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Bad celebrity fashion including Hollywood's worst dressed, out of date looks ugly red carpet, outfits and shoes, makeup mishaps, bad hair, and other fashion misses.

Grammy Wedding Album: Katy Perry & Russell Brand

February 14, 2011 06:59:38 Posted at February 14, 2011 06:59:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What did you think of that? The wedding video/photos playing behind her during her performance? I didn’t mind that so much. I mean, I think it’s worse that she can’t sing live. And I was more offended that she stole Mimi’s swing. Only Mimi should be able to tacky swing in front of live audience, ok? I will say though that I love Teenage Dream. Full Story

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Grammy Sh-t vs Diarrhoea: Miley vs Xtina

February 14, 2011 06:26:03 Posted at February 14, 2011 06:26:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha posed this question during the liveblog. My answer was that at gunpoint, I’d take Miley. That’s the point of sh-t vs Diarrhoea – it’s supposed to be hard. I know Miley doesn’t look so tragic here in photos, and you have to remember, the photo agencies generally don’t post too many of the bad ones on these occasions, but during the pre-show with Seacrest, she was working a significant bloat. Full Story

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BAFTA Worst: Jennifer Lawrence

February 14, 2011 01:25:45 Posted at February 14, 2011 01:25:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cut off her head and, well, wouldn’t you expect that it was Blake Lively wearing this dress? Maybe Blake Lively wouldn’t have worn that choker. So 90s. But you get the idea, right? There’s so much titty action happening here, and I’m not sure Jennifer Lawrence means to be the titty action kind of girl, Mystique notwithstanding. Full Story

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BAFTA Minnie Driver

February 14, 2011 01:02:54 Posted at February 14, 2011 01:02:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana Prevailing wisdom says Minnie – who has had a series of ridiculously hard knocks in the romance department, but who works steadily if not flashily – can act. I don’t doubt it’s the case. I have yet to see Barney’s Version, mostly because to a person, everyone I’ve asked has said “I really want to finish (read: Start) the book first. Full Story

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BAFTA you can do better: Hailee Steinfeld

February 14, 2011 00:23:20 Posted at February 14, 2011 00:23:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have been really, really impressed with Hailee Steinfeld’s awards season and premiere style choices. Her selection for the BAFTAs however fell a little short of standard. Not feeling the tricked out sheer top. Not feeling whatever it is that’s coming out of her waist. Reminds me of Mad Men and Christina Hendricks which, is fine for Hendricks, but maybe not a 14 year old who’s been doing a great job of looking 14 in an industry and on a circuit that ages people too quickly. Full Story

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Let’s stay with the breast theme…

February 10, 2011 08:45:00 Posted at February 10, 2011 08:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why not? When Blake Lively shoves them into a strapless Alexander McQueen for an AMFAR gala, you really don’t have a choice. It’s like refusing an appetiser when the hostess went to all the trouble to make the crust on those salmon rolls all light and fluffy. (Day 3 of my cleanse, all I can think about is food. Full Story

Brad dresses Angie, Yeah But

February 9, 2011 14:15:27 Posted at February 9, 2011 14:15:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A few people have sent over this article - an interview with Lubov Azria of BCBGMaxAzriaGroup during which she reveals how Angelina Jolie picks her clothes. "We were going to dress Angelina Jolie and we had a choice of three gowns with us. When we got there, she said she wanted Brad to pick," she said. Full Story

Sports Illustrated Housewife

February 9, 2011 08:49:00 Posted at February 9, 2011 08:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The famed Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue will be released next week. The much hyped cover will be announced Monday, specifically the lucky girl who has been chosen for it. Brooklyn Decker, currently costarring with Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler in Just Go With It, as her crazy ass body in a bikini dominates every trailer, is said to be the most likely candidate. Full Story

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JailBaits & Skinny Bitches

February 9, 2011 08:02:37 Posted at February 9, 2011 08:02:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jesus Selena Gomez is little. Like really, really little. Maybe that’s why, at 18, she’s dating 2 years younger. Duana actually made this point a few weeks ago. Selena looks like a Forever Child and therefore, what non-child-touching man would go there? So I guess that explains Justin Bieber. Full Story

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On borrowing

February 7, 2011 06:32:29 Posted at February 7, 2011 06:32:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every f-cking week this twat gets up into some drama. Every. F-cking. Week. We’re just one month into the new year and already, Lindsay Lohan may go back to jail. Way to go, loser. So about this necklace situation… TMZ reports that she will be charged with grand theft felony (It’s Monday morning 3am PT as I’m writing this, updates to follow if the situation changes) related to a $2,500 necklace that was allegedly stolen. Full Story

Pretty takes a day off

February 4, 2011 12:45:44 Posted at February 4, 2011 12:45:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jude Law was photographed in London today, chatting with a friend on the sidewalk before running some errands with an assistant type. As you know, I’m all over it when Jude and Sienna make love to my eyes with their pretty. As you can see, Jude’s pretty decided to take a day off. The hair issue is a problem for me. Full Story

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