly the spirit of the Oscars, you know? I’m not sure we should be invoking the names David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson at the Oscars, you know? Photos from Wenn.com Full Story

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